Agent Abe Caprine Goat rights are human rights kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #2 I'd tell her I'm gay. Upvote 0 Downvote
Wowcoolusername Autist kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 Highlight #3 Meh, I've done worse. Upvote 0 Downvote
User names must be unique kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #4 Flirt back and keep flirting back till the point she makes the first move. At that point I tell her I don't think of her like that and from that point on ignore/act very coldly towards her. Upvote 0 Downvote
Flirt back and keep flirting back till the point she makes the first move. At that point I tell her I don't think of her like that and from that point on ignore/act very coldly towards her.
Gone Ham I’ve been making shit content recently True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #5 Is that you? Upvote 0 Downvote
The Empire Never Ended Supra-temporal constant kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #6 die instantly Upvote 0 Downvote
needs tree fitty I thought he’d go away if I gave him a dolla kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #7 Slowly back away saying "oh no, no no noooo" Upvote 0 Downvote
Fetish Roulette Round and round and round it goes... kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #8 I'd do the people of the the future a solid and try to convince her she's gay. Upvote 1 Downvote
shoplifter7 kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #9 walk away knowing that she could never follow Upvote 0 Downvote
Crankenstein The good doctor. True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #10 Laugh then say no Upvote -1 Downvote
TendieGremlin monke appreciator kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #11 get a forklift, ship her back to her natural habitat in the pacific ocean. Upvote 0 Downvote
Exorbital Columnations A dog's rights activist, a lover, a friend. True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #12 Nut. Upvote 0 Downvote
moocow Moo. True & Honest Fan kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #13 Tell her I charge $1k an hour, paid in advance. Upvote -1 Downvote
B buttman87 kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #14 I would probably rip a big fart and see how she likes that Upvote 0 Downvote
Autumnal Equinox Non ducor, duco kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #15 Tell her I loved her acting in Tusk and say she must be very committed to the role Upvote 0 Downvote
verygayFrogs kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #16 Politely tell her she's not 6 feet away from me. Upvote 0 Downvote
Prophetic Spirit You can't stand a chance against my smugness kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #17 Is actually honorable dying by a whale? At least her face isn't horrible like other walruses i've met. Upvote 0 Downvote
Is actually honorable dying by a whale? At least her face isn't horrible like other walruses i've met.
Idiotron The last sane person on Earth kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #18 I would say: "Excuse me, sir, this is very inappropriate." Upvote 0 Downvote
Lichen Bark kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #19 Turn on my methox boosters, pray to God, and hope I have enough fuel left to make it to orbital escape velocity, and leave her gravity well. Upvote 1 Downvote
Turn on my methox boosters, pray to God, and hope I have enough fuel left to make it to orbital escape velocity, and leave her gravity well.
atleast3letterslong Love you kiwifarms.net Jun 19, 2021 #20 Run I don't like talking to strangers especially one's the size of an elephant Upvote 0 Downvote