GeneralSinner666
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Ironically, there is really not much to say about xandermartin98 on the "Internet social reject" side of the lolcow spectrum, but the evident fact of him being a perverted, autistic, smartass spoiled brat whose ego is simply too big for him to be able to properly take criticism is still quite apparent. We can only hope that he is now attending a vocational school so that he can at least get himself a gateway job to help him forget about this stupid shit lest it eventually end up consuming him even more than it already has, but I digress.
To make a long story short, xandermartin98 is a blonde, complacent and surprisingly not four-eyed douchebag sperg who is also one of the absolute nastiest furries to ever exist and whose only real area of talent on the Internet so far has been making lists on TheTopTens.
(To be fair, he's also a surprisingly decent guy there for the most part, but that's another story.)
Anyway, as far as the Internet is concerned, the real problem with this kid isn't so much his personality as it is his incredibly disgusting interests that (like many lolcows) he simply will NOT shut the living fuck up about no matter how many times you yell at him to do so.
First of all, Xander has a foot fetish for almost literally every type of foot imaginable (human, lizard, rabbit, bird, raccoon, monkey, dog, rat, Lucario, you name it), which probably at least half of his entire fanart/fanfic gallery is comprised of blatant fanservice for, as well as a freaking brain fetish that we can only assume he got from watching way too fucking much of Spongebob Squarepants and Jimmy Neutron as a kid. Of course, the brain fetish takes up roughly the other half (at the very least) of his current fanwork repertoire.
Second of all, he spams this stupid shit all over the Internet to absolutely no end, even going as far as to blatantly steal other people's art and photoshop it into his own (the most obvious example being that one time when he Frankensteined sodiepawp's and CubedCake's "Koopa Feet" and "Undertale Rose Collection: Alphys" images together into Alphys foot-fetish art and also bastardized ffSade's legendary "UNDERTALE - amalgamates" fanart into a picture of Alphys being tied up and raped by the Amalgamates while Undyne mind-controls her from the insides of her own poor, poor brain.
Luckily, he definitely isn't coming back to Reddit and Deviantart any time soon (unless those particular sites' admins suddenly stop being complete assholes, which isn't exactly likely, to put it lightly), but if you look practically anywhere else on the Internet, you are guaranteed to find the friendless, demented, utterly sick bastard lurking around in some way or another. Just to name all of his main sites, there's Youtube, TheTopTens, Furaffinity, Inkbunny, Sofurry, Weasyl, Archive Of Our Own, Fanfiction.net, and even Paheal.net for fuck's sake. All I can say is, thank the gods he hasn't gotten popular on Tumblr yet.
It should also be mentioned that his brain fetish is not a mere fascination; seriously, the mere mental image of shrinking himself and sneaking his way through someone else's slimy, hairy, wax-coated ear canal into said person's wrinkly old central nervous sponge (you know, the type of thing that has always been played specifically for laughs in cartoons, especially Spongebob Squarepants in particular, because of how ridiculously weird and gross it is) evidently makes his dick harder than the original Ninja Gaiden for NES. Saying that he wants to literally crawl inside your head and fuck your brain would not even remotely be an exaggeration; in fact, neither would saying that he secretly wants to worm his way inside said brain and use its internal control system (again, something only possible in cartoons) to mind-control you into his personal rape/torture puppet.
Seriously, you have been thoroughly warned about the type of shit that this guy produces; if the sheer amount of Undertale fetish porn that he's made doesn't already make you want to jump off a bridge, then his Parappa/Lammy brain-fetish porn will most likely do the trick regardless.
In short, this guy is just a plain perverted asshole who has absolutely no respect for his waifus (or husbandos) and treats them as blatant toys for his own personal fetish fantasies and desires; seriously, Um Jammer Lammy did NOT need to have this type of perverted piece-of-shit fandom, and neither did Undertale. Xander is a selfish, condescending, purple-prosing douche, enough said.
Links to some of his absolutely disgusting fanfiction:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7879555 (GTS Toriel X Asriel: Motherly Fuckery)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9844919 (GTS Lammy X Parappa: Big-Step-Sisterly Fuckery)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8329333 (GTS Alphys X Flowey: Vengeful Torment)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11982128/1/Alphamalg-The-Completely-Degenerate-Series (Alphamalg Series)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8578081 (Underfoot Fetishtale)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10803240 (Lammy's and Katy's Inside Stories)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9311900 (How Bratty and Catty Stole America's Presidential System, And Also Got Their Brains Penetrated by Alphys and Undyne)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12009515/1/Lemon-Fed (Lemon Bread Vore)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12486182/1/Parappa-and-Lammy-Have-Sex (Parappa and Lammy Have Sex)
Examples of his considerably less disgusting fanart:
To make a long story short, xandermartin98 is a blonde, complacent and surprisingly not four-eyed douchebag sperg who is also one of the absolute nastiest furries to ever exist and whose only real area of talent on the Internet so far has been making lists on TheTopTens.
(To be fair, he's also a surprisingly decent guy there for the most part, but that's another story.)
Anyway, as far as the Internet is concerned, the real problem with this kid isn't so much his personality as it is his incredibly disgusting interests that (like many lolcows) he simply will NOT shut the living fuck up about no matter how many times you yell at him to do so.
First of all, Xander has a foot fetish for almost literally every type of foot imaginable (human, lizard, rabbit, bird, raccoon, monkey, dog, rat, Lucario, you name it), which probably at least half of his entire fanart/fanfic gallery is comprised of blatant fanservice for, as well as a freaking brain fetish that we can only assume he got from watching way too fucking much of Spongebob Squarepants and Jimmy Neutron as a kid. Of course, the brain fetish takes up roughly the other half (at the very least) of his current fanwork repertoire.
Second of all, he spams this stupid shit all over the Internet to absolutely no end, even going as far as to blatantly steal other people's art and photoshop it into his own (the most obvious example being that one time when he Frankensteined sodiepawp's and CubedCake's "Koopa Feet" and "Undertale Rose Collection: Alphys" images together into Alphys foot-fetish art and also bastardized ffSade's legendary "UNDERTALE - amalgamates" fanart into a picture of Alphys being tied up and raped by the Amalgamates while Undyne mind-controls her from the insides of her own poor, poor brain.
Luckily, he definitely isn't coming back to Reddit and Deviantart any time soon (unless those particular sites' admins suddenly stop being complete assholes, which isn't exactly likely, to put it lightly), but if you look practically anywhere else on the Internet, you are guaranteed to find the friendless, demented, utterly sick bastard lurking around in some way or another. Just to name all of his main sites, there's Youtube, TheTopTens, Furaffinity, Inkbunny, Sofurry, Weasyl, Archive Of Our Own, Fanfiction.net, and even Paheal.net for fuck's sake. All I can say is, thank the gods he hasn't gotten popular on Tumblr yet.
It should also be mentioned that his brain fetish is not a mere fascination; seriously, the mere mental image of shrinking himself and sneaking his way through someone else's slimy, hairy, wax-coated ear canal into said person's wrinkly old central nervous sponge (you know, the type of thing that has always been played specifically for laughs in cartoons, especially Spongebob Squarepants in particular, because of how ridiculously weird and gross it is) evidently makes his dick harder than the original Ninja Gaiden for NES. Saying that he wants to literally crawl inside your head and fuck your brain would not even remotely be an exaggeration; in fact, neither would saying that he secretly wants to worm his way inside said brain and use its internal control system (again, something only possible in cartoons) to mind-control you into his personal rape/torture puppet.
Seriously, you have been thoroughly warned about the type of shit that this guy produces; if the sheer amount of Undertale fetish porn that he's made doesn't already make you want to jump off a bridge, then his Parappa/Lammy brain-fetish porn will most likely do the trick regardless.
In short, this guy is just a plain perverted asshole who has absolutely no respect for his waifus (or husbandos) and treats them as blatant toys for his own personal fetish fantasies and desires; seriously, Um Jammer Lammy did NOT need to have this type of perverted piece-of-shit fandom, and neither did Undertale. Xander is a selfish, condescending, purple-prosing douche, enough said.
Links to some of his absolutely disgusting fanfiction:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7879555 (GTS Toriel X Asriel: Motherly Fuckery)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/9844919 (GTS Lammy X Parappa: Big-Step-Sisterly Fuckery)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8329333 (GTS Alphys X Flowey: Vengeful Torment)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11982128/1/Alphamalg-The-Completely-Degenerate-Series (Alphamalg Series)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/8578081 (Underfoot Fetishtale)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/10803240 (Lammy's and Katy's Inside Stories)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9311900 (How Bratty and Catty Stole America's Presidential System, And Also Got Their Brains Penetrated by Alphys and Undyne)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12009515/1/Lemon-Fed (Lemon Bread Vore)
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12486182/1/Parappa-and-Lammy-Have-Sex (Parappa and Lammy Have Sex)
Examples of his considerably less disgusting fanart:
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