Xbox Series X event feat. MatPat, Egoraptor, Jacksepticeye and Ninja -

[No Face]

This is going to be beautiful. This should make up for the lack of e3 memes this year.

 

[Hypnopedosnake2]

yay, more showing of so called exclusives that you can play on PC later.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

That thread title gave me cancer. I can already tell this is going to be cringy as fuck.

Who the fuck is Ninja though?

 

[supremeautismo]

No DarksydePhil? Very disappointing.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

My mouth is so dry from all that white bread.

 

[No Face]

this is like a who's who of gaming lolcows

predictions: Sonichu will be a confirmed Hexbox Series Hex exclusive.

 

[Hypnopedosnake2]

That thread title gave me cancer. I can already tell this is going to be cringy as fuck.

Who the fuck is Ninja though?

That streamer who got big money from Microsoft to go on Mixer, which is now cancelled.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

No DarksydePhil? Very disappointing.

We can't have all the normies freak the fuck out over his snorts.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

A retired animator who sucks at games, some psuedo-intellectual clickbaiter, Irish Pewdiepie, and some Mixer streamer. Great e-celeb roster.

 

[No Face]

you just know there was a committee desperately trying to figure out what zoomers like

 

[Hermann the German]

I would rather see Bill Gates seated in front of a bonfire full of money telling people to go fuck themselves for several hours before I watched this shit.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Ironically, the only names I recognize as the ones in the thread title.

 

[Saxxon]

It's amazing how Arin still manages to get invited into this things, his channel has barely grow at all.

 

[tehpope]

I was going to watch this live. But now I'm probably going to sit it out and just catch the highlights later. This looks to be pure cringe. Thanks Phil Spencer.

It's amazing how Arin still manages to get invited into this things, his channel has barely grow at all.

Its probably because he's an NPC who'll parrot whatever the party line is.

edit:
Austin Evans - dollar store Linus Tech Tips, even more of a shill than Linus and that's saying something
Alanah Pearce - Rooster Teeth thot
Allegra Frank - Vox thot, Associate Culture Editor
Arin Hanson - washed up eceleb
Danny O'Dwyer - Vidya Journo
Jacksepticeye - Irsh Pewds
JD Witherspoon - actor, who?
Lamarr Wilson - youtuber, who?
Laurenzside - who?
MatPat - meme
Ninja - Streamer, Mixer Refugee

 

[Ravana]

It's amazing how Arin still manages to get invited into this things, his channel has barely grow at all.

Corporations have always been years behind what's popular so they probably think he's at the height of relevancy

 

[Dom Cruise]

I miss the old Egoraptor of the Metal Gear Awesome era, it's literally like a body snatchers thing with that guy.

 

[Jimmy Durante's Ballsack]

Hopefully it is enough to wake Crowbcat from his slumber.

 

[albert chan]

why does the Xbox Series X sound like a confusing title for a console?
with a name like that, it should have been a handheld system.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I miss the old Egoraptor of the Metal Gear Awesome era, it's literally like a body snatchers thing with that guy.

Metal Gear Awesome is the only good thing he ever made. He's been failing upwards for nearly two decades now.

 

[CakeCutey]

I legitimately keep forgetting the xbox one is still around. It feels like they barley release any games for it. I almost feel a little sorry for xbox players.