Video Xbox Unboxing Video and #SolsticeSelfies: Jace and Eli celebrate Pagan/Viking Pantheon holiday -

[Jonzun]

Xbox One Unboxing:

#SolsticeSelfies

http://deaglenation.tv/solsticeselfies/


Summary:

• Eli is apparently Pagan now "to try and get pussy"
• Eli got Jace a Cheech & Chong t-shirt, a plush duck in camouflage and a whoopee cushion as gifts. Jace gives the t-shirt a 7/10, but the duck only gets a 4/10. The whoopee cushion, even though Jace claims was unrespectful, still gets a 5/10,
• Eli thanks the fans for getting the XBox, but doesn't thank Jace
• Eli appears to have a collection of toy soldiers, fitting in well with Jace's Cena Dolls and Tyce's matchbox cars.
• Eli sleeps in the kitchen on a bed made out of clothes and chair cushions, complete with a suspicious placement of tissues and lube.
• Their Christmas Dinner consisted of Doritos, Orangeade, Mini Donuts, Peanut Butter Wafer Bars and bags of sugar.

Copy of the text / images from Jace's blog are spoilered below:

Spoiler

Hey Fans,
Jace here. The video is still uploading because you tube is being freaking gay and Elis Internet upload speed is a bucket of crap.So I will make another post as soon as the video is up but it isnt online yet. But I know I promised it to be up by 6… WTF Jace?? Lol.


This crap is so freaking slow itll give you heartaches!!!

So basicalyly I will be posting instead, a Visually Artistic photo collage of our Christmas journey!! So this will basically mean a bunch of freaking badass photos of two fairly normal, fucking badass gamer roomates just cihlling out and having a good time together…WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT From two guys who know how to have fun?? Wow And by that I mean freaking selfies dude!!! Eli doesnt celebirate Christmas, because he believes in the Pagan/Viking Pantheon. So basically



ANd lastly.. A FANTSTIC CHRISTMAS DINNER paid for by AMAZING DONATORS!!!!!!!!!

Dank Dining!!!!!!!!!!

DEAGLEDAD UPDATE:
http://deaglenation.tv/thanks-guys-heres-the-fukin-vid-happy-solstisce/
Eli wrote a post for DeagleNation.tv's blog right after the unboxing video:

Hey Guys Eli Here Jace Sayz I Can Cum Online Again Like Baiscly He Told Me 2 Stay Off Twitter N Shit And He Didnt Want Trolls Ruinin Da Surprise Of Da Xbox 1Been Fukin Gamin Since I Got It But Ne Wayz Ima Be Comin On Here A Lot More And Shit Now Cuz Like Thats The Way It Is So Hope U Ready 4 A Wicked Ride. N Also Im Thankin U Guys N Shit Ur Fukin Ballerz And Shit Like Money Dunkas Dunkin The Greens On Me N Shit Like 50 Cent Ok I Got A Fuckin Bad Ass Joke What Do U Call Sum 1 Whos 2 Cheap 2 Buy Fuckin 50 Cent Cds. U Call Them 25 Cent I Tried That Joke On Tyc Cuz He Stole a 50 Cent CD From My Neighbors Yard Sale When We Hung Out Like A Long Time Ago But He Said His Rap Name Was 25 Dolla Not 25 Cent Because He Was Mor XPensive Thin That Idk Hes A Fag So What Evs Im Basically LIke Just Slammin Da Truth On The CCompueter Nigga Ya So Um What Was I Talkin About Ya So Like Cuz I Got A Crazy New Idea 4 A Video Series Ima Be Showin Off 2 Morrow So Look 4Ward 2 Da 1st Episode Of My New EVlogz That Stand 4 Eli Vlogz EVlogz Ok Im Out Ima Go Play More XBox One Thanks U Guys Thanks 2 The Fight Fuelers WhO Fuckin Donated Their Money 2 This Shit Ima Be Happy And I Already Got A Fuckin Job ANd Im Reachin For The fuckin Ceiling Every Day I Heard Kyle Say That When He Was Doing Yoga Its Pretty Cool If U Think About It Cuz Like Its A Meraphor N Shit So Uh Basicly Keep It Up Fight Fuelersz IWill Pray 4 Ur Protection Under Odin And Zeus Peace Off

Tagged: Badass, getting pussy, odin, vikings, zeus

 

[Smutley]

1) I hope that isn't Eli's bed
2) Nice jackoff pile jackoffs

 

[KingofManga420]

Eli is Pagan...?

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

1) I hope that isn't Eli's bed

It's probably Jace's bed.

 

[Konstantinos]

Dank Dining!!!!!!!!!!
[/spoiler]

Ah, yes, what a glorious pagan meal! Doritos and girl scout cookies were the traditional cuisine served at blóts and yuletide feasts of course.

Also, "I don't believe in pranks."

 

[TKJ]

I can't tell if Jace bought it for himself to use or if it really did want to give Eli a gift and feel good about himself for it.

 

[MerriedManJr]

I can't tell if Jace bought it for himself to use or if it really did want to give Eli a gift and feel good about himself for it.

Jace is a PC gamer. It's probably gonna go in Eli's attic where Eli will clearly wank, game, and blaze himself into a coma. It's a solstice miracle.

 

[Smutley]

God damn this video is depressing... Notes:

• Jace is really entitled for a homeless vagabond crashing at a friends house
• Jace didn't get any "really good presents" from his buddy
  • Crappy gifts include: A Cheech and/or Chong Shirt, a Duck in Camo, and a Whoopy Cushin
  • Jace wanted WOLF EARS from DEVIANTART I can't even anymore
• Since neither of them cook they only eat take out, microwave food, or cookies
• Eli drank all the damn wine
• Did Jace spill a popcorn martini all over his shorts?
• Eli apparently legit sleeps on the floor by the dish washer in a dirty pile of clothes
• Xbox takes precedent over "respecting adults"
• At least Jace got Eli a game with this
• The video ends mid-puke, symbolizing how far we have come this year
• Guys I think Eli is a literal retard
• Eli became a pagan to "get pussy"
• HAIL ODIN MOTHERFUCKER!
• Kyle still sells them weed :3

 

[4Macie]

I'm trying my hardest to come up with some other reason there's fucking tissue and lubrication products everywhere in the bed picture... but I can't. I mean... if someone was sick, they'd have tissues and like Vics vapor rub or something... but Vaseline and lotion? No... I don't even know what to feel right now. Should I be disgusted? I mean, it's a natural process; but at the same time, I didn't need photo evidence that those things occur.

 

[buttsbuttsbutts]

• Did Jace spill a popcorn martini all over his shorts?

Looks more like fruit cocktail. Though why he had fruit cocktail in a glass I have no idea. Also you forgot that Jace was eating a jar of peanut butter for supper.

 

[TKJ]

Jace is a PC gamer. It's probably gonna go in Eli's attic where Eli will clearly wank, game, and blaze himself into a coma. It's a solstice miracle.

I was never sure of his gaming habits. I know he games on PC a lot, but I can see him playing on console too. When he was streaming and got all those donations it seemed like he had himself in mind 99% of the time. He talked about all the stuff HE could buy for himself with the money and then "Oh yeah...and Eli's Xbox one"

 

[NeetBoy]

The cottage is beginning to resemble the Sims version of 14 BLC. It's eerie how that game keeps coming up with accurate predictions.

 

[MerriedManJr]

I was never sure of his gaming habits. I know he games on PC a lot, but I can see him playing on console too. When he was streaming and got all those donations it seemed like he had himself in mind 99% of the time. He talked about all the stuff HE could buy for himself with the money and then "Oh yeah...and Eli's Xbox one"

I think he was just excited because he got a couple hundred more than he needed for the xbox and way more than he was expecting. He's always been clear that he prefers PCs because of mods (specifically weed and female companion mods.)

 

[TKJ]

I think he was just excited because he got a couple hundred more than he needed for the xbox and way more than he was expecting. He's always been clear that he prefers PCs because of mods (specifically weed and female companion mods.)

Hm, yeah. I Saw he has some mods installed on saints row 2 recently. By the way, did he ever buy anything else with all that money? I'm used to discussing him on /k/ and just had someone link me this forum. Seems you guys are more in the know.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I love the oven and / or entertainment center.

And they left the fridge door open the whole time. What are the odds they toke up and just stare at the fridge light for hours on end?

 

[Handsome Pete]

Deep down, I know this is a mediocre video at best.

But then I look in on Discussion, and suddenly this little glimpse of the beautiful manly love shared by two speds living in a feral bachelor nest seems goddamn heartwarming.

 

[Smutley]

Hm, yeah. I Saw he has some mods installed on saints row 2 recently. By the way, did he ever buy anything else with all that money? I'm used to discussing him on /k/ and just had someone link me this forum. Seems you guys are more in the know.

He also paid around $350 to get Eli's van out of impound after he left it on a Puerto Rican guys lawn

 

[FlyAwayNow]

Jace is more associated with Steam and the Computer because that's where people can fuck with him more.

I'm pretty sure he's a console babby. That being said, I'm waiting on that 1v1.

 

[Himawari]

As a Philadelphian I approve of the Tastykake doughnuts.

The Girl Scout Cookies had me confused because I didn't think the 2015 season started until next month at the earliest, but now I'm just confused because the Eastern Massachusetts council doesn't claim to carry the cookies pictured.

But that doesn't matter. [/girl scout sperging] Hooray for Eli getting his XBox finally!

 

[Kosher Dill]

http://deaglenation.tv/wp-content/uploads/IMG_20141229_133505_898.jpg
I'd love to see how Jace was playing with those army men on the floor before he left them there. Probably making little gun noises and everything XD