Ya'll fuckers ready to get serious? -

[Ruin]

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

Serious Sam games are so much better than the Duke Nukem series.

 

[Judge Holden]

Serious Sam games are so much better than the Duke Nukem series.

At this point so is being anally raped by a semi-lubed baseball bat

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

For a second I thought this was Darkwing Duck related, but he get's Dangerous, not Serious... I liked playing the first one at lan parties.

carry on.

 

[ES 148]

[literal thousands of screaming suicide bombers]

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

[literal thousands of screaming suicide bombers]

[shoots cannonball into crowd]

 

[dunbrine47]

We getting this back?

 

[Schwachkopf]

The Virgin Nu-Duke vs SERIOUSLY CHAD SAMMY BOY

 

[OhGoy]

[literal thousands of screaming suicide bombers]

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Spoiler: finally, they're all dea-

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[Jan_Hus]

Sweet Jesus my body is ready

 

[Robotron]

Took an eternity for them to announce it.

 

[aqua sama]

is this supposed to be a sequel or is it another prequel?

 

[Male Idiot]

My wallet is ready!

 

[DumbDosh]

I like that they were like "no desert levels" in the announcement for SS4 since SS3 was just a giant goddamn desert for a lot of the game.