Yaniv Chatlogs from 2008 -

anephric

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The feeling of dread as I skimmed through those messages was unreal, and genuinely made me feel sick.

David Cronenberg use to be afraid to turn on his television late at night because he was afraid what would be shown. He made Videodrome based on that feeling.

I’ve just read JY chatlogs from 2008 and now Videodrome feels like a long, pleasant trip to Disney.
 

Ginger Piglet

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Ahhh, MSN Messenger. That brings back memories.

Still, this is alarming. I didn't get much past the bit with the toilet floor sex myself. However, I'm thinking he probably is micropenis'd from that and how he didn't feel anything which indicates it wasn't big enough to touch the sides.
 

Ellesse_warrior

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The way Yaniv talks about tampons makes me think that he actually believes that women experience pleasure from inserting tampons.
That's not out of the realm of possibility, that's why the Catholic church were against them for so long, they equated using tampons with masturbation.

I had a thought earlier though, if Johnny had just gone into the waste disposal business and gotten a job changing the pad bins in toilets instead of his online scams we might never have found out about any this and he would have had a legitimate reason to be in the ladies toilets.
 

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That's not out of the realm of possibility, that's why the Catholic church were against them for so long, they equated using tampons with masturbation.

I had a thought earlier though, if Johnny had just gone into the waste disposal business and gotten a job changing the pad bins in toilets instead of his online scams we might never have found out about any this and he would have had a legitimate reason to be in the ladies toilets.
Scooting around loos, what a thought.
 

Junkail

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That's not out of the realm of possibility, that's why the Catholic church were against them for so long, they equated using tampons with masturbation.

I had a thought earlier though, if Johnny had just gone into the waste disposal business and gotten a job changing the pad bins in toilets instead of his online scams we might never have found out about any this and he would have had a legitimate reason to be in the ladies toilets.
Problem is, Yaniv with his narc mind would never work in dirty immigrant jobs. He thinks he's above that.
 

PedoFiles

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Here's a thought that maybe JonBoYaniv derives sexual pleasure from inserting tampons. Not into his non-existent vag-hole that he talks about at length, but directly up his ass. Which is why he likes to ride his Scooter-Tooter. And, judging from the number of dildos he has reviewed and claims to have tested (assuming he has been doing proxy testing via Miriam) he probably has a REALLY loose asshole, hence his repeated reference to leakage. And the need for a pad, otherwise he'll be leaking from his anus all day long.

He's leaking from his ass because his rectum is VERY loose on account of the fact that he's put everything but a Mack truck up there. It's Food for thought if you don't mind touching the feces. Always remember to wash your hands, though.

Note: This looks OT tho, I can see no direct relevance to chat logs. I was just replying to comments in the thread.
 
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PedoFiles

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Problem is, Yaniv with his narc mind would never work in dirty immigrant jobs. He thinks he's above that.

Umm, he doesn't want to work, period. I fully expect he's on BC's welfare (social assistance) and not reporting his income from his "righteous" settlements. Perhaps I should get a list of everyone he's settled with and keep a running tally.

Note: This looks OT tho, I can see no direct relevance to chat logs. I was just replying to comments in the thread.
 

Junkail

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Here's a thought that maybe JonBoYaniv derives sexual pleasure from inserting tampons. Not into his non-existent vag-hole that he talks about at length, but directly up his ass. Which is why he likes to ride his Scooter-Tooter. And, judging from the number of dildos he has reviewed and claims to have tested (assuming he has been doing proxy testing via Miriam) he probably has a REALLY loose asshole, hence his repeated reference to leakage. And the need for a pad, otherwise he'll be leaking from his anus all day long.

He's leaking from his ass because his rectum is VERY loose on account of the fact that he's put everything but a Mack truck up there. It's Food for thought if you don't mind touching the feces. Always remember to wash your hands, though.

Note: This looks OT tho, I can see no direct relevance to chat logs. I was just replying to comments in the thread.
Assuming he had this condition prior to him trooning out, a more viable explanation would be irritable bowel syndrome caused by a plethora of shitty genes and a shite diet of mostly fats.
 

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Assuming he had this condition prior to him trooning out, a more viable explanation would be irritable bowel syndrome caused by a plethora of shitty genes and a shite diet of mostly fats.
From the chatlogs:

oh the blood.. its from my stomach comes out of.. butt

oh ok then THAT makes sense.. That is a symptome of a stomach ulcer, that you said you had

Or... he isn't leaking from anywhere and just makes up idiotic stories to try and get preteen girls to show him their used pads.
Also possible and/or probable.

Definitely odd and disgusting that the convo about pads was primarily about clear, chunky, discharge from his dick, and then he sorta threw in butthole blood as an afterthought, not related to using pads.
Also: "Girls sometimes have clear discharge?! I must be a girl, then!!!"
 

SourDiesel

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From the chatlogs:

oh the blood.. its from my stomach comes out of.. butt

oh ok then THAT makes sense.. That is a symptome of a stomach ulcer, that you said you had


Also possible and/or probable.

Definitely odd and disgusting that the convo about pads was primarily about clear, chunky, discharge from his dick, and then he sorta threw in butthole blood as an afterthought, not related to using pads.
Also: "Girls sometimes have clear discharge?! I must be a girl, then!!!"
This is probably the most disgusting conversation I can recall having in a very long time but anyway I think the bloody discharge thing was tacked on specifically because he was changing course to something blood related exactly because the clear discharge wasn't getting his desired result. "Oh you mean chicks don't just leak clear fluids all day long? Only wear pads for bleeding eh? Well... me too... and stuff. Used pad pics??" Tbh I just think literally everything he does has an angle behind it so it's hard for me to buy that he actually has any of the conditions he claims.

Now I want to rate myself horrifying.
 

Junkail

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From the chatlogs:

oh the blood.. its from my stomach comes out of.. butt

oh ok then THAT makes sense.. That is a symptome of a stomach ulcer, that you said you had


Also possible and/or probable.

Definitely odd and disgusting that the convo about pads was primarily about clear, chunky, discharge from his dick, and then he sorta threw in butthole blood as an afterthought, not related to using pads.
Also: "Girls sometimes have clear discharge?! I must be a girl, then!!!"
If he can't even clean his dick properly, imagine the crap he'll get from owning a vagina.
 

heathercho

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If he can't even clean his dick properly, imagine the crap he'll get from owning a vagina.
Well, I doubt hell ever get GRS, but neovags are called stinkditch's for a reason...

Assuming he had this condition prior to him trooning out, a more viable explanation would be irritable bowel syndrome caused by a plethora of shitty genes and a shite diet of mostly fats.

He could be like Chris and his :briefs: crapped briefs, especially since I'm pretty sure Jon is autistic as fuck too. It's not uncommon in autists.

I only say this, coz Julie Terryberry used to shove insane stuff up her ass and she didn't complain of leakage, nor does Zinnina Jones. If I recall correctly that is.
 

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