The site is having difficulties because our bandwidth is totally overextended. Our 1Gbps line is at 100% even when there aren't 8000 people on the site. We were supposed to get a second Gbps line months ago but I'm struggling to get technicians scheduled to set it up.
Inspector: Papers please.
JY: Here you go.
Looks at picture and the F on passport. DISCREPENCY DETECTED
Inspector: You are a women?
JY: That's what it says.
Inspector: Turn towards the scanner.
Looks at printout. Sees dick. DISCREPENCY DETECTED
Inspector: There is a problem with your documentation.
JY: HEY! THIS IS BECAUSE I'M TRANS ISN'T IT!!! LET ME THROUGH RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL SUE YOU!!!
JY: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME! I AM SERIOUS! YOU WILL BE SUED FOR DISCRIMINATION!!!
Guard hits him on the head with the rifle butt. JY gets dragged out and sent to the holding cells.
When I first saw the top pic in the Arianna leaks I thought the purple thing was a choker. Sometimes it's hard to get a real gauge of size, especially in solo selfies (so much of Jon's kahntent) but JFC his neck must be huuuuuuge.