Yaniv files lawsuit against RCMP alleging sexual assault of Miriam and Ilana - He says he will act as their legal advocate in this new lawsuit

[artilleryfroth]

I can see any reports in response. I can see this being thrown in the trash as soon as it's read.
He'll keep doing this shit until they stop him

Nah they’ll file a response, but it might just be a disappointing mix of “you have no standing, fuck off” and “that’s not what happened you retard”.

 

[pr3nt177]

The yanivs signature song...

Oh
Oh baby
Yeah, oh yeah
Ha, listen to this
Spy on me baby, you a satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim, gonna fire, shoot me right
I'm gonna like the way you fight (and I love the way you fight)
Now you found the secret code I use
To wash away my lonely blues
So I can't deny or lie 'cause you're
The only one to make me fly
Sexbomb, sexbomb you're a sexbomb (yeah)
You can give it to me, when I need to come along (gimme something)
Sexbomb, sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on
Baby you can turn me on
You know what you're doin' to me, don't ya?
Hahaha, I know you do
Now don't get me wrong, ain't gonna do you no harm (no)
This bomb's for lovin' and you can shoot it far
I'm your main target come and help me ignite
Love struck,…

 

[Ruin]

Can you be declared a problem/bad faith litigant in the Canadian legal system or is that just an Amerifat thing?

 

[Acceptable]

The constant calling of ambulances when they “aren't feeling well”
never in my life have I called an ambulance only to tell them to leave when they get to me.

 

[Short Stack]

"I took some pills & am feeling better"
psych hold for possible OD.
jonny writes this shit thinking there's no receipts out there to prove him wrong....like hospital reports
& what is he doing all this pecker checking for, I thought he was a lesbian?
This Cop must have a huge cock, or it's what the hags told jonny, or he just made it up
"Is that your baton Officer, or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[pr3nt177]

"I took some pills & am feeling better"
psych hold for possible OD.
jonny writes this shit thinking there's no receipts out there to prove him wrong....like hospital reports
& what is he doing all this pecker checking for, I thought he was a lesbian?
This Cop must have a huge cock, or it's what the hags told jonny, or he just made it up
"Is that your baton Officer, or are you just happy to see me?"

( borrowed from https://mobile.twitter.com/Steel48653653/status/1399521144542277634 )

 

[ProtonMailMan]

That poor officer should file his own lolsuit for defamation. What man would want to be accused of wanting to sexually assault fucking Miriam? That is some serious slander.

In the US you can't sue for defamation based on allegations contained in a lawsuit (the "litigation privilege"). Only guessing that Canadian law is similar?

This doesn't mean that he can e.g. go on CNN or YouTube and go off about the allegations with immunity, however. Generally the privilege covers documents filed/statements made in court or pursuant to court proceedings (or in the course of preparing in good faith to litigate). It is not a license to defame/libel.

And of course, he has no standing and cannot act as their attorney. However, the litigation privilege would likely still immunize him (under the "preparing for litigation" prong) at least insofar as what is stated in his (soon to be stricken) complaint.

For the love of God...sexual assault? LOOK AT THEM for pity's sake. I know sexual assaults have nothing to do with looks etc but come on, two dried up prunes causing erections throughout the building?

miriam and the aunt...copy and paste personified. jonny has found a medical site
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Everything but the kitchen sink hoping something will stick. Loss of earnings??? and there's that word "special". Lordy.


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I think jonny has forgotten pics were uploaded. Where are the bruises and lacerations? I see no injuries on her. <shrugs> After such, repeated, brutal beatings...
View attachment 2219822 <<<The face that causes RCMP erections.

This family needs putting down. There is something seriously wrong, everything is sexual. Christ, who's next?...Hawthorne Bob, maybe WGkitty, food delivery lad?

jonny's rape fetish is strong in this one, he's excelled himself. Images of him fiddling away whilst typing their BS...
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Who is it who told you sexual assault has nothing to do with looks?

I would not even consider sexually assaulting anything less than a total babe.

 

[Vi0l3t]

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Ass raped by the ugly tree falling down, slapped by each branch

 

[Short Stack]

In the US you can't sue for defamation based on allegations contained in a lawsuit (the "litigation privilege"). Only guessing that Canadian law is similar?

This doesn't mean that he can e.g. go on CNN or YouTube and go off about the allegations with immunity, however. Generally the privilege covers documents filed/statements made in court or pursuant to court proceedings (or in the course of preparing in good faith to litigate). It is not a license to defame/libel.

And of course, he has no standing and cannot act as their attorney. However, the litigation privilege would likely still immunize him (under the "preparing for litigation" prong) at least insofar as what is stated in his (soon to be stricken) complaint.



Who is it who told you sexual assault has nothing to do with looks?

I would not even consider sexually assaulting anything less than a total babe.

I don't know...I've always had a thing for paraplegic albino midgets
I don't know if I could restrain myself should I ever see one
Think of Randy Marsh & no internet

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Y'know, five seconds with a golf club would really get this guy to behave himself.

 

[Thumb Butler]

That poor officer should file his own lolsuit for defamation. What man would want to be accused of wanting to sexually assault fucking Miriam? That is some serious slander.

I would love if the officer was gay, like one of the others JY had a talk with.

 

[pr3nt177]

All the rampant erect penises aside... When was it made mandatory for police officers to tell qualified medical staff what treatment is required/should be administered for any, alleged, injuries? Should coppers have a full medical licence now?

yaniv desperation.

A normal procedure I'd imagine when you're uncontrollably hysterical and verbally/physically violent, you get a nice little sedative so you behave like a decent human being...for the safety of all. Don't like it? then don't act like a screaming banshee around other people, resisting arrest included.

And here's the whammy...

Again, what loss of earnings, are the old hags earning now, if so doing what? and what were they planning on doing to earn a living in the future? Are they earning 3 figures a day like jonny? Oh and he's got a fecking nerve asking for health care costs.

I take it being such serious charges the yanivs have pressed charges and these two officers are on duty suspension whilst an investigation is ongoing. Hmm, if not why not?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

LOL, where's the part where he includes himself in this lawsuit claiming they wanted a search and sniff of the newly installed stink ditch?

 

[ProtonMailMan]

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All the rampant erect penises aside... When was it made mandatory for police officers to tell qualified medical staff what treatment is required/should be administered for any, alleged, injuries? Should coppers have a full medical licence now?

yaniv desperation.
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A normal procedure I'd imagine when you're uncontrollably hysterical and verbally/physically violent, you get a nice little sedative so you behave like a decent human being...for the safety of all. Don't like it? then don't act like a screaming banshee around other people, resisting arrest included.

And here's the whammy...
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Again, what loss of earnings, are the old hags earning now, if so doing what? and what were they planning on doing to earn a living in the future? Are they earning 3 figures a day like jonny? Oh and he's got a fecking nerve asking for health care costs.

I take it being such serious charges the yanivs have pressed charges and these two officers are on duty suspension whilst an investigation is ongoing. Hmm, if not why not?

I have just about concluded that Yanny the Tranny is the original mould the Lord Our God created specifically for the purpose of casting all lolcows. This is probably not his first incarnation: The Lord God just keeps bringing him back to admire his own work some more and because by god (ha ha) he got it right the first time.!

 

[PonelessBizza]

Honestly Yaniv should just go big and claim Trudeau sexually harassed him.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he actually does exactly just that one day

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I constantly have to avoid fisking through these Jonathan legal claims because I'm not a canuck and I can never be sure of just how bizarrely their police and courts operate... however, I can only imagine this being laughed out of court, even in Canada

It's almost the perfect theoretical crime. If a cop wants to dry hump some lady it's gonna be nearly impossible to prove with evidence and literally no one on earth would believe that anyone would want to molest these hags. But that's because no one would.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Peak schizoid form. What next? Masturbation machines? Engineering hate hoaxes isn't that hard, but I guess Jonathan is too autistic and stupid to even do them right.

 

[Takodachi]

In Spanish we have this saying "Cría cuervos y te sacarán los ojos (Raise ravens, and they'll gouge your eyes out)" referring to ungrateful people.
I feel like it fits the cucknadians really well. They have been raising litigious faggots for the past decade, and now they are all ready and bold enough to try to bite the hand that fed them.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

How I picture this lawsuit came to be. Que Jonathan Yaniv one quiet evening, tapping away one handed on his encrusted keyboard...

"-Miriam (more like MiriYum) was zealously shoved against the hot cock- I mean cookstove and the officer roughly handled her as she squirmed and fought against his ongoing assault. Officer- (*looks up name*) Gafka could no longer resist her beauty, her wiry hair, her wrinkled décolletage, all calling out to him, igniting the lust a man can only feel when aroused.

He slammed his hard burning erect self near her neither regions and Miriam screamed- but before the raging RCMP officer could continue his tango of detestable desire he heard a melodic voice cry out, "That's my MOTHER you're touching! Back off, or I'll be forever tarnished by this sight before me! Oh I may faint!" Officer (*double checks name again*) Gafka turned around and gasped, shielding his crotch with his hands to try and quell the oncoming SUEPR erection as he beheld the most beautiful, womanly, curvaceous, luscious, innocent girl alive- Jessica Yaniv Simpson herself.

Tossing Miriam to the side, the horny officer ran over to the helpless younger girl and began to force himself upon her, grabbing at her bussom and reaching for her coin slot pussy, Jessica resisted at first but then-"

This is when I figure Johnny's mom looked over his shoulder, and he lied, saying it was a police report he was filing and NOT erotic rape fanfiction feat his mom, himself and that hot sexy mean old RCMP officer.

 

[theshep]

I love how he's styling himself as a 'legal advocate' now. There's no way in the world that he came up with on his own.

He's just seen Kari Simpson helping Donald Smith and pinched that idea for himself. He's so transparent in every single thing he does.

As the saying goes 'A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Yaniv is where the arrow is.

He knows just enough about the legal system to put something together with all the confidence in the world. He, like Greer, is so retarded that the lolsuit makes very little sense, fails in the basics, and is pure insanity.

Oh well, it's a gift for us and every other person who follows Yaniv.