Yaniv: The Soundtrack - Post your musical musings inspired by Yaniv

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Alan Allen

Luminescent Law Enforcement
kiwifarms.net
I wrote a song about Yaniv to the tune of an old timey song and posted it on the main thread. Here it is:
To this tune:





















A girl on the ferry
Bleeding bad
Thought about the Tampax Yaniv had had
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you

Meghan Murphy told me
Ricky told me too
Pedo troons from Canuckstan ain't no friend to you
You're gonna move to Langley City
You're gonna move to Langley City
You're gonna move to Langley City, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you

He's got a purple ball gown
A pedo erection
A Mr. Potato Head, an Elmo impression
We gonna move to Langley City
We gonna move to Langley City
We gonna move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you

It takes a waxing glove to wax
A scootypuff to roll
A twelve year old with no shirt to satisfy John's soul
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you

T is for TERFdom
T is for Tranny
Johnny says he's a woman and the women don't agree
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you

You can always tell
When Johnny wanna flirt
He'll have a tampon string hanging out his Goodwill skirt
Then he'll move to Langley City
Then he'll move to Langley City
Then he'll move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
 

Second Missing Primarch

Rangdan Xenocides 860-930.M31: Never Forget
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Given that Canada's bullshit laws are responsible for this mess, I've been thinking about this song a lot lately in relation to all this.

"Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it? Why, you lousy stinking Francophonic bacon-loving bastards, your country's just a giant piece of sh--!"

 

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