Post your musical musings inspired by Yaniv.
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Yaniv: The Soundtrack - Post your musical musings inspired by Yaniv
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Lemon Incest by Serge and Charlotte Gainsbourg.
The incest part doesn't really apply since Johnny's mom is way too old for his delicate palate, but the rest...just watch. It's in french but basically, Charlotte is Serge's 13 year old daughter and they're "singing" about fucking.
The incest part doesn't really apply since Johnny's mom is way too old for his delicate palate, but the rest...just watch. It's in french but basically, Charlotte is Serge's 13 year old daughter and they're "singing" about fucking.
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Rei is shit
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He's a bird in flight, a hermaphrodite
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world!
And he fucks himself as he fucks the world!
I wrote a song about Yaniv to the tune of an old timey song and posted it on the main thread. Here it is:
To this tune:
A girl on the ferry
Bleeding bad
Thought about the Tampax Yaniv had had
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
Meghan Murphy told me
Ricky told me too
Pedo troons from Canuckstan ain't no friend to you
You're gonna move to Langley City
You're gonna move to Langley City
You're gonna move to Langley City, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
He's got a purple ball gown
A pedo erection
A Mr. Potato Head, an Elmo impression
We gonna move to Langley City
We gonna move to Langley City
We gonna move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
It takes a waxing glove to wax
A scootypuff to roll
A twelve year old with no shirt to satisfy John's soul
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
T is for TERFdom
T is for Tranny
Johnny says he's a woman and the women don't agree
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
You can always tell
When Johnny wanna flirt
He'll have a tampon string hanging out his Goodwill skirt
Then he'll move to Langley City
Then he'll move to Langley City
Then he'll move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
To this tune:
A girl on the ferry
Bleeding bad
Thought about the Tampax Yaniv had had
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
Meghan Murphy told me
Ricky told me too
Pedo troons from Canuckstan ain't no friend to you
You're gonna move to Langley City
You're gonna move to Langley City
You're gonna move to Langley City, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
He's got a purple ball gown
A pedo erection
A Mr. Potato Head, an Elmo impression
We gonna move to Langley City
We gonna move to Langley City
We gonna move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
It takes a waxing glove to wax
A scootypuff to roll
A twelve year old with no shirt to satisfy John's soul
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
T is for TERFdom
T is for Tranny
Johnny says he's a woman and the women don't agree
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move to Langley City
I'm gonna move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
You can always tell
When Johnny wanna flirt
He'll have a tampon string hanging out his Goodwill skirt
Then he'll move to Langley City
Then he'll move to Langley City
Then he'll move, Kiwis, Johnny where they won't wax you
"Waxed his balls, and then he was a she"?
I'm sure there are better tunes out there but its the first thing that come to mind whenever Yaniv is mentioned
Given that Canada's bullshit laws are responsible for this mess, I've been thinking about this song a lot lately in relation to all this.
"Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it? Why, you lousy stinking Francophonic bacon-loving bastards, your country's just a giant piece of sh--!"
"Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it? Why, you lousy stinking Francophonic bacon-loving bastards, your country's just a giant piece of sh--!"
God, I haven’t heard this song in ages and totally forgot about it. I’m glad JY made remembering this song possible!
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