Yaniv's financial situation thread - Money ordeals and piling debts of our beloved fat LGBT warrior.

[pr3nt177]

None of the posts here take into account the income Jessie earns from their new sideline:

(Archive)

I'm sure once this is factored in, Jessie's financial situation will look very different.

I'm holding out for his weight loss vids and perhaps his MU and hair styling tutorials, YouTube.

 

[Choose carefully]

I'm holding out for his weight loss vids

 

[Niggaplease]

This is not true. Healthy food can be cheaper then even the cheapest fast food trash. The issue is it takes time to prepare , and people like Yaniv are lazy and don't want too. You can feed a family of 4, three times with a whole roast chicken that costs 6 bucks you know. You eat the bird after roasting it, and serve it with green beans and potatos. Which probably add a whopping 2 dollars to the bill. Then, you put the caracass and what people don't eat in the fridge. The next day, you stripp the bones of all the meat you can with your fingers, throw it in a frying pan with a bell pepper and an onion. Add some form of asian sauce and then serve the resulting mixture over rice. Feeds everyone again. Take the stripped bones, throw in another onion and your choice of seasonings. And slow simmer it for a day. It will render down into chicken bone broth. Use that as a base for a soup, like the traditional "chicken noodle". Feeds everyone again. 3 meals, for a whopping 15 bucks tops. That averages out to a $1.25 a person.

Its just takes...you know, a little work. Something alien to a narcissistic troon that thinks society owes him everything because he put on a dress.

A rotaissrare chicken lasts 2 days, chicken wraps for lunch chicken pasta for dinner make enough for left overs and you got 2 meals 3 if you count taking the bones and scraps and make chicken soup. :/

 

[Short Stack]

I wonder what Donalds food budget is a month?
jonny's a fucking pig & the farther this goes, the more my hatred for him grows

 

[BATHMETHAMPHETAMINE]

Looking his situation I kind of get why he gave Miriam a whooping that one time Miriam ended up injuring her leg. He was clearly trying to milk some early inheritance to get rid of his financial problems for a while. I wonder does he have cousins or would Miriam's sister be next on the list to be expunged. Don't get why he bothers will small businesses, a bit bigger businesses, neighbors and all that shit with his opportunistic bogus lawsuits when the real money sits right next to him one wrong set of hear beats away of that money being on Yaniv's possession.

None of the posts here take into account the income Jessie earns from their new sideline:

(Archive)

I'm sure once this is factored in, Jessie's financial situation will look very different.

I'm genuinely curious wtf he would do in these shows. Dance in some lingerie? Take his clothes off for audience to in the end see his wiener? Sit front of camera his limp egg shaped dick on his hand or spread his ass cheeks wide for audience to see his brown eye from the behind?

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Looking his situation I kind of get why he gave Miriam a whooping that one time Miriam ended up injuring her leg. He was clearly trying to milk some early inheritance to get rid of his financial problems for a while. I wonder does he have cousins or would Miriam's sister be next on the list to be expunged. Don't get why he bothers will small businesses, a bit bigger businesses, neighbors and all that shit with his opportunistic bogus lawsuits when the real money sits right next to him one wrong set of hear beats away of that money being on Yaniv's possession.



I'm genuinely curious wtf he would do in these shows. Dance in some lingerie? Take his clothes off for audience to in the end see his wiener? Sit front of camera his limp egg shaped dick on his hand or spread his ass cheeks wide for audience to see his brown eye from the behind?

I see a Buffalo Bill dance party

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyuCadjUauE&t=15s

 

[Super Colon Blow]

poor people often cant afford real food so opt for the cheapest least nutritional shit available. believe it or not, healthy food costs more than garbage. that and the only exercise he gets is flicking that bean thing he calls a cock

I see "disagrees" on this. If you have no major ailments and can eat beans, rice and potatoes, then yes, you can eat healthy for cheap. If you have medical conditions that force you to eat a low carb diet or suffer nasty consequences, it suddenly becomes very expensive to eat. Meat and nonstarchy produce are not cheap, and with COVID, prices have shot up further. Isn't Tampon Jon prediabetic?

Regardless of condishuns, I doubt that Yaniv pays any attention to food quality. He probably just gets whatever he thinks tastes good. Look how fat he is.

 

[pr3nt177]

I'm genuinely curious wtf he would do in these shows. Dance in some lingerie? Take his clothes off for audience to in the end see his wiener? Sit front of camera his limp egg shaped dick on his hand or spread his ass cheeks wide for audience to see his brown eye from the behind?

I wouldn't be surprised to hear that there's some sleazy desperado out there willing to pay jonathan yaniv / jessica yaniv / jessica simpson to gyrate and flash his bits, no matter how small and/or skanky.

He's missing a trick really, according to him every male/female seems to want him sexually...he could be making a mint.

 

[Short Stack]

Donald's straight up callin yanny out
I'm not sure how he can get away with this without violating his conditions.

It WILL provoke jonny into some kind of action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6qKw7Q-gmU

 

[ComeGetSome]

Donald's straight up callin yanny out
I'm not sure how he can get away with this without violating his conditions.

It WILL provoke jonny into some kind of action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6qKw7Q-gmU

Video is gone. Please tell us you archived a copy?

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

Add the cost of a new Nissan SUV to the pile, no word yet on model.

*edit I’m clearly a sped who struggles to read, it’s a Nissan Kicks.

 

[Short Stack]

Add the cost of a new Nissan SUV to the pile, no word yet on model.

*edit I’m clearly a sped who struggles to read, it’s a Nissan Kicks.

If his damaged car was written off by his ins, then he wouldn't have it parked there anymore....Also if it was a write off, his insurance paid out this quick?

& what did he use for a down payment?

My guess is he's "reviewing" cars again & hooked this as a try out.

 

[JY's Tampon]

If his damaged car was written off by his ins, then he wouldn't have it parked there anymore....Also if it was a write off, his insurance paid out this quick?

& what did he use for a down payment?

My guess is he's "reviewing" cars again & hooked this as a try out.

Yaniv's car was a very early 2000's Corolla. What kind of payoff was that?

 

[Short Stack]

How in the fuck does someone who just claimed indigence for court filings....claiming a 2700 monthly NEGATIVE income finance a new car?

I find it hard to believe the courts aren't on to this, & haven't acted.

Harder still to believe they're that blind.

Just wait...he'll get a court paid lawyer for his assault case.

 

[bluegenius8585]

Yaniv's car was a very early 2000's Corolla. What kind of payoff was that?

Depending on milage and condition (minus his crash) anywhere between $1000 and $5000

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

I believe in his recent financials he only has like 20K equity in the condo.
He also needs to be shopping for a lawyer for his upcoming trial. Cards maxed out & no equity left...How's a girl gonna pay her bills?

I know this should go in the financials thread and shame on me for not... Actually no, I am going to be a good girl and take it there. And here we are!

So if he's only got like 5-10% equity in his condo and Miriam was talking about moving in the Sara logs...

Where the FUCK did the inheritance from Jack go? If there even was one... I know it's been speculated for years that when he died there was enough for JY and Miriam to both get condos, but JFC was it actually only enough for piddly downpayments? If so, how has he been paying his mortgage?

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

Where the FUCK did the inheritance from Jack go?

Dildos, dildos and more dildos, tampons & pads, 3 mattresses, Olive Garden, whatever that place with his fav bread, chocolate cake and nachos, make-up, bras, pedicures, manicures, apps and travel money. (We know it doesn't go for booze cuz he stole all that)

A gurl has expenses!!

 

[Scary]

Dildos, dildos and more dildos, tampons & pads, 3 mattresses, Olive Garden, whatever that place with his fav bread, chocolate cake and nachos, make-up, bras, pedicures, manicures, apps and travel money. (We know it doesn't go for booze cuz he stole all that)

A gurl has expenses!!

Yas Queen preach!

 

[Sookie]

I know this should go in the financials thread and shame on me for not... Actually no, I am going to be a good girl and take it there. And here we are!

So if he's only got like 5-10% equity in his condo and Miriam was talking about moving in the Sara logs...

Where the FUCK did the inheritance from Jack go? If there even was one... I know it's been speculated for years that when he died there was enough for JY and Miriam to both get condos, but JFC was it actually only enough for piddly downpayments? If so, how has he been paying his mortgage?

I don't believe there was an inheritance. They still lived in Greenside for quite a few years after Jack died. When Jack died, the property values in Greenside were still deflated due to Greenside needing a complete makeover of new siding and windows, After the windows and siding were replaced and due to an incredibly hot housing market, Greenside's housing increased a very large amount and they were able to sell the townhouse for $500000. I understand that the condo's that they each purchased (maybe the Kitty can verify this) were around $350000 each, which would leave a very small mortgage on each unit. The payment for each of them would be somewhere around $700 plus strata fee's. Mariam would have some kind of pension as well as Jack's (possibly) She also lives with her sister who would also have a pension. And as we all know, Jonathan, is a computer wizard, who easily makes $200 per day If you factor in remortgaging both units and massive credit card debt, it's easy to figure out where the money came from. It's also easy to figure out the money is running out and they have next to nothing. I hear there's a really nice tent city in Vancouver.

 

[pr3nt177]

Greenside's housing increased a very large amount and they were able to sell the townhouse for $500000. I understand that the condo's that they each purchased (maybe the Kitty can verify this) were around $350000 each, which would leave a very small mortgage on each unit.

I suppose it depends on eg what debt they had when they sold the Greenside property, for all we know they could have had sizable debts when selling therefore unable to put down a decent sized "deposit" on either condo.

No idea what miriam's financials are like but fat boy is drowning atm.