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Yaniv's Political Career - Vote for Jessica! -
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Pastel_Ace33
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I'm shocked no one has even considered/mentioned the possibility of him being assassinated depending on which way this thing swings...
Where would Yaniv even get the support for his campaign? A lot of people who run to be any type of political leader at least have some sort of wealth that can get the public to notice their campaign or are already well known (and liked) by the people, which usually occurs on much smaller scales like municipal elections. Yaniv is not all that rich nor is he well-liked as one Google search of his name will pull up results of him being both a pedophile and predator.
Archive of that Insta video just in case he deletes it and the link goes dead:Our favourite political candidate imparts words of wisdom
@trustednerd shared a video on Instagram: “See you in there in 2021 :) #bclegislature” • Aug 26, 2019 at 3:11pm UTC
327 Likes, 617 Comments - Jessica (@trustednerd) on Instagram: “See you in there in 2021 :) #bclegislature”www.instagram.com
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Oh god yes.
Lots of local appearances ahead and Langley voters will want to be there to see if his cutlets fall out of his blazer like they did out of his evening gown.
Which reporter will feel the first blow of his mighty pink cane?
Who will get the best picture of Miriam's thrusting middle fingers?
Suspense! Action! Drama! And "PEDO" stickers all over his campaign signs.
Which reporter will feel the first blow of his mighty pink cane?
Who will get the best picture of Miriam's thrusting middle fingers?
Suspense! Action! Drama! And "PEDO" stickers all over his campaign signs.
A pedophile and/or sexual predator running for office?
He'll fit in nicely.
He'll fit in nicely.
Yaniv's thing swings in the direction of the nearest underage girl. At night, when the stars aren't visible, you can navigate by it.
There is no possible way the potato will run and even then it would be at his own expense as an independent. No political party would touch him with a 10 foot pole. Canada may be cucked, but it is not that cucked yet. This whole fiasco is nothing more than an attempt to shift the focus away from his overt racism. I don't think that even he believes he can get on the ballot, let alone elected. Just more puffy, fluffy stuff from a wannabe peacock.
Munchma Quchi
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He'll have to run independent. Luckily for him he's naturally gifted at attracting attention to himself, so he probably won't have to spend too much money on signs whatever.
Jonathan has my vote for Most Punchable Voice.
Pastel_Ace33
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His dainty girl bits would NEVER... or so I'm sure he'd claim, still that is a VERY disturbing image
I suppose when you’re fucking canadian you have to take whatever victories over other countries that you can get.
Ooh, if he does it in the legislative building it'll be Canada's version of the caning of Charles Sumner. But instead of a senator beating up another senator over the issue of slavery, it's a fat tranny beating up a Jewish right wing journalist because he keeps telling the world the tranny is a pervert. It's as Canadian as poutine and maple syrup.
Where's he gonna get the campaign fund money? Guess he'll have to find more working class peeohsee women to sue.
Maybe that was his plan all along...
Maybe that was his plan all along...
Choose carefully
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Vancouver (mostly).
Between big cities and heavily federal-aid-dependent northern regions, leftist parties have an easy route to electoral victory. Alberta and southern Manitoba/Saskatchewan should just fucking secede at this point lol.
A Pare A Teeth
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I was so close!From the thread ‘Predictions on Yanivs next antic -‘
Quebec and Ontario might happily sign on to that plan if it lets them the escape the madness that is Canada.
I figured as much.
Hopefully he's serious and leads a disastrous campaign. Can't wait to see him address his constituency with Miriam in the back flipping off and attacking the press.
Hopefully he's serious and leads a disastrous campaign. Can't wait to see him address his constituency with Miriam in the back flipping off and attacking the press.
You have to matter first before you can be assassinated.
With Yaniv, you'd just call it Smear the Queer.
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