my favorite moment was the mister metokur """"""dox"""""" saga
whether or not it was actually real is still up in the air, but for sure it was entertaining to watch kiwifarms implode for like a week now stop trying to be an e-celeb and get back to fixing your site josh you lazy bum
- I am amazed that Tommy Tooter isn't mentioned more often here, particularly his Tucson-Denver run:
He got run off his favorite hippie spot by a Big Show-sized dude, which made him scared for his life.
He then proceeded to use his rent money to get a bus ticket to Denver to finish his lovequest and meet up with a FtM tranny named Diane
Diane proceeded to kick him out in less than a day, and didn't give up her mangina (yes he called it that)
Remember what I said about his rent money? Well he returned to an eviction notice, and now has to live in a Barrio where he literally has to listen his neighbor beat his girlfriend through the thin walls. He also mentioned hearing gunshots multiple times.
Not long after he gets situated in the barrio, @Null proceeds to make a stream on him (Parts 1, 2), which isn't just hilarious, but completely fucks up his YouTube SEO (the KF channel is now a "related channel" to his lmao), to the point where he chimps out about it:
- Bryan and I had quite a few adventures in 2018: the highlights are:
@Null becoming the digital incarnation of Mike Snyder by legally banning Bryan from this site.
Metokur then proceeded to make this song a Kiwi staple. That stream was fucking magical and cannot be missed.
Not having had enough, Bryan had to sock not one, but two times. With the 2nd one (@BoomerPhil) ending in particularly memorable fashion.
"Comedy" network and its money burning subsidiaries, now on a permanently sinking ship, plugging their holes with podcasts, crappy animated shows, a fuck ton of booze, and colored monkeys. Now with more dick pics then anyone asked for.