Yogurt - Fuel for white girls

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Anyone who's seen an Activia commecial knows that white girls literally cannot poop without eating yogurt, therefore it is an important part of our diet.
What kind of yogurt are you all fond of? I like greek yogurt quite a bit, I usually get it plain and pimp it out with granola, honey, and berries. I recently had some aloe yogurt that was pretty nice.

 

[nad7155]

I don't want to think about Jamie Lee Curtis taking a dump.

You might, whatever floats your boat.

 

[m0rnutz]

I personally like Chobani.

 

[R.A.E.L.]

I'm a longtime fan of YoCrunch. Sometimes, if there's whipped cream in the house and I'm feeling like a fatty, I spray some in and then mix it up to make everything all fluffy. These days I mostly eat Greek though.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I like standard yogurt fine as a quick breakfast, but I can't stand greek yogurt. I tried it once and it was so overwhelmingly bitter and sour I couldn't finish the little container. I think it was Chobani. And it was blueberry flavored, not like it was plain or anything.

Never tried it again.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

 

[Nien Nunb]

Real nigga shit coming through.

 

[AnOminous]

Greek yogurt. Vanilla or plain with fruit. Or as part of a sauce. How is this women stuff?

 

[Evilboshe]

Real nigga shit coming through.

The cotton candy one was the best!

 

[Trombonista]

I can't remember the last time I had yogurt.

 

[LofaSofa]

I don't really eat yogurt anymore, but I remember I used to always mix the Trix cotton candy flavor yogurt together until it turned purple.

 

[Cosmos]

I've been super into banana cream Greek yogurt lately. Specifically the Dannon Oikos brand. I also like key lime, vanilla, lemon meringue, and orange cream flavors.

I've been trying to be healthier so I'm making myself eat the Triple Zero version, but it's not nearly as good as the original version.

I like standard yogurt fine as a quick breakfast, but I can't stand greek yogurt. I tried it once and it was so overwhelmingly bitter and sour I couldn't finish the little container. I think it was Chobani. And it was blueberry flavored, not like it was plain or anything.

Never tried it again.

Dude, just today I tried Chobani's banana cream yogurt and it was fucking nasty. I think it's just that brand, honestly. I recommend trying Dannon Oikos yogurt, it's really good.

 

[NumberingYourState]

The Blueberry Oikos is the bees knees. I like having actual blueberries instead of subjecting myself to little food colored dots called blueberry.

 

[melty]

Plain Icelandic yogurt. I don't know what half the abominations in this thread are, gross.
Icelandic yogurt is like greek but idk, it's different, I don't know why it's so good but every time I've gotten it it was better than greek yogurt. If you like quality plain yogurt I recommend it.
Sometimes I like greek yogurt with a little bit of honey or yogurt with lemon curd

 

[AnOminous]

The Blueberry Oikos is the bees knees. I like having actual blueberries instead of subjecting myself to little food colored dots called blueberry.

I like just taking plain or vanilla yogurt and adding fresh chopped fruit to it, instead of getting it already in there. The stuff with fruit already in is often too sweet. When plain, I'll add a bit of maple syrup.

 

[Coda]

Spoiler: best brand

I used to like regular yogurt , but after I tried Greek I just ended up liking the thick consistency more. Plus I like the idea of using this to sub some ingredients when cooking or baking.

 

[Schwachkopf]

I like eating yogurt with rice and pancakes, it makes my stomach feel full.

 

[American Lollinator Mace]

When I was really, really little, I thought any and all yogurt was awesome. Thing is, I called it "zookuss" (rhymes with "hook us") for some silly reason. The first time my parents took me grocery shopping (this tells you how damn young I was), when they got to the refrigerated/dairy section, I saw this giant wall of yogurt.
My eyes bugged out. My mouth dropped open. I pointed right at this wondrous wall of the holy food and I cried out, "ZOOKUSS!"
...Yep, just a pointless yogurt story, but I thought it might amuse some. ("Pointless Yogurt Story" sounds like a Japanese band name.)

 

[AnOminous]

Spoiler: best brand

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I used to like regular yogurt , but after I tried Greek I just ended up liking the thick consistency more. Plus I like the idea of using this to sub some ingredients when cooking or baking.

It's higher in protein. I don't think it's really bitter, and I like bitter foods anyway. It's just that compared to overly sweetened American crap, it may seem bitter because any small amount of bitterness to it isn't covered up by cloying sweetness.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

I like Liberté. It's a Canadian brand.