Skitzocow Yolanda Hawkins / High Priestess Yoli / Domme Yoli / Exotic Roche - A cyber archeological foray into insanity

[Atrahasis]

disclaimer: This cow is currently in a good way to provide milk to the farms.
Your good servant initially stumbled upon her dense nonsense one year after her last youtube comment.
I call upon the kiwis to help me locate any social network (twitter, ask, instagram, snapchat, whatever) she currently uses so I can get my fix. If this topic gets locked because of disinterest, so be it. At least I have the satisfaction to bring recognition to an obscure specimen of skitzocow who deserves no less.
Let the best of her ramblings rests in here, archived for all to enjoy.

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I discovered Kiwi Farms recently. However, my taste of following the misguided ways of cows isn't new. In this way, I present you a beautiful example of a messed up occultist: Yoli!
No eloquent enough exordium can introduce her, so I let you make acquaintance with her by her own words. Behold...

According to her now defunct website, her full name is Yolanda Hawkins. As evidenced in this picture, I suspect her to catfish people as she lies about her true age

Yoli used to hail from Dallas, Texas as evidenced by useful information Postal Dude provided about her.

Spoiler: Yoli's real life whereabouts

Former location

Phone number: (214) 280-4784
She apparently now lives in Dallas, though she used to live in Natchez, Mississippi.

New Jersey, US

So... That's the kind of McMansion one can afford in New Jersey with 300$ hourly fee from Caucasian subs? I guess it's really the crisis in America, my friends.

She used to pride herself on being a top-class psychic, spellcaster, paranormal investigator, but since tracking cold air doesn't fill the fridge, she puts butter on her bread by offering humans, Reptilians, little greys, Draconians, Vulcans and all midichlorian loaded beings alike to whip their buttocks red. In other words, she is a dominatrix prostitute =)
According to this video, she also tried her hand at writing horror script. I got to say I am very curious at how it turned out when a producer laid eyes upon it!

I categorize her as a Skitzocow because I virtually know nothing about her interactions with the websphere, in spite of my efforts to find leads. This level of confidentiality is a wonder for a skitzocow, if you take into account that her personal information is so easy to retrieve.
Maybe this matter of fact has changed in the meantime...
To not have her insights about the presidential campaign of this year saddens me. I would have really like to know which intergalactic league Trump is siding with, and if the Zeebans hates Clinton as well. I got to be sure so I make out to my nuclear bunker, just in case. After all we were close of mass extinction, lucky this 2012 prophecy didn't become true!

We know you're in touch with aliens, Francis! Disclose the truth about this visit in 2012, and tell us about the appearances of Fatima too!


Useful links:
http://archive.md/Jfze5 (1
http://archive.md/JdFoX (2
http://archive.md/HVWC8 (3
http://archive.md/Apxlm (4
http://archive.md/uH4Wd (5

1- The archive for the whole Youtube discussion. I bow low before it!
2- Her Twitter account.
3- Her former website, listing her sorceress skillset. It wasn't all that successful since it went under. I wonder why?? D=
4- Also archived here, one of her old escort girl webpage.
these were really her rates!
5- To finish, her latest escort webpage

DINNER DATE (6 HOURS)= $7000
HALF DAY (12 HOURS)= $15,000
OVERNIGHT (24 HRS)= $30,000
3 DAYS OVERNIGHTS WEEKEND (72 HRS)= $90,000

Thankfully, if you want a goddess of rough sex by your side, she now does it for 300$ per hour.
What a generous discount!

Current status: last seen in January 2017, selling her "charms" to old perverts and looking for a cuck patron to pay for her PreMed studies in Rutgers University.

 

[DrainRedRain]

Lol, N-iggers is a powerful world now. And wtf is Nagas?

Her choice of clothes is... interesting.

 

[Atrahasis]

I have no clue. In her mind, she probably thinks she's a descendant of Isis or something. Her videos on Youtube probably gives some hint, but I make no sense of it because of my poor ear and the low quality audio.

Maybe she refers to the Japanese yokai naga

 

[Betonova]

That outfit reminds me of Eelkat Wendy C Allen here: A voodoo Gypsy Queen.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

This looks promising. I'm more concerned by the fact that for $7,000 she will do stuff including "goldy, browny, and crimson showers."

People pay to be urinated on, shat on, and menstruated on? What if she's not on the blob at the time you've paid for her crimson shower? Isn't she at risk of false advertising?

 

[Atrahasis]

Howdy.
I updated the OP with information @Postal Dude provided me. It's interesting indeed, to know that Yolanda still has a foothold on the interweb. However, we are still clueless about any implication on a social network, where she'd pour out generously her insanity.

I rewatched one of her horribly compressed videos. What is striking is how her composed attitude is completely at the opposite of what she appears through her written rants. But once again, we deal with someone who propose all kind of showers in the rainbow spectrum to decadent sex crazed customers, so we have yet to delve deep into the rabbit hole...

For now, we have a few options, but investigate about her past life in Natchez, Mississippi; follow the horror script lead (the cinema network in the southern USA is a little world, I assume) and getting more in-depth information about her current address in Dallas.

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The escort girl lead, while tempting, seems to lead in a dead end. Unless a crooked customer we are unaware about threw a tantrum about her, it's unlikely we find anything as the upper class elite she targets doesn't banter with private life secrecy. They aren't mindless lolcows. It's a wild guess on my part, but if she keeps on advertising after all these years, it demonstrates she has just enough confidential success to sustain her lifestyle, but not enough to thrive off as she'd desire to. Unless she's particularly greedy...

This looks promising. I'm more concerned by the fact that for $7,000 she will do stuff including "goldy, browny, and crimson showers."

People pay to be urinated on, shat on, and menstruated on? What if she's not on the blob at the time you've paid for her crimson shower? Isn't she at risk of false advertising?

From what the newest link provided by Postal Dude suggests, she reviewed her rates way lower as she now proposes 100$ per hour session on Skype, likely by video (?)

I wonder if she has an account on chaturbate, or any camwhore joints of this type. Is she yet too proud to resort to them in spite of her lack of success?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

She's too hot to be a cow, not insane enough to dethrone Gail.

 

[Atrahasis]

11/6/2016:

She's too hot to be a cow, not insane enough to dethrone Gail.

Don't tell me you would jam this sicko, you patron of the slams before the Eternal. Don't stray from the path of virtuous hoops, please


As much as I think she's retarded awesome, it's still ill minded to dip biscuit on the snatch of a mad woman, no matter if she's slightly saner than Gail or not. I figured an old kiwi like you would have figured that by now.


In the meantime I have pursued investigation to find my pet cow, my Hathor of the modern times. Natchez is an interesting town. I learned out that it was the most ancient colony in the Mississippi. I wonder if there is a deep seated tradition of black magick and voodoo in there? I have yet to explore all the records of schools in the area. It's not an easy task as Hawkins is to USA what Estevez is to Mexico: a widespread family name.

So far, here is an encouraging lead when I consult the public record:

http://archive.md/TeeYw

I know the phone number don't match at all with the one above, but maybe she changed it later on? At any rate, if it's her, I hope the yahoo mail is still in use.

Bonus: this Facebook likely doesn't belong to her, but I don't resist the temptation to let you know about the profile picture of that Yolanda Hawkins


https://www.facebook.com/yhawks
What's with the child? Did his mom take a selfie during Puzuzu's exorcism out of his body or what?

Update 9/17/2018: Holy Moses! Domme Yoli hasn't completely vanished from the Interwebz! After a research I had very little hope for, I discovered new leads about her!
I wouldn't be necroing if it wasn't for this and the fact she's my fav skitzocow!
I feel all the more sorry about missing out a major event like a twitter account creation.

https://twitter.com/exoticroche
http://archive.md/JdFoX

She's quite the travelling kind. Last time we tracked her, she was in Texas. Her new base of operation is in the southern part of New Jersey. Apparently, she decided to catter to a brand new fetish, so that she gets someone to pay her PreMed studies.
Do you imagine having her as a nurse?

I'm a PreMed college student attending Rutgers U & need financial assistance from generous Sugar Daddy.

Got it gentlemen? If you are into ageplay (in this case, being a fossil) bring her your best bottle of Merlot wine and get ready to open your heart in addition of your wallet!
Time to update this dank thread