You are an autocratic ruler over a fake country -

[JambledUpWords]

You rule over a fake country and you are an autocratic ruler (as in, you control the entire government and the way it functions, no checks and balances).

• Figure out a name
• What rules you have
• How you enforce the rules
• Penalties for breaking rules
• National anthem
• Dress code- if there is one
• Entertainment
• National food
• National religion/philosophy
• How you want to be addressed

You don’t need to answer or use any of these, these are only suggestions to make the process easier

 

[Rand /pol/]

Figure out a name

United States of America

National anthem

Battle Hymn of The Republic

National religion/philosophy

Paternal Autocrats

How you want to be addressed

Field Marshal

 

[A Hot Potato]

• Figure out a name

Cuntland.

• What rules you have

The only rule is not to be a faggot.

• How you enforce the rules

You get called a faggot, then raped, and then killed slowly.

• Penalties for breaking rules

See above.

• National anthem

• Dress code- if there is one

Anything, as long you don't look like a faggot.

• Entertainment

Anything, as long you don't act like a faggot while doing whatever it is you are doing.

• National food

Oatmeal Squares and skim milk.

• National religion/philosophy

Don't be a faggot.

• How you want to be addressed

King Niggerkike.

 

[QT 219]

The Country of Chadvakia

We are ruled by The Seven Convictions, handed down to us by our forefathers.

1. Let each one provide according to his kind.
2. Let each one sustain the other.
3. Let the justice fall upon the shoulders of your Father.
4. Let the punishment fit the crime.
5. Let the lowly find a place among you.
6. Let there be no dishonesty be found within you.
7. Let the love of your culture and survival rule over you.

These are enforced by citizen soldiers; individuals who with personal productivity and not inherited wealth, rise amongst the ranks to ensure the safety and survival of its people. Penalties for breaking the rules can be anything from the confiscation and redistribution of goods, services and property, up to and including banishment and/or death.

National Anthem:

Dress Code: There are only three.
Common, Business and Formal Dress of the 1920's American.
Must be kept clean, steamed and pressed at all times when starting work or before National gatherings.

Entertainment:
Intellectually stimulating board games, puzzles and mechanical contraptions to encourage personal growth and achievement. Radio dramas and broadcasts are regularly enjoyed by families and drinking parlors alike. Visual media such as movies, moving pictures, magic lanters, and television do not exist. Violent sports such as boxing, kickboxing, MMA and fencing (12th Century Rules) are encouraged as a way to strength both men and women alike.

National Food:
We are known for a healthy diet of beef, legumes, cabbage, peppers and spices only found in our country. Shepard's Pie is a delicacy.

National Religion Philosophy:
Totalitarian Theocracy.
"Democracy is a poison and a republic is the root. The will to do good towards all men comes from the goodwill of one man and therefore all men succeed and survive by means of it." - The National Vision.

How you want to be addressed:
Sir.

 

[Raging Capybara]

jus primae noctis

 

[HG 400]

nerds

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Who told?!?

There will be blood on the streets of my fake country for this betrayal.

 

[nippleonbonerfart]

I kill my advisors, kill my citizens, then kill myself.

My country is called Canada

 

[JambledUpWords]

Figure out a name

Autisticus

What rules you have

No loud music
Must be part of some fandom
No really stinky food
Furries are allowed
Don’t have to make eye-contact
Everyone gets their own place separate from everyone else
Autistic hobbies encouraged

How you enforce the rules

There will be ‘tism police that will make sure you are acting autistic enough

Penalties for breaking rules

If you break the rules, you get deported to Normieville

National anthem

Sonic tv show theme
My Little Pony theme song
Any popular fandom song at the moment
National Anthem will change based on preferences

Dress code- if there is one

Fandom shirts, Velcro shoes and sweat pants for casual wear
Formal wear is the same thing, but with a tuxedo printed t-shirt

Entertainment

Any tv show, movie, music
Libraries

National food

Chicken tendies with Kraft Mac&Cheese will be a delicacy

National religion/philosophy

Chrischanity- everyone will worship CWC

How you want to be addressed

Your Autistness

 

[Coldgrip]

I don't have a country. Instead I head the Iron Horde. A roving gang of bikers set on pillaging, raping, burning, murdering, and raping every fake country we roam through.