You can now play Animal Crossing with a buttplug

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I don't think I could ever make a cross large enough for this degenerate.

But holy hell I'd like to try it.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I don’t mean to be the guy, but I remember when AC came out for the GameCube, it was nothing like this. I think it’s certain female fans that are doing this, since “gaming” is now mainstream.

Or furries.

 

[AnotherPleb]

This is the bad timeline my friend. If you think that this is peak coomer, an article about how cooking mama and Nintendogs are total sexy is going to be published the next week while you reach vodka to drink these horrors away.
Daily reminder that the ride never ends.

Some threads make me glad to browse at the bar. Alcoholism won't create itself!

 

[Neet Tokusatsu Hero]

Seems like degenerates are migrating to Animal Crossing since Sonic is no longer popular and trendy enough

 

[The Real SVP]

And then one day, for no reason at all...
It's a game for children! Why can't they leave the children alone?!

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

This is a game for children. It's not like smut is hard to find.

Reuse your fucking porn, you can look at the same thing twice.

Majority of the people playing Animal Crossing are adults. It's been this way since at least City Folk or New Leaf. Still weird to play the game with a buttplug.

Why does the Animal Crossing fanbase never cease to disappoint me?

The sane ones got drowned out post New Horizons. Used to be the most relaxed fanbase out there.

Seems like degenerates are migrating to Animal Crossing since Sonic is no longer popular and trendy enough

They were always there, just didn't have as many places to perv out without consequences. Pre-New Horizons, many AC fans used fan sites that didn't allow sexual topics to be discussed. Animal Crossing Community(one of the biggest and most family friendly ones) even let people rate one another. A perv would be called out for being one in the reviews.

Twitter was a mistake.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Thanks, CatParty... Thanks again for a quality thread. You're doing a great, great service to Kiwifarms and this place would not be the same without your weekly buttplug news.

 

[DrunkenDozing]

The neckbeards were always right. There is no scum on this earth worse than causal gamers.

 

[Red Hood]

No one old enough to do that should be playing Animal Crossing. This is fucking cursed.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Eid ytraP taC eid

 

[XYZpdq]

Why not just get a big arcade stick and sit on it, then you could actually move the character around with your butt

 

[AMERICA]

You can now play Animal Crossing with a buttplug

This isn't news.

All you have to do is connect your smart toy to your Nintendo Switch to be able to virtually fuck other players

.. Oh.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Seems like degenerates are migrating to Animal Crossing since Sonic is no longer popular and trendy enough

Also Sonic doesn't have a dog that looks like a little girl

 

[AnotherPleb]

This isn't news.

.. Oh.

Caesar was right.
.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

All you have to do is connect your smart toy to your Nintendo Switch to be able to virtually fuck other players

Remember that time Kevin McCullough said Mass Effect had an online mode where you could have sex with other players?
Archive of this comedic masterpiece

And because of the digital chip age in which we live - "Mass Effect" can be customized to sodomize whatever, whoever, however, the game player wishes.

With it's "over the net" capabilities virtual orgasmic rape is just the push of a button away.

 

[корона-тян]

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[Red Hood]

For real though, Nintendo shit should just have an upper age limit. The bugmen have ruined it for everyone.

Old enough to drink? No more Link.
Got a weed stash? No more Smash.

 

[Rupert Bear]

Just mod it into a furry porn game already

 

[Zero Day Defense]

The results of the sexual revolution have been an unmitigated disaster.

 

[Dom Cruise]

We need to bring back the Inquisition. What a total degenerate timeline.

Wasn't one of the ending of Deus Ex: Invisible War a new Inquisition?