You can now play Animal Crossing with a buttplug

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AnotherPleb

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This is the bad timeline my friend. If you think that this is peak coomer, an article about how cooking mama and Nintendogs are total sexy is going to be published the next week while you reach vodka to drink these horrors away.
Daily reminder that the ride never ends.
Some threads make me glad to browse at the bar. Alcoholism won't create itself!
 

Agent Abe Caprine

Still peacocking your mom.
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This is a game for children. It's not like smut is hard to find.

Reuse your fucking porn, you can look at the same thing twice.
Majority of the people playing Animal Crossing are adults. It's been this way since at least City Folk or New Leaf. Still weird to play the game with a buttplug.
Why does the Animal Crossing fanbase never cease to disappoint me?
The sane ones got drowned out post New Horizons. Used to be the most relaxed fanbase out there.
Seems like degenerates are migrating to Animal Crossing since Sonic is no longer popular and trendy enough
They were always there, just didn't have as many places to perv out without consequences. Pre-New Horizons, many AC fans used fan sites that didn't allow sexual topics to be discussed. Animal Crossing Community(one of the biggest and most family friendly ones) even let people rate one another. A perv would be called out for being one in the reviews.

Twitter was a mistake.
 

AnotherPleb

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This isn't news.

.. Oh.
Caesar was right.
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Agent Abe Caprine

Still peacocking your mom.
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All you have to do is connect your smart toy to your Nintendo Switch to be able to virtually fuck other players
Remember that time Kevin McCullough said Mass Effect had an online mode where you could have sex with other players?
Archive of this comedic masterpiece
Kevin describing what he wishes was in Mass Effect said:
And because of the digital chip age in which we live - "Mass Effect" can be customized to sodomize whatever, whoever, however, the game player wishes.

With it's "over the net" capabilities virtual orgasmic rape is just the push of a button away.