You can now play Animal Crossing with a buttplug

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Ted_Breakfast

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I always thought gyroids looked latently disgusting and now I know why.
 

Grand Wizard Wakka

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This is a game for children.

Do kids these days actually own/play Nintendo products? Seems like its always cucky bugmen, fat chicks, and troons, all in their 30s and 40s. I'm not surprised at all that they're e-fucking each other in "Animal Crossing" with buttplug vibrators hooked up to their Switches. I'm only surprised Nintendo didn't make it and sell it officially as the Nintendo Back Massageebo priced at 100 dollars and made of cardboard.
 

Billy_Sama

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Most of the people I know who loves Animal Crossing would probably like this.
 

Thomas Talus

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So the functionality is for any internet-enabled vibration device, but the only one they want to talk about is for butt stuff? :thinking:
 

emo goff

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And this is why i try to avoid the Animal Crossing like the plague.

It only got this bad after New Horizons, the switch title launched.
The switch is already the console of choice for troons and degenerate-types. They latched on to this game and pozzed it.

The community used to be pretty cozy before that, and the bigger ones did their best to be family friendly, albeit with its share of a few weirdos, in all the previous titles.

I remember drawing innocent fanart of my favourite animals and my town as a kid and sharing it with friends.
And playing over wifi during the summers.

Now you can't even look at the AC tag without seeing some fucked up Isabelle r34 or similar.
 

Marissa Moira

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It only got this bad after New Horizons, the switch title launched.
The switch is already the console of choice for troons and degenerate-types. They latched on to this game and pozzed it.

The community used to be pretty cozy before that, and the bigger ones did their best to be family friendly, albeit with its share of a few weirdos, in all the previous titles.

I remember drawing innocent fanart of my favourite animals and my town as a kid and sharing it with friends.
And playing over wifi during the summers.

Now you can't even look at the AC tag without seeing some fucked up Isabelle r34 or similar.
That's why you have to buy games these retards avoid, like Xenoblade Definitive Edition, Xenoblade 2, and Xenoblade 2: Torna The Golden Country.

Or hell give the switch port of Dragon Quest 11 a shot.


All these games sold less than Hyrule Warriors.
 

Mr. Ripley

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Lol. Funny how a wholesome game can have such a degenerate fan base. Go on the Hub or Reddit or something for some action. This is also actually really fuckin hillarious tho;