You, Dad & GF are stranded on an island... Venomous snake bites his dick. - What do?

[Mortal Wombat]

Inb4 "What if I hate my dad?" or "He died before birth." Then replace him with your Mom (Snake bit her Vag).
Inb4 "What if I like dick?" then see my answer above!

Either way, it should be an uncomfortable experience for you, your sexuality shouldn't lessen the unpleasantness that significantly... Unless incest is your thing.

 

[break these cuffs]

That doesn't even work. Way to expose your incest fantasy a very retarded way.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

Just eat them both.

 

[George Orson Welles]

Vacuum that motherfucker, it's a good cause, right? right..? RIGHT?

 

[Wraith]

>venomous snake
So my mom is on the island too, huh.

 

[Mortal Wombat]

Just eat them both.

Are they also zombiefied? Then you gotta act fast before they get you first

That doesn't even work.

>Implying a would you rather scenario has to be scientifically accurate.

Damn, you must be so fun at parties.

 

[Nathan Higgers]

why would my girlfriend's dick bite my dad's dick?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Break his lower ribs, so he can suck the venom out himself.

 

[George Orson Welles]

Break his lower ribs, so he can suck the venom out himself.

Damn didn't know Mortal's dad was Marilyn Manson.

 

[Tim Buckley]