You ever stop and wonder what you would do if you found your name on the farms? -

[Random Internet Person]

Or if you found out you had your own KF thread?

 

[SmokingPig]

Two days in the thread I would probably make my monumental future message, featuring an Sally love doll comprised of chicken bones, paper machete, and Crayola model magic. Just to Alog my way to the top of the forum. As the late and great Terry A. Davis would say;"It's good to be king."

 

[StreetGangsta]

i'd buy some pills and then overdose (and hopefully not wake up alive).

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'd try to monetize that shit, cash out as soon as possible and nobody would ever see or hear from me ever again, that's what.

 

[UtopiaGuy]

Powerlevel here, but this sort of happened to me. Only instead of me, it was a webcomic I made that was getting the razz. I thought it was funny as hell, so I joined and became a farmer.

 

[Smolrolls]

also:

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I'm just lurking mine

 

[BadGoy1488]

Ask null for a sweet ass blue checkmark

 

[round robin]

Wait, I thought you already had to have a thread on here before you can join?

 

[Super Colon Blow]

Delete Fucking Everything

 

[CheesyBoy]

Post evidence that I am the person you're making fun of so you can do it to my face.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Depends.
If i got the tag "person of interest" i prefer acceptation and move on. If i have a thread in any non-offtopic subforum i prefer quit this page. Now, if i have a thread in a offtopic subforum (like in Art & Literature), probably i can answer near every non-"KF style" question.

 

[ProblematicUser420]

I'd probably laugh cause anyone that would get upset at my life has to be more autistic than me.

 

[Bad Gateway]

I would email newl and tell him to take that off the god damn internet for because of copyright. 100% success rate

 

[Foltest]

I would lurke. If I got "Person of intrest", I would make sure not to get more attention.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

I'd wait to get doxed then use it as an excuse to go completely off grid.

 

[Foghot]

I would immediately dox myself for that PoI tag.

I love the color blue.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I'd be very surprised because I actually don't have an online presence at all under my real name aside from my old school yearbook. It would be the most boring thread ever.

 

[porque no los bolth]

That would be a boring ass thread, so nothing

 

[Empty]

Trying to shame people online is a pointless and autistic thing to do, so I simply wouldn't pay attention if that did happen

 

[Maurice Caine]

delete everything