You get sent to Brazil with all neccesary items and your belongings. -

[Nocerfelius]

You also cannot leave Brazil. Where do you go now?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The beach

 

[Dom Cruise]

The beach

Me too, specifically to look at some thong clad asses.

 

[Furret]

I kill myself. Life's not worth living in Brazil.

 

[TFT-A9]

A necessary item for going to Brazil is a plane ticket out of Brazil. I think your thread title is perhaps flirting with being misleading.

 

[“Fun”times]

I’ll live in the Amazon and chuck spears at the other Zika monkeys

 

[Mal0]

An ice chest full of my internal organs and as much cocaine stuffed inside my hollow body as possible. It's the only currency that's worth a damn in that shithole.

 

[Nocerfelius]

A necessary item for going to Brazil is a plane ticket out of Brazil. I think your thread title is perhaps flirting with being misleading.

It says you cannot leave Brazil. Nice try weaseling out of it

 

[A-Z0-9]

Start an illegal drug plantation

 

[TFT-A9]

It says you cannot leave Brazil. Nice try weaseling out of it

I'm not wrong.

 

[Niggernerd]

Get robbed and die

 

[Lame Entropy]

If belongings include passport and money, I'm finding the nearest airport.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Just steal a drug mule's identity and go right back to the airport with his ticket.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

All joking aside, and I know there's a lot of joking in this thread, you have to come to Brazil. We have food, women, bitches, money, gobra gae e supra jo bao, babu du mumu gainho gobao...! Great Brazil !

 

[Gog & Magog]

Begin learning Portuguese and look up how many distant relatives I've got in Brazil, if any.

 

[Giant Kozaky]

The embassy for a new passport then the airport

 

[Cold Root Beer]

 

[Nocerfelius]

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Think less 'sinkhole' , and more 'jet' and boat.

 

[stares at error messages]

The Brazilian state of Amazonas has some cool historical sites. There's always Brasilia, if you like capital cities.

 

[Mix Me a Molotov!]

Wander around in the vain hope a Brazilian version of a Dignitas Clinic exists and they accept drop-in appointments.