you get trannified against your will as a child - how do you suicide

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Legit, your parents got your genitals cut off when you were 5-10 and you've a depressed sad sack ever since, now at 18 you're ready to end it. What's the most creative way you'd kill yourself as a one last fuck you?

I'd be very dysphoric about what they did to me and take them to court for doing what they did to my body at a child's whim and causing permanent damage. When I win after witnesses state for the record everything about me declined after the transition, I'd send literally everything I had to Null. I'd write a letter stating I did this, stick a note on their door telling then I did so, and set myself ablaze right after fortnite dancing in front of their house.
 

Zeke Von Genbu

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How specific, but that sounds like a dream come true.

For real though, I'd just go out whatever kills simply and quickly, under this hypothetical I've been through enough pain and suffering lets just get this over with. The only questions I need to ask is if I can get a gun, if I can't I need to find what can kill me the quietest and calmest way possible. Though if I really want to be vengeful I believe you can basically do a fairly slow painless death in your sleep, you basically just go to sleep and die from I believe a drug overdose of some sort. Just do that on my 18th birthday or something.

I don't really want to go through the pain of struggling via hanging myself, so that is out, though if I still have a sense of humor I could try rigging something to dab mid air when my parents walk in as I'm hanging.
 
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Revoke my own life insurance plans, steal parents' credit card, use it to buy an expensive hot rod, drive to a cliffside, bash in the back window, tie a steel cable from a tree to my neck, plus a longer rope with a small net around my head, get in the car, hit the gas over the cliff.
 

Lemmingwise

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I wouldn't kill myself as a fuck you, because one can sow more discontent for others in day by day fashion than one big boom.

If I really did want to go on a consuming path of revenge, I'd figure out how they created their motivation for doing so. Did they just watch too much ru paul? Feminist literature? Bruce Jenner?

Then I'd focus on the specific source and become a podcaster for a while, so I can invite and talk to the relevant writers and producers and see if I can figure out the source of their motivations.

With that knowledge, I would have the seeds to begin to sow revenge into a work of art.
 

Pargon

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Sneak downstairs into the garage late at night and slit my wrists in my parents' car. They'll discover my body when they try and go to work.
 
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Why would you kill yourself because of the state of your genitals?

You've absorbed too much trans-think. The sun does not revolve around your neo-vagina. The world is full of fun stuff to learn, cool things to see, friends to make, etc.

So I wouldn't care (aside from cutting off my parents) and move on.
That's easy to say when you don't have a festering crevice that you have to dilate on the daily and you're already crying just thinking about having to do it all over again every day for fucking ever and it never stops hurting, and you will never have sex without unholy stinking chunks of orange gunk falling out of it. Have you seen a bad neo-vagina? Have you read what they go through after all that?

Assuming I couldn't come to terms with a slab of arm meat crudely attached to my groin, invite parents to come with for check up. Cut off my weird sausage roll pseudodick in front of them and beat/choke my gender reassignment surgeon with it until there's nothing left or one of us is dead - stream it all on a GoPro live @ every LGBT+ group possible and otherwise make it unarguably clear what the cause of my sudden armcock violence was. Preferably start bleeding to death long before cops arrive. Bleed spitefully. Bleed on everything. Plunge flipped birds into parent's eyeballs as they lean over my soon-to-be corpse. Die.
 
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I’d rampage, kidnapping a random man and woman once a month, surgically switching their sexes, then turning them loose with sheets of paper saying “MOMMY” and “DADDY” scotch-taped to their chests. The authorities and media would know me only as “The Old Switcheroo” as I send them thousands of encrypted messages to taunt them, and my reign of terror would continue for fifty years until I retire, never having been caught.

Then, I dunno, I’d probably hang myself or something.
 

Sprig of Parsley

Damnation dignified
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At the point stated it's kind of a given that I'm going to be dead soon but before I go SOMEONE ELSE IS GOING TO LEARN SOMETHING IMPORTANT. Thinking of throwing a huge dinner party with everyone who "helped me" invited to "celebrate" my dawning adulthood as a physical and mental wreck. Drinks are spiked with rohypnol or something similar. Gather them up, bind them hand and foot, gag them, get them on a boat and head out into international waters.

When they wake, inform them that they're being treated to a cruise that they won't forget. Proceed to utterly destroy all radios and signaling equipment. Throw all life preservers overboard as they watch. Scuttle lifeboats, if any. Destroy the bilge pump beyond repair, and drop anchor in the middle of the ocean (avoiding trade routes and known fishing areas). For the final act, gather them somewhere suitable like the deck and inform them that they're about to experience some "forced empathy". Load a single shell of 00 buck into my shotgun, barrel in mouth pointed at brainstem, lights out and it's no longer my problem.
 

Not an_ime g_irl

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I'd just get aids and infect as many people as i can till i die.
Call me the holy warrior, wielding my neopussy agains't the evil of forced transgenderism, skip all that is to gaze into the void and become the void itself at once, destroying yourself in the process.
 

The Pink Panther

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Well...if I got my genitals cut off, it's only fair that someone else has to suffer from the cut of a knife.

And what better way to do that with your parents to become a fake hermaphrodite.
 

Basil II

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I'll take this thread in an optimistic direction.
My voice will never have gone deep so I would have a unique Soprano voice as an adult man, would be very desirable in Opera.
Or I could become a Monk, would be a lot easier without having any sort of sexual desire.

Edit: I'll use Opera money to sue everyone responsible for trooning me and ruin their careers and hopefully set a precedent against trooning children.
 
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Mysterious Capitalist

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I'd just rake in the sweet, sweet patreon victim bucks until the fade lasts. I hope that, by that point, they'll have invented and tested mecha-genitals to have unlimited-stamina sex with my partners of choice.
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
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I wouldn't kill myself as a fuck you, because one can sow more discontent for others in day by day fashion than one big boom.

If I really did want to go on a consuming path of revenge, I'd figure out how they created their motivation for doing so. Did they just watch too much ru paul? Feminist literature? Bruce Jenner?

Then I'd focus on the specific source and become a podcaster for a while, so I can invite and talk to the relevant writers and producers and see if I can figure out the source of their motivations.

With that knowledge, I would have the seeds to begin to sow revenge into a work of art.
This is serial killer levels of planning.
Well done.
 
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