you get trannified against your will as a child - how do you suicide

Slappy McGherkin

Let me introduce you to coulrophobia.
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Thank-god I was born so many years ago before this never-ending quest to morph children into another gender. I can't get my head around this hypothetical at all, knowing that death will have its way with me and the genitals I was born with regardless.

Sorry, not trying to piss in anyone's Cheerios, I do feel so sorry for children being forced into any type of sexuality/gender as young as two or three years old. It's sick and parents that do this should be the ones killing themselves, not the children.
 

Jane Lane

I met a high ranking mason at a gay bar
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Use their social security numbers to get credit cards.
Use those credit cards to pay for several hundred fleshlights and dildos, and ruin their credit while doing so.
Place those hundreds of sex toys in their house, and choke on a dildo.
 

WinterMoonsLight

Tsar of the Internet
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I'd cosplay as Flea from Chrono Trigger trying to sublimate my depression until I eventually succumb to alcohol poisoning.
 

Medicated

Not the fun kind
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Legit, your parents got your genitals cut off when you were 5-10 and you've a depressed sad sack ever since, now at 18 you're ready to end it. What's the most creative way you'd kill yourself as a one last fuck you?

I'd be very dysphoric about what they did to me and take them to court for doing what they did to my body at a child's whim and causing permanent damage. When I win after witnesses state for the record everything about me declined after the transition, I'd send literally everything I had to Null. I'd write a letter stating I did this, stick a note on their door telling then I did so, and set myself ablaze right after fortnite dancing in front of their house.
This is a very oddly specific scenario you are proposing here. I think you may need some sort of therapy.
 

edibleBulimia

Being salty
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Get rich being some Famous Tranny, make a wonderful house with my billion bucks, invite them to live in it and kill myself in it to haunt it forever.
Or I’ll just get rich forever and watch as they become poorer and poorer. When they can’t barely live anymore, I’d kill myself and watch them, as a ghost, being happy with my death because they’d inherit all the money - NOT! I’d give it all to charity in my will.
 

morbidly-obese-steven

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I would become a politician and demand that since this happened to me and my life is ruined, there should be some valuation of all American first graders if they're trans (=if they choose blue toy instead of pink they're trans boy and vice versa) and push parents to put the kid on hormones and gender surgeries or charge them with hate crime and take their kids away to liberal progressive rising center where morbidly obese gender special teacher raises them with the progressive ideologies taken from worst rated academic journals of gender and race theories. I'm sure democrats would get behind this.
 

BigRuler

lmao bottom text
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Why would you kill yourself because of the state of your genitals?
You've absorbed too much trans-think. The sun does not revolve around your neo-vagina. The world is full of fun stuff to learn, cool things to see, friends to make, etc.
So I wouldn't care (aside from cutting off my parents) and move on.
i think you underestimate the seriousness of the situation

-your genitals are gone, you can never have sex
-you are permanently infertile, you can never have a family
-you are doomed to eternal 'outsider' status, normality is forever out of reach
-you never went through puberty, missing out on crucial physiological and psychological development
-all this trauma has caused severe mental problems that are not going away

basically your life is ruined in almost every conceivable way. under these circumstances, murder-suicide is an appropriate course of action in my opinion.
 

DuckSucker

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I'd go full Timothy McVeigh.
Anybody suicidal who is also thinking about "revenge" or taking it out on other people would probably do this tbh. Elliot Rodger and every other mass shooter -- not even incels; people like Charlie Whitman, the muslim woman who shot up Google, people who get fired from their jobs, scorned lovers, it happens a lot. Most suicidal people arent thinking of other people though. Maybe some of that is medicine, even if you blame other people for your actions or your state of mind, you realize that's kind of fucked up. A lot of times people, even if youre looking over the edge, or have your head across a train track, you think of how your actions would affect your family at the very least, or other people. Somebody has to clean up your mess. Even if you go somewhere else in a completely different state and jump off the Golden Gate or whatever there's someone who has to go out on a boat and scoop up your bloated corpse and is like "Damn look at this dumb motherfucker. What a worthless piece of shit."

I wouldnt say suicide is selfish but it is in a way very self centered. I would probably advocate for medically assisted suicide or like Futurama style suicide booths that cremate your body with the deed is done, I guess.
 

Exigent Circumcisions

I can smell youuuuu.... you smell niiiiice....
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I'd start a trans advocacy organization, grow my profile until I could draw a large group of powerful people to a well-televised conference, show a poorly designed and paced PowerPoint (hello Papyrus font) of my descent into madness, then release a neurotoxin just after ripping my pants off to expose my hideous stink ditch.

Maybe I'd blow the place up just to hedge my bets.
 

Fek

What could possibly go wrong?
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If this shit happened at 5ish, then how would you even know what normal felt like to be angry or..feel ways about it at all?

That's surely more horrifying to contemplate than just having an invertidick, don't you think?

Answering your question directly - I'd visit the folks with some semtex in my mangina, put on "Pussy Control" by Prince in the living room, dance around like a fag, and detonate on the high note.
 

Promestein

My profile pictures may or may not be porn.
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I'd kill my parents in the most painful and agonizing way before off-ing myself if they did that to me.
 

not william stenchever

menaces with spikes of sheet metal
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Nooses are simple and effective. Shooting yourself in the heart would also be fool proof but who wants to die with a giant chest wound? Shooting yourself in the head is effective so long as you can hit the fatal triangle. Right between the eyes, not angled up under your chin or against your temple. That's hollywood shit and one person was left blind and missing only part of their brain trying to kill themselves that way. I suppose purposely overdosing on heroin is an option but I am more knowledgeable about knots and guns than I am about heroin.
 

Ido

Discord Dominatrix
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This is a very oddly specific scenario you are proposing here. I think you may need some sort of therapy.
Yeah looking at the thread where a family adopted 3 children and all are trans, at 5 am with no sleep, when feminizing them against their will or knowledge has lead to murders... my brain just decides to say fuck it and go for that shitpost lol. Plus I'm trans.
 

Sprig of Parsley

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Anybody suicidal who is also thinking about "revenge" or taking it out on other people would probably do this tbh. Elliot Rodger and every other mass shooter -- not even incels; people like Charlie Whitman, the muslim woman who shot up Google, people who get fired from their jobs, scorned lovers, it happens a lot. Most suicidal people arent thinking of other people though. Maybe some of that is medicine, even if you blame other people for your actions or your state of mind, you realize that's kind of fucked up. A lot of times people, even if youre looking over the edge, or have your head across a train track, you think of how your actions would affect your family at the very least, or other people. Somebody has to clean up your mess. Even if you go somewhere else in a completely different state and jump off the Golden Gate or whatever there's someone who has to go out on a boat and scoop up your bloated corpse and is like "Damn look at this dumb motherfucker. What a worthless piece of shit."

I wouldnt say suicide is selfish but it is in a way very self centered. I would probably advocate for medically assisted suicide or like Futurama style suicide booths that cremate your body with the deed is done, I guess.
Of course it's self-centered. It's my fucking life, my fucking body, and the only reason people clutch their pearls over the idea of someone offing themselves most of the time is that mewling, whining plea "But what about MEEEEE". Fuck off. If you had cared enough about my life to help me roll with or avoid all those other punches maybe you wouldn't need to tell me how much you care about me taking this last step.

I own me. You do not own me. If I decide I've had enough of absolutely everyone's shit and decide to punch my card, you have ZERO right to stop me. Oh boo hoo you have to clean up the mess waah waah. If disposing of a corpse bothers you, you're in the wrong line of work.
 
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