You have to fight the avatar of the person above you, how does it go? -

Łimønča

Smegma Male • Racist • Ultimate Coomer
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I put gorilla glue on my cock and shove it up your ass, preventing you from shitting. You die several weeks later from an obstructed bowel.
 

Łimønča

Smegma Male • Racist • Ultimate Coomer
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I hook an exhaust pipe from a running car onto your gas mask. The mask is also sealed with gorilla glue on your head. You die of CO poisoning.
 

get_ur_gamon

Least racist Hoi4 player
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I'll duct tape a calf to my chest to make body armour no Hindu can penetrate. As long as India doesn't become a super power mid-fight I'm good.
 

Wintersun

Sumptuous Sneed
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I send her to the future, where she cooks for my minions and kills them, then she inevitably winds up making a meal for me, which I accidentally consume, choke on and perish from.
 

Videowatcher69

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I throw a dollar on the ground then insert my new II form into the bums...bum, as he bends down to grab it.
The sphincter reflex he does is so strong it reforms me back into a V. In the process the hobo dies from rectal bleeding.
 
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