You just got $100 million USD, how do you spend it? - Life of luxury

[JambledUpWords]

Here’s what I would do:

• Buy a few properties and create luxury apartments as an investment
• Build a midsize custom home with a pool, secret rooms, and a basement
• Stash some money away for kid’s college or trade they choose to go into
• Give some money to a museum or historic site to insure preservation efforts
• Travel around the world and use the investments to maintain luxury lifestyle and put enough of the money earned aside for kids so that they can use it for a future home or other investments

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I invest some of it, give about half to my closest family members, and put the rest under my mattress.

 

[Penis Drager]

$50M in a low risk trust fund. The rest would probably just be for living a boring, but nice, life for myself/immediate family.

I'm not very ambitious...

 

[MrJokerRager]

Buy out every prostitute in the State of Nevada and make them into my temporary harem in Utah since they allow polygamy there.

 

[Swiss46]

Try to find a way to explain to the IRS how I came across 100 million dollars first.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'd be really extravagant and actually tip more than 20 percent on grubhub once in awhile

 

[Flatbill Oligarch]

Stash it in a savings account and do hookers and blow every day off the interest

 

[Frank D'arbo]

two chicks at the same time

 

[Death Grip]

I fuck my ex-husband up the arse with the best legal team money can buy.
And they eviscerate him.

 

[Harlay de Champvallon]

Spend it? Maybe new shoes.

 

[Governor Jeb Bush]

Buy a rolls royce

 

[Sage In All Fields]

I'd buy a scanning electron microscope, rock crusher, czochralski crystal growth system, magnetron sputtering system, chemical vapor deposition system, a fume hood, a personal lab and assorted glassware and reagents.
I would then rent this lab out when I'm not using it to hobbyists.

 

[JektheDumbass]

Pay my student loans. Buy a coke.

 

[Niggernerd]

Buy my cat a bunch of toys or something and use the rest to buy a decent sized home in the rural area, put some into a business and relax

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I am assuming post-tax money.

Take $19 million, setup a trust for family. Of the rest, take $1 million and buy a nice house and furnish the hell out of it. $40 million into an S&P 500 index fund, $40 million into a muni bond fund, live very comfortably off the interest

 

[The Last Stand]

Pay off college. Travel. Invest in charitable and profitable investments.

Maybe I'll find my desired love...

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Buy out every prostitute in the State of Nevada and make them into my temporary harem in Utah since they allow polygamy there.

You are Russell Greer and I claim my five pounds.

 

[Deadwaste]

Try to find a way to explain to the IRS how I came across 100 million dollars first.

just start your own businesses and funnel your money through them

 

[2021Murder]

Put half in index funds use the other half to help me start a low budget film studio. Churn out slightly higher budget films than troma, one every month. Also they would be HFR. Try my best to normalize 60fps+ video

 

[JethroTullamore]

First things first, find a way to give a million of it to Null.
Second million goes to hookers and drugs.
Third million to multiple rehab stints.

After I get all that out of my system, I’d buy a nice large plot of land, and build a modest house for myself.

That would still leave around 96mil, or more...Jesus.

Pay off my family’s debts.
Hire someone to invest a large chunk of it so I never have to work again.
Gift several million to immediate family members and close friends.

I know I’d spend a bunch of money on cars.

When you think about it, that would easily still leave 50mil or more....
I honestly don’t think my poor ass would know what to do with that kind of money.