You must spend a full minute riding in an elevator with either a radicalized BLM hood nigger or wild alpha chimp. Which One? -

[Mr. Bung]

You are either White or Asian.

You can pick the racist and radicalized BLM ghetto nigger that's packing heat.

Or...

A male alpha chimp, 100% wild coming straight from The Congo. He's the leader of a large troop, and a ball of pure muscle and teeth at 154 pounds. Keep in mind the chimp is not racist as chimps likely see all humans as being the same.

Which do you pick?

 

[OfficerBagget]

Since I conceal carry it doesn't matter much. Both apes go down when high velocity metal is injected into their torso at close range.

The nigger is packing heat too and if you both start shooting in a small metal box you're both dying from bullet wounds.

 

[Marissa Moira]

You are either White or Asian.

You can pick the racist and radicalized BLM ghetto nigger that's packing heat.

Or...

A male alpha chimp, 100% wild coming straight from The Congo. He's the leader of a large troop, and a ball of pure muscle and teeth at 154 pounds. Keep in mind the chimp is not racist as chimps likely see all humans as being the same.

Which do you pick?

The Yellow Sneedist.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I’d take the BLM 9/10, if they’re openly a radical and it’s a part of their online identity, they’re from the suburbs and trying to compensate.

 

[Coolio55]

99.9% the nigger will ignore you if you have headphones on and aren't even paying attention
...but let's say that they don't.

FIGHT THE ULTIMATE BATTLE
or
RETURN TO MONKE

Truly a hard choice...

 

[Oliveoil]

Neither.
I do not look at the black person and see hood or white person and see racist.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Let’s be real, if a black guy is in an elevator for a whole minute it means he has a desk job, is overweight, middle class, and middle aged. Its not the 1930s anymore we don’t have those elevator operators anymore gramps. It’s ok OP, Stanley isn’t going to shank you because he laughed at you once and drank from the same water fountain.

I'm not a killer and I rather not hurt living objects, but if I have to choose, I will rather be with the black person. This site doesn't give a fuck about black-on-black crime unless they can use it as gotcha. However, even with my knowagale of monkeys and apes, I still have less likely chance to live due to basic raw strength of a "alpha" chimp.

The chimp would wreck 99.99% of people.

 

[Radical Cadre]

The BLM hood nigger any day. Then I'd have someone to talk about JRPGs with.

 

[Not Really Here]

BLM dude, by the time the ride is over I would have a new weed hookup.

 

[waffle]

The wild chimp. I can just pull out my pistol and smoke it and the only question asked will be why there was a chimp in the elevator.

 

[Cup Noodle]

The nigger is packing heat too and if you both start shooting in a small metal box you're both dying from bullet wounds.

Doubtful. Bullets work differently in real life than in movies, and elevator walls are thin. I also carry and have a set of iron balls. I'd take either and win.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

blm dude every time, cause if push comes to shove, i have a decent chance at beating him.
the chimp on the other hand? if he decides to fight, you're fucking dead, no chance of winning, not even close, you're getting brutalized.

Jaimie pull up that video of the guy who got his face ripped off by a chimp in an elevator.

 

[EnemyStand]

I mean, the nigger probably likes DBZ so I'd bring it up and let him sperg. Failing that, hope the ricochet gets him because the dumb nigger's probably packing FMJ's.

 

[mr.moon1488]

What's the difference?

 

[Least Concern]

The BLM hood nigger any day. Then I'd have someone to talk about JRPGs with.

Ey yo you see the latest episode of One Piece? That shit was fire

 

[Niggernerd]

By wild alpha chimp...you mean an actual monke pack leader right? Because i think i can deal with that, just toss em a tomato or something

 

[Stormy Daniel's Lawyer]

Well they both fling poo, but I'm choosing the BLM Nigger. However honestly, I'm only good at faking it for about 3 floors. I will just keep my head down and hum a George Jones tune..

 

[lurk_moar]

BLM dude. I will tell him that I am childfree because that is contributing to white genocide.

 

[Dyn]

You guys know that you can interact with black people all the time and they don't usually murder you randomly, right?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I'll take the chimp. - There's more chance of reasoning with it, plus chimps don't stink of cocoa butter and menthol Newports

 

[stares at error messages]

The alpha chimp every time.

Reasoning: The nigger will always want to kill red, white, and yellow, man. BLM-niggers exists to hurt and attach people and don't care who they are because the nigger paranoically believes that everything 'be da white devil' trying to hurt them, so they should attach first. The alpha chimp does not speak English, or Niggerlish, and must rely on body language to determinate who is a threat and who is benign in the environment. I will have much better chances of not intimidating an alpha chimp then a BLM-nigger.