Younger you walks in the room.... - A hypothetical situation.

[Vlinny-kun]

Say that small child you (age is whatever) walks into your room right now, and they just exist for 24 hours.

What do? I hope it's not what you're all thinking, you sick fucks.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

" I hope it's not what you're all thinking, you sick fucks."

What would that be, you are obviously thinking about it so please answer.

 

[King Koalemos]

"Exercise, study, don't worry about sex, be a wholesome man. Stay off the internet, it's all cursed."

I'd just tell young me to be a gooder boy and live wholesomely, get fit and stay fit, and develop good study habits and be an autodidact.

 

[Some JERK]

If someone tells you that they're crazy, even jokingly, believe that shit and talk to someone else.

 

[Distant Stare]

Don't make an account here

 

[Tim Buckley]

Already posted this but whatever.

 

[UnKillShredDur]

I would warn him about several key mistakes that I have made over the course of my life (and/or give him some stock tips)... With the expectation that he would act differently, and that his life would be better... What the fuck are you expecting people to say @Vlinny Chan? that you would preemptively call me a "sick fuck" for that? O-o

Nevermind, I just read your tagline, you're projecting.

 

[tehpope]

You should listen to your parents and go to trade school.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

What would that be, you are obviously thinking about it so please answer

Ok. I'll spell it out for you since you're oh so curious.

Spoiler: NSFL

Go on the internet without a parents permission and play all the violent naughty games that contain lots of swear words on addictinggames.com and stay up past 10 pm while also consuming lots of sugary sweets without brushing our teeth afterwards.

Seriously, you freaks need to be shot.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Younger me walks in and sees me... I'm suddenly erased from existence.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

What the fuck are you expecting people to say @Vlinny Chan? that you would preemptively call me a "sick fuck" for that? O-o

Nevermind, I just read your tagline, you're projecting.

I'm drunk as shit and bored. I also forgot what my title was, lol.

 

[Blackh0le]

Don't be retarded. You'll lose everything.

 

[UnKillShredDur]

I'm drunk as shit and bored. I also forgot what my title was, lol.

It's too late for an excuse. You obviously want to fuck yourself (particularly your younger self, it would seem.) *You sick fuck.* There are far more degenerate fetishes out there to be sure, ones that are physically possible even... but I am still laughing at you.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Focus more on school, a career and a social life once you turn 18, don't assume the next decade is going to go by as slowly as the last.

I just had no idea what I was in for when I turned 18, it actually greatly upsets me that no one ever sat me down and told me that time speeds up the older you get, because I got burned very badly by that.

I saw a 20 year old of cousin of mine not too long that I hadn't seen since he was a kid and my word of advice to him was what I wish I had heard when I was his age and that was your 20s are going to go by way faster than you think, don't think that 20 to 30 will be like 10 to 20, for all my other young cousins I'll give them the same message once they reach that age.

The fact that time speeds up the older you get seems greatly important to me and yet that's not a message that really seems to be out there that we give young people, what gives?

 

[Kenya Jones]

RAPE HIM

 

[Vlinny-kun]

It's too late for an excuse.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

You obviously want to fuck yourself

Do you mean me as in ME, or Vlinny Chan? The results may shock you.

There are far more degenerate fetishes out there to be sure

Please expand upon this knowledge. How far can the rabbit hole go?

 

[Ningen]

Return to monky before it's too late.

RAPE HIM

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[UnKillShredDur]

Please expand upon this knowledge. How far can the rabbit hole go?

You tell me, you're the weirdo. What else are you into besides 'selfcest'?

 

[Vlinny-kun]

You tell me, you're the weirdo. What else are you into besides 'selfcest'?

Uh, I like zelda games and knitting, and on occasion a walk in the park in the evening.

D-do you think that's too weird?

 

[Takodachi]

I'd beat the living shit out of my younger self for being such an obnoxious dipshit.