YouNow 12/12/2017 - Recording

[666EVE666]

Spoiler: timestamps

-Amber won't be addressing her weight (1:3.
-She talks litter boxes (1:4, Becky doesn't clean the litter boxes.
-Everyone slips in the shower, who cares that Amber did (2:20)? Oh wait it's because she said it took 10 minutes to get back up.
-Amber's eyes change colors (4:30).
-Amber doesn't get jealous anymore (7:0, Becky's face says it all.
-They talk politics (9:26).
-Becky talks about her tall and skinny ex-girlfriend (12:21).
-Someone says Becky looks like Little Nicky lmao (14:50).
-Amber tells us her skincare routine (15:5. Things break her out the most.
-Amber addresses her herpes (16:26 & 17:00).
-NASA IS NUTHIN' BUT LAAAHHHS (20:00).
-They talk chem-trails and flat Earth (20:26).
-Becky wasn't fired (21:31).
-Forget about science, Amber's opinion is HER opinion (24:45), even if she doesn't make any sense and won't explain her reasoning.
-Y'all are immature and have no manners for not agreeing with Amber's opinion (26:05), she would NEVER be rude to someone for having a different opinion.

 

[Failed the Corn Maze]

So that thing that Eric/Ricky mentioned in one of their recent vlogs was true. AL really is a flat earther.

What the fuck. What's next, it's also 6000 years old?

 

[Clown Baby]

She's so dumb, dude. And so smug about how dumb she is. Like I get that she got herpes from a family member at a really young age so she's majorly defensive about it not being an STD, but it can be passed from her lips to Becky's cooch. That's what makes it an STD - the fact that she can transmit it to other people through sexual contact. The way she contracted it is irrelevant. HIV is still an STD if you got it from sharing needles. "It's definitely not the gay aids."

 

[C3PBRO]

-Y'all are immature and have no manners for not agreeing with Amber's opinion (26:05), she would NEVER be rude to someone for having a different opinion.

Yeah okay you BIG DUMB FATTY.

 

[Malibougie]

Lol Even Beck had had enough and needed to dip out by the end of this recording. Her ego is out of control.

 

[SpokesBottom]

I'm usually not a fan of IQ tests because it doesn't exactly measure intelligence, it measures how quickly you can solve problems and associate patterns (which IS a factor of intelligence, but it's just one factor)... but I'm genuinely curious what her actual IQ is. I'm sure it's average (or slightly below) so it's not I'm calling her stupid... she's just so smug and thinks her ability is much higher than it actually is.

I just want to understand what the cutoff point where you start to go from thinking rationally to thinking the earth is a fucking ice cream cone.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Oh, GOORL, enlarged pupils/"all black eyes" can be a sign of a bipolar episode

 

[CindyChafe]

I just want to understand what the cutoff point where you start to go from thinking rationally to thinking the earth is a fucking ice cream cone.

Amber has the Tootsie Roll disease.