YouNow 12/2/2017 -

[666EVE666]

Part 1 of her YouNow today:

Spoiler: timestamps

-Amber ISN'T dirty, she just didn't wash off her E.L.F. eye shadow from yesterday (7:43).

-Amber has the worst sickness of all.....the kind where you can't taste :'[ (9:06).

-Amber gets triggered when people mention her E.L.F makeup (11:15).

-Amber blames her being "alone" for why she hasn't successfully lost weight (13:03).

-Amber is too dainty and shy to live mukbang (20:00).

-Carpal tunnel diagnosis by Doctor Lynn (20:43).

-AMBER DOESN'T SELF DIAGNOSE, SHE WENT TO DOCTORS FREQUENTLY A DECADE AGO (22:40).

-Amber doesn't understand why we don't like her ASMR, she's only trying to supply us with what SHE likes (25:53).

-Amber shades Destiny for gaining weight during their relationship (28:25).

-Amber backpedals on Krystle saying she looks like she didn't gain weight, and now says she doesn't believe her lol (29:14)

-Amber makes Becky wrap all the presents just like she did with Destiny (35:14).

-Amber still hasn't got a call back from the stupid awful vet for Rarity, just ask every single person in her LIFE (38:20), she's TIRED OF WAITING. She stumbles over her words describing scheduling the appointment.

-Amber blames Destiny for being associated with animal abuse (40:00).

-If you're allergic to cats, get a long-haired cat (41:50).

I'll update this with part 2 once it's finished uploading.

 

[Rotogravure]

-If you're allergic to cats, get a long-haired cat (41:50).

This one is my absolute new favorite ever.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

She's not totally wrong, but she's not totally right either.....

 

[ihavent_ee_uhn]

I'm only about 9 minutes it but holy shit, that huffin and puffin.

 

[CindyChafe]

That sweater she's wearing looks like she sewed 2 Snuggies together.

Also I love how AL bought mystery boxes from eBay for $50 and $20... I love how she's so confused about how she was basically scammed. Lol.

How does she make carpal tunnel sound like an STD?

 

[Rotogravure]

That sweater she's wearing looks like she sewed 2 Snuggies together.
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I legit thought it WAS a Snuggie at first.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

In the first 2 minutes she says like at least 15 times. Not exaggerating. At least Destiny-era she hulked around Walmart taping her adventures. This shit is boring and unwatchable.

 

[C3PBRO]

In the first 2 minutes she says like at least 15 times. Not exaggerating. At least Destiny-era she hulked around Walmart taping her adventures. This shit is boring and unwatchable.

I've noticed that lately that she says "um" a lot more too. I know that sounds pedantic as fuck, but it shows that her intellect is decaying since she has no job, no responsibilities, and no hobbies to keep her mind sharp.

 

[666EVE666]

Part 2, sorry it took so long. Naturally my laptop stopped recording after Part 1 so I missed the 10 minutes when Becky is maturely singing "Rafe don't mean shit to me", but I grabbed moments of it.

Spoiler: timestamps

-Amber's jealousy shows (4:43).
-Amber doesn't cut her sideburns (6:27).
-She bought Krystle 20 presents this year (12:43).
-Amber reveals the mysterious charity that she has been claiming to make donations to since the time she aggressively tried to be charitable last year (13:13).
-Shading Rafe's free care of her cats for months again (16:31).
-Becky and Amber fight over food a lot (25:00).
-Amber is smart enough to finally realize her cats want to look out the window, so she shows us where she tied up the rag she uses as a curtain in her hovel (31:30).
-Amber gets triggered when people mention her Walmart fashion (36:50).

PS the "charity" she always brags about donating to during Christmas season is the "donate to children" option when she checks out at Walmart. A true and honest philanthropist.

 

[Xenomorph]

Part 2, sorry it took so long. Naturally my laptop stopped recording after Part 1 so I missed the 10 minutes when Becky is maturely singing "Rafe don't mean shit to me", but I grabbed moments of it.

Spoiler: timestamps

-Amber's jealousy shows (4:43).
-Amber doesn't cut her sideburns (6:27).
-She bought Krystle 20 presents this year (12:43).
-Amber reveals the mysterious charity that she has been claiming to make donations to since the time she aggressively tried to be charitable last year (13:13).
-Shading Rafe's free care of her cats for months again (16:31).
-Becky and Amber fight over food a lot (25:00).
-Amber is smart enough to finally realize her cats want to look out the window, so she shows us where she tied up the rag she uses as a curtain in her hovel (31:30).
-Amber gets triggered when people mention her Walmart fashion (36:50).

PS the "charity" she always brags about donating to during Christmas season is the "donate to children" option when she checks out at Walmart. A true and honest philanthropist.

OKYEAHAUSTIN is one annoying homo: SLAY US QUEEN, QUEEN, SLAY ME
jfc

 

[CindyChafe]

PS the "charity" she always brags about donating to during Christmas season is the "donate to children" option when she checks out at Walmart. A true and honest philanthropist.

The benevolent AL, humanitarian extraordinaire, brags about the laziest way to donate to any sort of charity.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

I've noticed that lately that she says "um" a lot more too. I know that sounds pedantic as fuck, but it shows that her intellect is decaying since she has no job, no responsibilities, and no hobbies to keep her mind sharp.

You're not wrong and it's not pedantic. When someone openly claims to have a god given flare for words you expect that person to show some skill variation in their vocabulary, some degree of verbal diversity. I'm pretty sure Amberlynn's command of the English language could be broken down into a handful of sentences and filler words like, like, um, uh, hot minute, cute, on point, so good, etc. Not even saying it to be salty but she is definitely going down the toilet that way.