YouNow 12/5/2017 - Recording

[666EVE666]

Spoiler: timestamps

-She's ordering Mexican food (0:55).
-Amber says she can't cook because she has no groceries, but forgot she said like 3 days ago she bought groceries and she made chili yesterday (2:0.
-New weight loss journey January 1st, stop being negative guys (4:45).
-Amber attempts to justify ordering health food--sorry I mean Mexican food (6:55). She only eats twice a day guys its fine.
-Amber says she doesn't eat for 5 hour before she goes to bed, but BECKY does (8:40).
-Eric calls Amber out on her appearance (9:40).
-Amber is convinced the restaurant knows its her calling, THAT'S why they won't answer (10:1.
-More justification on the food she ordered (12:27).
-Amber wants another dog and is a dog person now that she's with Becky (17:20).
-After telling her subs for years she would to a Torrid haul, she finally acknowledges that there is a Torrid in Lexington and she will not be going (19:09). She has a Torrid choker coming in the mail tho.
-Amber addresses claims that she is racist (19:40), Becky decides to give her triggered opinion (21:1.
-Eric insists he is blonde, Amber denies it (22:25). Becky and Eric get frustrated with her.
-Race talk continues (24:06), Becky continues to get triggered.
-Don't y'all ever forget that Amber only liked black guys when she was bisexual (26:21).
-Amber and Becky get in a little tiff over the food payment (27:07).
-If you don't want to be friends with someone of a different race, your racist. Amber says you cannot be mad at someone for being ignorant and being raised a certain way (27:40).
-Amber has stood by Black Lives Matter and feels their pain, obviously she's not racist (29:40).
-Amber wants to go on a cruise (31:10).
-Amber talks more shit about Rafe with ignorance, Rafe's cats are all fixed (35:30).
-Amber shows her appreciate for her supporters (38:00).
-Amber shows her appreciate for her supporters (38:00).
-She explains BOLTH to us (39:03). It's a California thing. You wouldn't understand.
-Carpal tunnel y'all (39:40).
-More complaining about her viewers not liking her videos (46:00), with no intention of making any changes.
-Amber's food high intensifies, mukbang y'all (53:21). I guess they don't have any chips leftover from yesterday's chili extravaganza.
-Soda>water (57:13).
-Amber acknowledges calling Becky baby the same way she did Destiny (57:20).
-Dainty as fuck (59:30).
-Her fingers are going numb because of carpal tunnel NOT DIABETES (1:01:33)!!!!!!!!!!!
-Becky making fun of people using WebMD when her girlfriend has literally self diagnosed with more than 5 disorders for the past decade, 4 of those years being public on YT (1:04:00).
-Amber's leaving, too many people hating on her health food (1:05:15).

 

[GORL]

Can you imagine her on a cruise ship?

 

[Chickenpox]

Amber says she can't cook because she has no groceries, but forgot she said like 3 days ago she bought groceries and she made chili yesterday

I do believe she has to buy food daily.
She eats so much food I dont think it last long.

 

[QueenOfModeration]

-After telling her subs for years she would to a Torrid haul, she finally acknowledges that there is a Torrid in Lexington and she will not be going (19:09).

I am now convinced the heifer it too fat for Torrid...I mean I already was but now it has been proven. The biggest size they go to is equivalent of a 4x (and that's because most of their clothes have incredible stretch).

Everyone knows she's huge, there's no need to hide if from her audience and just admit it. Hell, her crying about it in a video would at least make it somewhate interesting to view compared to her new stuff she's been doing for "vlogmas".

 

[jurassic bark]

Spoiler: timestamps

-She's ordering Mexican food (0:55).
-Amber says she can't cook because she has no groceries, but forgot she said like 3 days ago she bought groceries and she made chili yesterday (2:0.
-New weight loss journey January 1st, stop being negative guys (4:45).
-Amber attempts to justify ordering health food--sorry I mean Mexican food (6:55). She only eats twice a day guys its fine.
-Amber says she doesn't eat for 5 hour before she goes to bed, but BECKY does (8:40).
-Eric calls AOut on her appearance (9:40).
-Amber is convinced the restaurant knows its her calling, THAT'S why they won't answer (10:1.
-More justification on the food she ordered (12:27).
-Amber wants another dog and is a dog person now that she's with Becky (17:20).
-After telling her subs for years she would to a Torrid haul, she finally acknowledges that there is a Torrid in Lexington and she will not be going (19:09). She has a Torrid choker coming in the mail tho.
-Amber addresses claims that she is racist (19:40), Becky decides to give her triggered opinion (21:1.
-Eric insists he is blonde, Amber denies it (22:25). Becky and Eric get frustrated with her.
-Race talk continues (24:06), Becky continues to get triggered.
-Don't y'all ever forget that AOnly liked black guys when she was bisexual (26:21).
-Amber and Becky get in a little tiff over the food payment (27:07).
-If you don't want to be friends with someone of a different race, your racist. Amber says you cannot be mad at someone for being ignorant and being raised a certain way (27:40).
-Amber has stood by Black Lives Matter and feels their pain, obviously she's not racist (29:40).
-Amber wants to go on a cruise (31:10).
-Amber talks more shit about Rafe with ignorance, Rafe's cats are all fixed (35:30).
-Amber shows her appreciate for her supporters (38:00).
-Amber shows her appreciate for her supporters (38:00).
-She explains BOLTH to us (39:03). It's a California thing. You wouldn't understand.
-Carpal tunnel y'all (39:40).
-More complaining about her viewers not liking her videos (46:00), with no intention of making any changes.
-Amber's food high intensifies, mukbang y'all (53:21). I guess they don't have any chips leftover from yesterday's chili extravaganza.
-Soda>water (57:13).
-Amber acknowledges calling Becky baby the same way she did Destiny (57:20).
-Dainty as fuck (59:30).
-Her fingers are going numb because of carpal tunnel NOT DIABETES (1:01:33)!!!!!!!!!!!
-Becky making fun of people using WebMD when her girlfriend has literally self diagnosed with more than 5 disorders for the past decade, 4 of those years being public on YT (1:04:00).
-Amber's leaving, too many people hating on her health food (1:05:15).

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I am now convinced the heifer it too fat for Torrid...I mean I already was but now it has been proven. The biggest size they go to is equivalent of a 4x (and that's because most of their clothes have incredible stretch).

Everyone knows she's huge, there's no need to hide if from her audience and just admit it. Hell, her crying about it in a video would at least make it somewhate interesting to view compared to her new stuff she's been doing for "vlogmas".

Actually they go up to the equivalent of a 6X, or a US 30. Essentially that's a 66-70" bust, 60-64" waist, and 72-76" hip. Which honestly in itself is horrifying.

 

[Rotogravure]

-Amber wants another dog and is a dog person now that she's with Becky (17:20).

Ah, I see we're setting the stage for the disappearance of the cats already.

 

[666EVE666]

I do believe she has to buy food daily.
She eats so much food I dont think it last long.

Omg can someone who knows how to use Photoshop put her face on this?? Too funny hahahahah

 

[Bob Loblaw]

It's GRO-SER-REES, not grosherees. :: And she "litrully just got up?" She rilly, like, needs to, like, start liking , like wurrrds, if she wants to, like, be a, like writurrrrr. Her poor language skills, are, like, so, like, not keeyoot. Like, omiguyawd. Yassss!

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Muphry's Law strikes again (yes, I typed it that way, look it up). "Grosherees" is a perfectly acceptable way to say it in many parts of the US. Let's pick on her for the stuff that is actually horrible, like "like."

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Her idiolect makes my ears bleed. I use that term because her speech is not natural to any particular place. If anything, her mannered way of talking suggests she's trying to create a brand or something like it that says, "I'm so, like, AMBERLYNN!" She claims to have a gift for language. I'd cut her more slack in that regard if her aspiration was to become the best carny attraction in Fayette County. She wants to be a wryeeturrr, guise, so yeah, she should, like, slay, when it comes to, like, words.

Becky seems to be getting tired of it, too. She mocked her "accent" twice in a recent Vlogmas.

 

[SpokesBottom]

I'd cut her more slack in that regard if her aspiration was to become the best carny attraction in Fayette County. She wants to be a wryeeturrr, guise, so yeah, she should, like, slay, when it comes to, like, words.

She could just be so far ahead of her time that she's creating an entirely new lexicon as we speak. Amberlynn Reid: modern day Shakespeare

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She could just be so far ahead of her time that she's creating an entirely new lexicon as we speak. Amberlynn Reid: modern day Shakespeare

FAFAE, Fat AF American English, AKA FatAFronics.

 

[Sure Thing Idiot]

In Amberlynn's defense, some writers are not just better writing than speaking but sound downright stupid/anxious when they talk, so dialect has nothing to do with writing skill. In Amberlynn's not-defense, she's a hillbilly dumbass who can't say ornament right. I don't know how you get a D in RN but okay. People assume an absence of proper language equals a lack of intelligence but that's not true. Someone can be illiterate yet incredibly talented with the guitar or math. It's like people who say warsh instead or wash. They're not automatically stupid but in this case, Amberlynn is.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

In Amberlynn's defense, some writers are not just better writing than speaking but sound downright stupid/anxious when they talk, so dialect has nothing to do with writing skill. In Amberlynn's not-defense, she's a hillbilly dumbass who can't say ornament right. I don't know how you get a D in RN but okay. People assume an absence of proper language equals a lack of intelligence but that's not true. Someone can be illiterate yet incredibly talented with the guitar or math. It's like people who say warsh instead or wash. They're not automatically stupid but in this case, Amberlynn is.

"She's what they'd call "outsider art", at best, though most would just call her trainwreck.