YouNow 3/2/2018 - Recordings

[666EVE666]

Here's part 1, I'll have part 2 up later tonight but it's not as interesting tbh

Spoiler: timestamps

+Amber doesn't have guilty pleasures (1:04).
+Amber truly doesn't know why people think she isn't friends with Krystle anymore (2:05).
+Amber has Becky address the fanny pack incident (3:27), she was NOT being mean--she wouldn't leave mean things in the vlog!
+Where are the weigh ins (6:30)?
+NO NEGATIVITY, Amber is going through some shit guise (7:40), STOP BOOLLYEENG 2K18.
+If your nasty then stay off the internet (9:55).
+Amber will talk about her bloodwork in a video (13:00).
+She's probably not oin a diet anymore, and she's NOT pretending she is so stop saying she's lying. Besides, it's a l i f e s t y l e change.
+Where does Amber lie? Trick question, SHE DOESN'T. Besides,everyone lies (14:36).
+Amber addresses her eyebrow situation (17:57).
+Amber learns a new word (18:46)!
+Zach Sanderson is in the chat, AL gets mad because he's supposed to be blocked and is UHBSESSED (21:00).
+AL isn't as big as you guise think she is. She can bathe and walk, she's FINE. She could live to be 99 for all you idiots know (21:24)!
+Amber says the show Survivor isn't real, but can't explain how she knows because she could be "breaking the contract" (22:2.
+Becky claims to have anxiety now (25:30).
+Becky misses Destiny (26:23).
+Becky doesn't want kids with Amber...for now (26:5.
+BECKY HAS A JOB SHUT UP (30:57)!!!!!
+Amber loves watching parodies of herself on YouTube (35:00).
+They've TRIED to be honest with y'all, y'all (38:09).
+Some poor soul is naming her child after Amber (39:45).
+Amber totally still uses her FitBit (39:54).
+Amber watches videos of herself for like 15 minutes (40:05).
+Amber doesn't believe in hitting (55:23).

 

[nyankosensei]

+Amber doesn't believe in hitting (55:23).

Because verbal abuse is easier, more effective and requires no physical effort for our girl

 

[Rotogravure]

I think it's in part 2, but someone in the chat asked why Becky picked her Snapchat name "SirGayBeard25" and didn't she think that it was a weird name for a lesbian to have? (I think this came right after the "Is AL a REAL Lezbeen" convo) Becky didn't get why it was a strange name.

I considered explaining it, but between that and the girl who kept spamming that she wanted AL and Becky to do a collar with Trish Paytas I couldn't bring myself to shatter the illusion of the night.

 

[Azshara]

Becky is becoming just as bitchy and rude as AL.

 

[melissarendato]

Thanks for posting. I will watch this later with some wine (because alcohol is a required for this shit).

It's funny she doesn't know the word trajectory. As a planet, she should know that she is in a trajectory around the sun.

 

[C3PBRO]

I was trying not to call it a diet, because it's kind of like a lifestyle change, and I don't want to say, like, "oh, it's failed." Like, it's not another failed diet, because I wasn't on a diet.

Wow those mental gymnastics. Call it whatever you like, those arteries aren't getting any softer.

EDIT: Amberlynn being extra and obnoxious during that Amberlynn being extra and obnoxious compilation was meta as fuck.

 

[angelicbitch]

How does Amber know about all the inside jokes about her when she "doesn't read" the hate comments/KF?

 

[DonaldChump]

It's funny she doesn't know the word trajectory. As a planet, she should know that she is in a trajectory around the sun.

Does she really not know the word trajectory?

Fuck, dictionary.com used to have this little feature that said something like "___% of people know this ___-grade level word" or something like that, but they fucking got rid of it, presumably for being ableist or something. I wanted to screenshot the score, because that's ridiculous. They've replaced it with a "Scrabble/Words with Friends" counter.

Im not going to shame people for not knowing words because I use the site all the tine for words like "winsome" and shit that you dont hear that often, but fucking look it up and learn something. You actually learn words by going "wait, what was that word/what does that mean again?" and looking it up.

Even then, her not knowing "trajectory" is kind of astonishing.

 

[C3PBRO]

Aunt Tammie starts chiming in around 30 minutes. Says AL's mom wore the tshirt she bought her to work. Asks Becky if she'd go on a cruise (Becky says no, because "Titanic." What a boring-ass bitch). Nothing especially interesting was said, but I found it interesting that AL completely ignored her presence in the chat.

 

[497]

I was hoping she'd say something about her bloodwork but of course that will be in a video since she has no other interesting content to post. I guess thyroid problems are out though since she said her eyebrows are naturally just bald..I thought that might of been a sign of a thyroid problem but guess not.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Becky is becoming just as bitchy and rude as AL.

Anyone who read her Facebook before she scrubbed it could tell she was a whiny bitch. It just needed time to come out. She is not the sweet gentle angel so many of AL's commenters think she is.

I was hoping she'd say something about her bloodwork but of course that will be in a video since she has no other interesting content to post. I guess thyroid problems are out though since she said her eyebrows are naturally just bald..I thought that might of been a sign of a thyroid problem but guess not.

It can be a sign. Especially if it's the outer part.

 

[Octomet]

I want to hear more on her concrete evidence about Survivor. I don't even watch it. I just want to see her flounder with her smug facts, when she thinks she's really onto some truth.

 

[Long time lurker]

Meanwhile Amy Slaton in her last video uses the word 'eccentric' properly.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

Aunt Tammie starts chiming in around 30 minutes. Says AL's mom wore the tshirt she bought her to work. Asks Becky if she'd go on a cruise (Becky says no, because "Titanic." What a boring-ass bitch). Nothing especially interesting was said, but I found it interesting that AL completely ignored her presence in the chat.

Wtf is Aunt Tammie doing in there asking Becky about cruises?

 

[NQ 952]

Wtf is Aunt Tammie doing in there asking Becky about cruises?

Tammy ok

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Tammy is probably wanting to show off that she is going on a cruise. On her FB there are pics of her and her boyfriend retaking their fat vacation photos with their newly thinner keto bodies. (she's all about the humblebrags)

 

[EH 110]

Tammy is probably wanting to show off that she is going on a cruise. On her FB there are pics of her and her boyfriend retaking their fat vacation photos with their newly thinner keto bodies. (she's all about the humblebrags)

I checked out her page. I remember when she was bragging about losing a lot of weight, but she still looks fat to me.

 

[Croissants]

Tammy is weird af. Her spilling the tea about Amber was entertaining and all, but what kind of person actually goes online to talk shit about their family like that?

Shits weird.

 

[parallelogram]

Before the stream ended, Amber gave a nice shoutout to KiwiFarms (and said she hasn’t visited here in months). Tammy chimed in and said she was sorry for ever visiting here. It was the only time Amber acknowledged her, as far as I could see.

 

[EH 110]

Tammie stalks Amber's social media and acts like her white trash, druggie, ex-con sister (Amber's mother) is some kind of saint. Tammie blames Amber's dad and Amber for Kristine's problems. It is really weird. They're all stupid and toxic.