Difficult situation for Thumbhead. She doesn't want to get off the gravy train but it's about to leave Bumfuck Station. She won't follow Amber anywhere, not because she has some great love of Kentucky, but because she's a womanchild who doesn't want to leave her bubble. She will never grow up, certainly not with The Blob furnishing her lifestyle, and when Amber finds a new hapless lesbian to behave (and look) like the fat white trash prince to her fat white trash princess I postulate that Becky will get on the tugboat for a disability she can convincingly lie about having, just like Eric. I wonder, will Amber find a new obese teenage boy who just happens to be an adult lesbian, or will she bullshit her way back into the good graces of the Floridykes?I love how AL was talking about moving to Florida and Necky said she would never leave Tucky.
This will be the end of them. Once AL gets something in her mind she will look for a sped in florida to move in with.
I think she has some nerve to impose herself onto Dana and Dusty like that.
I love how AL was talking about moving to Florida and Necky said she would never leave Tucky.
This will be the end of them. Once AL gets something in her mind she will look for a sped in florida to move in with.
I think she has some nerve to impose herself onto Dana and Dusty like that.
When they drove from Florida to Tucky when she was with Dusty she was complaining of leg pain. Her feet and calves were super swollen from having to sit for so long. At her size they would need like an SUV and make her lay in the back.At first I was going to wonder who would drive the cattle truck that would lug AL and her shit to Florida, but then I started to think... At her weight and (lack of) activity level, I honestly believe a lengthy car ride like one from Kentucky to Florida would kill her. All it would take is for a blood clot to form in one of her massive legs and get loose. Boom, Cheesecake Factory would go put of business.
I think she has some nerve to impose herself onto Dana and Dusty like that.
I think this is my favorite part of the whole story arc so far. If Amber were a bit introspective, not so desperate for love, and not so deeply wounded by Destiny ending the relationship (rather than vice versa), she would want nothing to do with the Double Ds. It was an incredibly shitty thing Destiny did to her, and if it happened to anyone but this raging cunt I would feel so sympathetic.I kinda love that Destiny took AL from Florida to Kentucky, then dropped her for a new side piece and moved back to Florida, leaving AL stranded in the middle of nowhere. Destiny is such a Chad.
I kinda love that Destiny took AL from Florida to Kentucky, then dropped her for a new side piece and moved back to Florida, leaving AL stranded in the middle of nowhere.
Neither of them are victims. Each of them deserves whatever bullshit the other puts them through.Amber was off trying to seduce her next victim Necky.
Amber is not the victim of anyone but herself.
if only Amber hadn't been such a giant cunt to Density they would've probably remained together for the move back to FL.