YouNow 8/10/2018 - Recording

Xenomorph

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I love how AL was talking about moving to Florida and Necky said she would never leave Tucky.

This will be the end of them. Once AL gets something in her mind she will look for a sped in florida to move in with.

I think she has some nerve to impose herself onto Dana and Dusty like that.
 

Strine

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I love how AL was talking about moving to Florida and Necky said she would never leave Tucky.

This will be the end of them. Once AL gets something in her mind she will look for a sped in florida to move in with.

I think she has some nerve to impose herself onto Dana and Dusty like that.
Difficult situation for Thumbhead. She doesn't want to get off the gravy train but it's about to leave Bumfuck Station. She won't follow Amber anywhere, not because she has some great love of Kentucky, but because she's a womanchild who doesn't want to leave her bubble. She will never grow up, certainly not with The Blob furnishing her lifestyle, and when Amber finds a new hapless lesbian to behave (and look) like the fat white trash prince to her fat white trash princess I postulate that Becky will get on the tugboat for a disability she can convincingly lie about having, just like Eric. I wonder, will Amber find a new obese teenage boy who just happens to be an adult lesbian, or will she bullshit her way back into the good graces of the Floridykes?
 

NervousSideEye

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I love how AL was talking about moving to Florida and Necky said she would never leave Tucky.

This will be the end of them. Once AL gets something in her mind she will look for a sped in florida to move in with.

I think she has some nerve to impose herself onto Dana and Dusty like that.

At first I was going to wonder who would drive the cattle truck that would lug AL and her shit to Florida, but then I started to think... At her weight and (lack of) activity level, I honestly believe a lengthy car ride like one from Kentucky to Florida would kill her. All it would take is for a blood clot to form in one of her massive legs and get loose. Boom, Cheesecake Factory would go put of business.
 

Xenomorph

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At first I was going to wonder who would drive the cattle truck that would lug AL and her shit to Florida, but then I started to think... At her weight and (lack of) activity level, I honestly believe a lengthy car ride like one from Kentucky to Florida would kill her. All it would take is for a blood clot to form in one of her massive legs and get loose. Boom, Cheesecake Factory would go put of business.
When they drove from Florida to Tucky when she was with Dusty she was complaining of leg pain. Her feet and calves were super swollen from having to sit for so long. At her size they would need like an SUV and make her lay in the back.
 
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I think she has some nerve to impose herself onto Dana and Dusty like that.

Yeah, but it's not too surprising. I'm sure she felt panicked when she first heard that Dustin was moving back to Florida. She's so childish with her "the four of us could live together and no one would have to work because I'd pay all the bills" fantasy. Dustin wouldn't quit her job for Amber when they were together; there's no way in hell she'd do it now. Dustin actually enjoys working. (It's a refreshing attitude after watching Amber, Becky, and Eric laze around for the last year.) Anyway, there is no way Dustin and Dana want to live with Amber and Becky. LOL
 

ricecake

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I kinda love that Destiny took AL from Florida to Kentucky, then dropped her for a new side piece and moved back to Florida, leaving AL stranded in the middle of nowhere. Destiny is such a Chad.
I think this is my favorite part of the whole story arc so far. If Amber were a bit introspective, not so desperate for love, and not so deeply wounded by Destiny ending the relationship (rather than vice versa), she would want nothing to do with the Double Ds. It was an incredibly shitty thing Destiny did to her, and if it happened to anyone but this raging cunt I would feel so sympathetic.
 

Twinkie

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I don't think what Destiny did was shitty at all?? Amber treated her badly and Destiny got nothing in return. There was a hail mary attempt at the end when Amber bought all those gifts but Destiny gave Amber a credit card so who knows how much of that garbage was purchased with Destiny's own money?

Amber tried to get Destiny to quit her job so Amber would have more control over her (something she succeeded in doing with Becky) while at the same time, Amber didn't want to do any activities but eat and Destiny was openly unhappy with that.

Who gives a fuck if Destiny cheated? The relationship was a trainwreck anyway. But Destiny and Dana both deny the cheating and when it comes down to it, they don't have the track record of lies that Amber has. After the breakup Destiny stayed paying rent even though she moved out. She also took care of Amber's animals while Amber was off trying to seduce her next victim Necky.

Amber is not the victim of anyone but herself.

e: Oh and Amber refused to give Destiny her cat back and only relented once she had abandoned ALL the animals to go on an extended weed smoking vacation at Rafe's adult child daycare
 

Tiny Clanger

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Tbh, I'd guess Big Al was a primary reason for D&D to return to Florida.

Their relationship was never going to work with Al shoving her oar in constantly, forcing double-dates and buying ludicrously OTT gifts - the Valentine's debacle was a doozy. Amber manipulated Destiny with guilt and she would have been all up in their relationship forever. Whoever is the most recent ex becomes the one she fawns over and that must be shitty for their new partner as well as embarrassing.

She shoved herself wholesale into Destiny's life then hung on for grim death once Destiny tapped out. And not only did D pay the rent (and all she took from that house was a bloody telly and a cat she had to fight for because to Amber, it was all hers) but was likely on the hook for the horrific condition the place was left in.

Destiny will never be remembered for her smarts. But the smartest thing she did was get herself out of Amber's claws, or they would be "double dating" until Dana fucked off. Destiny would never be able to make another relationship work with Albert breathing down her neck.
 

Twinkie

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I agree, and it tickles me to think that if only Amber hadn't been such a giant cunt to Density they would've probably remained together for the move back to FL.

Now Destiny and her pod of whales are happily rolling around on Florida's sunny beaches while Amber wears long pants full of holes to go wading in Toxic Shock Lake :story:
 
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