Your Favorite Amber Moment / Event - Entire timeline, includes all orbiters, all platforms, etc.

[DumbDosh]

What's your favorite event or moment in Amber's entire time online? Or What's your favorite specific part in one of her videos that makes you either completely disgusted or makes you laugh?

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Her horrible cooking.

 

[SweetDee]

Her crying.

 

[Yui]

Her old mukbangs when she just said fuck it and ate a casserole dish worth of cereal, the comments on those were always the funniest shit.

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

When Dusty caught her off guard and dumped her ass. Can't wait for Necky to hit us with Round 2.

 

[666EVE666]

The iconic Valentine's Day 2017 YouNow drunken meltdown

 

[Xenomorph]

When Dusty blindsided her and TKO'd her with the breakup and the hilarity that followed.

 

[ricecake]

Chiming in with another vote for her getting cheated on and dumped by her pet sped, seemingly out of the blue. That shit was hilarious.

The most disgusting moment was the whole "last Christmas with Destiny." The disgusting mountains of gifts she bought and then the utter lack of a shred of self-control between either of them to not rip open every last gift weeks before Christmas.

 

[W00K #17]

When destiny dumped her ass, then AL pretending they were still together for like months. Then we got the classic we broke up video. You couldn't make up a saga that cringey.

 

[Rebel Scum]

Christmas gift mountain with Dusty, followed closely by drunk Valentine’s Day meltdown.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Her poem where she talks about being a monster truck in the nightlife. I wish I could find it, but I also don't want to put in the effort. I think it was on her wattpad?

 

[Rebel Scum]

Her old mukbangs when she just said fuck it and ate a casserole dish worth of cereal, the comments on those were always the funniest shit.

Haha the casserole dish of captain crunch was iconic. That bitch knocked out a family size box in one fell swoop.

 

[Xenomorph]

When Kasey posted the convo between him and Amber showing to the surprise of nobody she:

1. lied about the rape
2. does not shower
3. her cunt stinks

Seeing AL chimp out was glorious.

 

[BigAmsGams]

When she went slam poet Harambe after her rape vid.

“Ex-cape the thoughts and the online taunts.”
“Rain and petals eavesdrop, I used the wrong word.”
“Hash out P R O P O G O N D A”

 

[classtrash]

When that Kimberly chick on twitter poked the bear and got Amber to freak out on younow at 2 or 3 in the morning saying she had screenshots of Eric talking trash about Amber. The screenshot she sent her was as iconic as Amber's bows. Amber didn't understand what was going on at all. "That's not even your handwrittin'!" Oh lord.

 

[CC 855]

Skipping rope in Krystle's garage

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Her poem where she talks about being a monster truck in the nightlife. I wish I could find it, but I also don't want to put in the effort. I think it was on her wattpad?

I got you, gorl

ETA: "My tears feel like their 700 degrees hot."

 

[classtrash]

I got you, gorl

ETA: "My tears feel like their 700 degrees hot."

I've never read through all of these. Hot damn. Can I change my favorite moment? English is her native and only language. How can she be so bad at it?

Lord save me. "Blueberry skin."

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

"To love, you need a heart - each human is grown with one. Each human is grown with love."

Deep, y'all.

 

[BiggayAL]

It’s a tie between Cheesecske Factory/shopping at target via scooter date night with Dusty, or drunken family party with Krystle. But really all of the Dusty’s mom’s house era videos are solid gold hamber. The foot massage one is another particular highlight. I miss those days of somewhat interesting/super repulsive content.