Your favorite Chris video? -

[RastaCat:3]

Hi guys! I'm new to the forum, but I've been following Chris for years. After seeing all the videos (more than a few times) I'm just curious to know what everyone's favorite video is.

Mine happens to be one of his more subtle vids. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LJOSQ4f ... 2A55D8CD5D.

From stepping on his dildo, the "CWC IS NOT GAY!" note on his foot, and the classic "DAMN SLANDEROUS TROLLS" line this video always has me laughing. I'm not sure if it's his trying to be angry and intimidating tone of voice or the fact that we all know about the true usage of the dildo, there's just something about this video that gives me a good chuckle.

 

[theobservdr]

The Second Message, it is always a classic and worth playing over again from time to time. And it gives an intro to what is happening, it was pretty much the first video I was introduced to.

 

[Stuff and Things]

All the videos that involve him doing any kind of physical activity, or speaking about homosexuality... i just find them really hilarious...

 

[Count groudon]

Oh they're all so good! But I guess I can narrow it down to the pull up video and the one where he denounces being gay. I mean, seeing Tubby McLardass at a child's play ground hanging from the monkey bars, his face fat smooshing agains his shoulders, his belly sticking out of his clown shirt, the dead eye stare, and just him plopping back down and shouting "AT LEAST I TRIED" make me nearly pass out laughing each time I see it . And for the other video, well I think it can all be summed up in one glorious quote, "BOOBIES...VAGINAS mmmmm gorgeous"

 

[RastaCat:3]

All the videos that involve him doing any kind of physical activity, or speaking about homosexuality... i just find them really hilarious...

Yea those are always hilarious! MY favorite video of him doing physical activity is probably Sonichu's Edge. Hearing him become out of breath and all the obvious jump cuts so he can catch his breathe, also how he calls parkour "parkay"

 

[CatParty]

His "oh shit" face when he realizes he can't do the pull ups is so freaking priceless.

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[RastaCat:3]

His "oh shit" face when he realizes he can't do the pull ups is so freaking priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTsHUjAwl8

I always liked how his shirt matched the playground colors

The Second Message, it is always a classic and worth playing over again from time to time. And it gives an intro to what is happening, it was pretty much the first video I was introduced to.

I love it when he calls everyone a shit head, homo, and pedophiles. Classic Chris.

 

[Giovanni]

*the ground quakes as the Beast slams into the Earth*

I NAME IS NOT IAN...BRANNON...SOMETHING!

*gasps for breath*

 

[Very Honest Content]

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Pullups is always great too, the car driving over the thing three times in the next video is fantastic, but he doesn't say, "Vessel of my loneliness for the last three years, I bid you fond . . . fairdue," in that one. Plus the run over in the dark gives the entire thing a much more freaky ambiance in this one that just increases how funny it is to me. Tough choice though OP, tough choice.

 

[Poison_Ivy]

When I first saw the Ivy wedding video with Celine dion playing in the background, I fuckin' lost it. Also, the Holding out for a hero video was pretty good too.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

His "oh shit" face when he realizes he can't do the pull ups is so freaking priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTsHUjAwl8

The funniest thing in my opinion about that video is due to the fact "he tried" means it's ok he can't do it. BECAUSE IT TAKES A REAL MAN TO ADMIT HE IS WRONG.

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My mummy and I... My family and I.

This isn't a favourite but his mum remark never fails to creep me out and make me laugh at the same time.

 

[milkshark]

God and The Bear.

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[butt in trouble]

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No D*** WAY IMPOSTER has got to be my absolute favorite for several reasons.

-Chris rages through the whole video
-Chris doxes himself for like the 4th time
-Chris thinks the people at Nintendo actually knows who he is.
-"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
-Despite his hatred of ED Chris will gladly use it as a reference to prove he's the real Chris.
-A Curse Ye Ha Meh Ha.
-Chris expect everyone else to call the police on Liquid Chris.

It's just got all the hallmarks of everything that defines Chris as we know him.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

There needs to be a best of video. Is there such thing?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm partial to the Greene County Conspiracy video, myself. The fact he's shot in silhouette, the near-realization, that his situation is his own fault, and then the crazy blame game. Priceless.

 

[asperhes]

His private video to Jackie in which he demonstrates that he's a master at oral pleasure, while wearing a t-shirt saying "Mount and Do Me." This is also the big reveal of his muscle bra. This video is so repellent that it's barely watchable, and that's what makes it the best one.

 

[Himawari]

Does the video count as a Chris video? I mean, not that it was Chris in that video or anything...

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

*the ground quakes as the Beast slams into the Earth*

I NAME IS NOT IAN...BRANNON...SOMETHING!

*gasps for breath*

Very much this!

 

[Picklepower]

Both parts of the Business Proposal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzyWEXmyqMA


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4ATvhScVms


This video has every funny thing I love about Chris
1. He's wearing the classic shirt and medallion
2. He's wearing the hilarious glasses
3. his boobs are really noticeable
4. Chris shows off many of his delusions
like that Nintendo is watching his videos - that He will just up and get a cartoon network cartoon, AND get to direct, AND voice 2 Characters
-that he really has tons of fans. he promises 50 to 100 books, (he cant even finish number 11)
5. Chris gives away his address and phone numbers.
6. silly looking hair that is slicked back to look professional.
7. silly music in the background
8. He still sees nothing wrong about using two copywriten characters (actually in the comic he uses many more copywritten characters)
9. He pimps out his DVD and thinks it will be released on Bluray
10. He shows off his CADD project, you know from the degree he has never used.

His "oh shit" face when he realizes he can't do the pull ups is so freaking priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTsHUjAwl8

I bet he thought he could do like 30.

 

[Descent]

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Can I smell yo duck dick. Whoever picked that song for Chris is brilliant.