Your Favorite Conspiracy Theories - The more batshit, the better.

[Monolith]

I'll start with the classic "The Earth is flat, and the government is trying to convince everyone of this to control us and turn us against the Bible."

 

[Bassomatic]

Are we talking ones we laugh at, buy into or just enjoy?

 

[CWCchange]

Laugh at: Trump-Russia collusion
Buy into: White genocide
Enjoy: Moon landing

 

[Chaos Theorist]

golf rumours

 

[Piss Clam]

Most of the conspiracy theories are started by the CIA.

 

[Viridian]

The whole "the moon is a hologram projected by the Illuminati to control our minds" theory is one of my favorite pieces of Internet batshit to share with others.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

 

[Desire Lines]

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

9/11 was a inside job. the cia knew.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

golf rumours

(CAUTION ADVISED)

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Anyting on the Secureteam10 youtube channel because that guy is either insane or an expert at making ad revenue from hundred of idiots/curious onlookers. also just occasionally between the lizard people he randomly hits on something interesting and believable like the fact that all that tracking data Fitbit released the other month shows very clearly that there's an unregistered Russian facility in Antarctica.

 

[jewelry investor]

when you get into a airplane it's not actually lifting off into the air. it's just simulated

 

[Antipathy]

Laugh at: White Genocide, Flat Earth, no Moon landing
Buy into: Trump-Russia connections
Enjoy: Alien sightings.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Laugh at: White Genocide, Flat Earth, no Moon landing
Buy into: Trump-Russia connections
Enjoy: Alien sightings.

Tim Wise and Noel Ignatiev disagree

 

[Piss Clam]

We are being prepped for disclosure which in turn will lead to project blue beam.

Also, contrails didn't exist during world war II. Those were bombers spraying chemicals. It's chemtrails all the way up.

When the three days of darkness comes, stay in your house. Don't look or go outside.

Sorcha Faal is a prophet.

 

[Rand /pol/]

One obscure theory I've heard about was that Waco was Sieged and burnt down because there was a CIA Airfield nearby and they saw something they weren't supposed to.

 

[j666]

alex jones' belief that inter-dimensional psychic vampire pedophiles are controlling the inner workings of our government.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

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[TowinKarz]

Laugh at - Roswell Saucer Crash
Buy into - none
Enjoy - Flat Earth, it's just so darn easy to disprove, yet it persists because some people want it to so badly, it's the perfect description OF a CT.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The Hollow Earth one is pretty fascinating.

Too bad physics and geology disprove it.