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ADN_VIII

Panzer Vor!
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Alright kiwis. We all have that one game we know is crap but enjoy anyway. It's awful. The controls are sluggish, it's buggy out the ass, the graphics suck, but you keep coming back. Mines Operation Raccoon City. What's yours?
 

Overcast

She will always be in my heart...
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Sonic 06.

I've honestly grown to love it just because of how terrible it is. It manages to hit all the right notes for me. Buggy as fuck gameplay, long ass loading screens, terrible writing and story telling, ect. The only thing that isn't bad about it is the music. My brother decided to play through the game himself a while ago and I could hear the frustration and disappointment he gave off. I couldn't help but smile a little knowing he's going through what I went through.

I'll never get tired of watching people play through the game and reacting to how bad everything is.
 

Quijibo69

Da Merge
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Legendary because I liked the monsters in the game. The game play is repetitive as hell but oh well.
 

Literally Hitler

IRL i'm actually just figuratively Hitler
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Clive Barker's Jericho

it's incredibly repetitive and boring, but it has a great atmosphere, really capturing the feeling of descending deeper and deeper into a lovecraftian nightmare.
 

sasazuka

Standing in the school hallway.
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Test Drive Unlimited 2 is one of the most "broken" games I've ever played, especially how it often stops tracking which roads you've already driven on (important if you want to get certain explorer Achievements/trophies), and, for an open world game released in 2011, there's not a lot of traffic compared to even open world PS2 games, let alone open world games released 2/3rds of the way through the XBox 360's generation. Plus I hated the "Reality TV Show" aspect of the storyline with realistically horrible characters, and a minor gripe was that the selection of in-game radio stations paled compared to the original Test Drive Unlimited (I especially missed having classical music).

Despite all that, I still enjoyed driving Ferraris around Ibiza and a version of Oahu that was just a little more enhanced than the Oahu in the original game, and I enjoy the completely unrealistic off-roading in exotic supercars (though there are AWD Ferraris now, but I don't think the FF was one of the Ferraris included in the game unless it was DLC I never got).
 

NumberingYourState

Our fate lies in the moons tilt and shine
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Lego Island ran worse than a blood orange turd that had suddenly grown blood vessels and had a pulse of its own. But the stupid sperg kid version of me thought it was worth it.
 

Pepito The Cat

Gotta go Rapido!
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I like Lost Eden and as far as I know, I'm the only one.


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Caddchef

Grade - F Destruction
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Drakengard 3, gameplay is repetative, enemy variety is non-existant and the graphics scream low budget, but some characters are well written and interesting, the game ost has some stellar tracks and the story is as insane as Yoko Taro has gone.
 

TsumTsum

Adding to my collection of waifus.
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Dragon Rage for PS2. Kinda crappy design and too short. 3DO at its finest.
But all you did was murder and destroy things as a dragon, so that made it worth the trouble.
 

XYZpdq

fbi most wanted sskealeaton
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Castlevania: Judgement. I've had more fun with it than I should.
That's the wii one with the designs by the Death Note/Hikaru no Go person, right?
I remember seeing how Light dyed his hair for some dank cosplay. I got a buddy who liked both of those shows and Castlevania and would probably enjoy the humor of Death Note and Hikago characters pretending to be Castlevania people beating the shit out of each other.

In a similar "3d fighter hahaha oh wait you meant it" vein I'd go with KoF Maximum Impact. It's a good middle ground when your fighting game nerd buddies can't just pick a goddamn year and you want to KoF.
 

TerminalTryHard

Use your fucking blinker
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I guess Resonance of Fate, it's shit and I'm never been able to finish it, but I really want to just because it has a great style and concept.
 

trueandhonestfan

I'll drink my agua to that!
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It's too hard to choose just one.
Pretty much any 3D Sonic game after Sonic Adventure 2 (except Sonic Heroes and the on rails ones), Resident Evil 6, Mighty No.9, Senran Kagura games, and a lot of other fanservicey stuff.
 

Doc Cassidy

Notorious Bum Driller
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There's a PS2 game where you're a mosquito called Mr. Mosquito and you have to fly around a house and suck everyone's blood. The controls are garbage but it has a weird charm and its funny watching the family slowly break down over the course of the game from the constant mosquito bites.

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CaptainMappy

Welcome to the King of Iron Fist Tournament 7
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Test Drive Unlimited 2 is one of the most "broken" games I've ever played, especially how it often stops tracking which roads you've already driven on (important if you want to get certain explorer Achievements/trophies), and, for an open world game released in 2011, there's not a lot of traffic compared to even open world PS2 games, let alone open world games released 2/3rds of the way through the XBox 360's generation. Plus I hated the "Reality TV Show" aspect of the storyline with realistically horrible characters, and a minor gripe was that the selection of in-game radio stations paled compared to the original Test Drive Unlimited (I especially missed having classical music).

Despite all that, I still enjoyed driving Ferraris around Ibiza and a version of Oahu that was just a little more enhanced than the Oahu in the original game, and I enjoy the completely unrealistic off-roading in exotic supercars (though there are AWD Ferraris now, but I don't think the FF was one of the Ferraris included in the game unless it was DLC I never got).
I didn't much care for TDU2, but I played the fuck out of the first one on PC, even though the shitty laptop I had at the time could barely run it past the minimum settings.

That said, I like going back to it from time to time. There's something extremely soothing about zipping around Oahu in a Testarossa while the custom station you've got set has the Outrun 2006 soundtrack playing. Good times.
 

sasazuka

Standing in the school hallway.
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Well, yeah, the first Test Drive Unlimted was pretty fantastic for its time. Even the PS2 version pushed the hell out of the console since it has all the roads and scenery looking almost as good, albeit in lower resolution, as the XBox 360 version (I have both versions), with the only real drawback of the PS2 version being that you don't get Ferrari for licensing reasons. (The XBox 360 version has Ferrari since Atari was able to sublicense it from Microsoft/Turn 10 for a fraction of the cost of getting the license straight from Ferrari.)
 

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