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Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by BigAmsGams, Dec 27, 2017.

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  1. "Is there food under here?"
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  2. Don't ask why I know this but 60-64 inch hips or any bodypart of ambers is highly underestimating it. If you have a pear shaped body (like amber probably does under all that fat ans skin) your hips are 60 inches at around 300 pounds with her height. Now almost double that weight. Sure, those shirts do stretch a lot but she doesn't fit into torrid clothing based on the measurements.
     
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  3. 07114C7A-079B-4A9B-ACC5-820E631C4498.png Lovely.
     
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  4. [​IMG]

    This one had me in hysterics. Thanks @PiggyPie.
     
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  5. Screenshot_20180312-203425.png

    Edit: these are the specs from the 2017 Elantra

    So, I know they drive an older Elantra, but I'm sure the sizing isn't that off. AL barely fits into that front seat. Look at the hip room in inches in the front from the image. Let's take 6 in on either side of her hips (which is generous) to fit into that car, and she's still 39 in (or 3.25 ft) across. That measurement is ignoring the fact that, much unlike her personality, Amberlynn is 3-dimensional and her actual girth is going to be much more? much less? impressive. In leg room, it shows 41.8 inches. In her snap from today, you can see that her unholy belly barely clears the dashboard. Let's be generous and take 10 inches from that 41 in leg room. She'd still be 31 inches wide, or over 2.5 ft wide.

    Jesus, how the fuck does she walk?

    Edit: I realized the leg room part doesn't make sense, but I'll leave it up to shame myself
     
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    #185 theriddler3, Mar 12, 2018
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    P A S T A D E T E C T E D

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  7. That looming thigh/knee silhouette though. No human leg should be that wide.
     
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  8. That explains why her shirts are always hoicked up at the back - she can't get them over her hips. Wherever her hips actually are. I always wondered why she chose to have shirts etc sitting on the shelf of her arse because it really accentuates it. Most people go for the tent t-shirt.....tfw when that IS the tent t-shirt...
     
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  9. Screenshot_20180313-182140.png
    edit: got more
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    she has a literall third neck roll down there.
     
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    #189 electroconvulsivetherapy, Mar 13, 2018
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  10. I've been trying to work out the house layout and how AL got her own "sitting room."

    That pic (ta, @electroconvulsivetherapy - and holy fuck, how much has she gained in this latest WL effort? No wonder her doc announced she was a bastion of health) seems to confirm that she's in some kind of add-on room - I don't know what Americans call it but here it's effectively a lean-to - a room stuck on the outside of the existing structure, made with lesser materials (see the ceiling) and often converted from something like a garage or a porch.

    Tl:cbatr She's living in the shed.
     
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  11. It looks like a finished porch, w/ the brick and wood walls and outside light on the inside. There's a door w/ glass on it that leads to the rest of the house, which looks more like an outside door as well. It's probably cold in there, even it has been insulated, but AL is insulated and she likes 60 degree weather so it's probably quite comfy for her.
     
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  12. Look at how small and oddly proportioned her breasts are despite the fact she's massive blob.
     
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  13. That gif makes it look like she's raising her nosebag up high to heap praise and blessings on it.

    Oh....oh yeah.

    Edit. @hotcheetospuffs Yes, exactly what I was thinking. It looks to be a step down as well, I think its just whatever was outside the existing rear door, closed or glassed in.

    No wonder she's whining about missing her old place. From a townhouse by herself to an afterthought...
     
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    #193 Tiny Clanger, Mar 13, 2018
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  14. Breast are so weird you got 145 pound women with natural G cups (having a cup size higher than a DD can add 15-30+ extra pounds to your overall weight, so you can still be thin despite being 145 pounds) and 500 pound women with C cups.

    Amber is running out of places to store fat and will no doubt get fatty lumps soon, but her body is like "nope" when it comes to adding titty fat.
     
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  15. Yet her cleavage goes up to her nose. Truly bizarre.
     
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  16. I tried too, and gave up. The whole house has an odd layout, as it was built in pieces.

    I think that Eric and Ricky's room open into the kitchen. The den does look like it was a porch at some point, then there is that doorway in the living room that leads to...some place.
     
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  17. ahw our american shed princess
     
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  18. This is rough but this is how I have always thought of the layout.
     

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  19. Yep, that's how I've always pictured it. It seems to be basically a bunch of rooms attached around the kitchen/living room, based off all the various photo angles she's taken on snapchat.
     
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    So dainty!
     
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