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GargoyleGorl

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Does anyone know if the eye tracking issue is a symptom of diabetes?
Sure is! Diabetic neuropathy causes all kinds of shit. In addition to causing numbness in the extremities (which in turn causes, say, falling over for no particular reason) it can make your eyes stop tracking together.

She mentioned a while back that she needs glasses (guess what else is caused by diabetes? Five internet points if you said "blurred vision"). Any optometrist worth their salt would look at her and ask when her last A1C test was, since beetus eyes are a thing (glaucoma, retinopathy, cataracts... all caused by the demon glucose).

Of course, she's always needed glasses booboo, so there's no reason to think it's related to her weight and thus, no reason to get her blood checked. Just give her some kyuute frames and send her on her way.
 

Strine

It had become a glimmering gorl,
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The wonky eye thing is Amber intentionally crossing her eyes during a troll video. She does dumb shit like that to provoke gossip all the time. If she were actually having optometric problems that gave her tard eyes, she would edit them out; she's vain. She probably made two grand just from the attention garnered from deliberately crossing her eyes. She is self-aware, and the normies sitting through eight ads to comment "here faster than Amber's wonky eye staring at Destiny" and feel clever are lining her pockets in order to leave comments she won't even read.

Real dirt on Amber is only going to come from orbiters that betray her, like Rafe or (God willing) D&D.
 

Damn Near

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The wonky eye thing is Amber intentionally crossing her eyes during a troll video. She does dumb shit like that to provoke gossip all the time. If she were actually having optometric problems that gave her tard eyes, she would edit them out; she's vain. She probably made two grand just from the attention deliberately crossing her eyes. She is self-aware, and the normies sitting through eight ads to comment "here faster than Amber's wonky eye staring at Destiny" and feel clever are lining her pockets in order to leave comments she won't even read.

Real dirt on Amber is only going to come from orbiters that betray her, like Rafe or (God willing) D&D.
you sure she's not just a fat lizard-eyed freak?
 

Keyboard Warrior

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The wonky eye thing is Amber intentionally crossing her eyes during a troll video. She does dumb shit like that to provoke gossip all the time. If she were actually having optometric problems that gave her tard eyes, she would edit them out; she's vain. She probably made two grand just from the attention garnered from deliberately crossing her eyes. She is self-aware, and the normies sitting through eight ads to comment "here faster than Amber's wonky eye staring at Destiny" and feel clever are lining her pockets in order to leave comments she won't even read.

Real dirt on Amber is only going to come from orbiters that betray her, like Rafe or (God willing) D&D.
I agree she does a lot of dumb shit for views, but I don't think she's faking the eye thing. If she was, she would over-dramatize it, it wouldn't be so fleeting and we'd probably notice both her eyes moving together in more of an exaggerated, performative way.

I could be wrong though. Maybe she has the unique skill of being able to move her eyeballs individually in totally separate directions, kinda like people that can wiggle their ears. lol
 

sperginity

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Hate to divert from these lovely pics. Serious question if amberlynn lost a fuck ton of weight would those drooping lines on her mouth go away or would she forever have the face of nutcracker
ex fatties seem to age like 10 years from the skin of their faces deflating. it would worsen if she got thin.
 
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