Girls don't play video games and if they say they do, I get to hand-pick random achievements that serve as a bar of entry into gamerdom. That's just how incredibly passionate I am about my hobby. What you think you get to call yourself a gamer because you play video games? Not on my watch, fake gamer girl feminist shills!
Fake gamer girls are horrible, and an insult to REAL gamer girls like the one I'm seeing now. Well technically I'm not seeing her yet, she's a Dota 2 streamer and I send her money, she hasn't responded to any of my emails yet but I really think we've got something special between us.
Pink Sparkles. That obnoxious bitch gets a big ass donation from some guy to advertise shit, and then she complains about advertising. Then the dude tips $500 more and she's "OMG BIGGEST DONATION EVAAAAAAAAAARRR!!! YOU SHULDNT HAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!! OMGOMGOMG"
Shut the fuck up and go drink Amanda Todd grade bleach you fuckin' gook bitch.