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AN/ALR56

Meu avô era do DOPS
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No one mentioned adial junior?

Adial is a 59 year old man who is a semi functional version of Chris and his lovequest, he works in a federal University but still lives with his parents.

Instead of Sonic, his obcessing is 80-90s dance music, his darkest days were when all disco lounges closed down.

He still somehow believes he can attract 16 year olds to be his love by plastering every item of clothing or method of transportation with love quest ads and a bright pink color.


Adial and his dance mobile with his poor old as father forced to hitchhike in.


"What makes girls from Curitibanas(his hometown) is their pride, they keep making themselves difficult even when they want you!"


Obviously girls should flock to his Ducati instead of the local drug lords Honda 600.


Like a hardcore biker, he prowls the night for justice for incels
http://danceboyadialjunior.blogspot.com.br/?m=1
His personal blog where he updates his life troubles.
Last update from 2014, maybe someone finally shanked him for getting to close to a daughter or girl.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/rafaelcapa...e-boy-no-calde?utm_term=.edRmwZa6v#.rnMNWgljQ

Hilarious BuzzFeed article with gifs you can probably use to have as your avatar.
 

Jaiman

pink pastel equine enthusiast
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http://dic.nicovideo.jp/a/aiueo700
http://ja.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/Aiueo700
https://sonshi.xyz/wiki/Iwama_Yoshikazu
https://sonshi.xyz/wiki/岩間好一

aiueo700 is a 49 year old schizophrenic, Japanese man who believes he is being gangstalked. When trolls discovered him, they would visit his house and fuck with him in many different ways. It's cruel, but I can't help but laugh.

1:50 - 7:30
https://youtu.be/lfdFq2pAXUs
A man with a sword visits his house and intimidates aiueo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtg1NEVKnqg
Pissed off drunk neighbors yelling at aiueo.

0:50 - 5:00
https://youtu.be/TRBWJ_krJ_8
Troll ""shoots" aiueo with a fake gun, and spams his doorbell. Fans have nicknamed the troll "aiueo007".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApYUrrkiJyo
Troll visits his house only to show off his groceries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGMGcFiH2TQ
Troll dances in front of aiueo's house for 15 minutes.

He had a small following for a while until his camera broke. The "aiueo007" tag on niconico had 1620 videos and images combined.

 

Fangsofjeff

♡ meow vey ♡
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No one mentioned adial junior?

Adial is a 59 year old man who is a semi functional version of Chris and his lovequest, he works in a federal University but still lives with his parents.

Instead of Sonic, his obcessing is 80-90s dance music, his darkest days were when all disco lounges closed down.

He still somehow believes he can attract 16 year olds to be his love by plastering every item of clothing or method of transportation with love quest ads and a bright pink color.


Adial and his dance mobile with his poor old as father forced to hitchhike in.


"What makes girls from Curitibanas(his hometown) is their pride, they keep making themselves difficult even when they want you!"


Obviously girls should flock to his Ducati instead of the local drug lords Honda 600.


Like a hardcore biker, he prowls the night for justice for incels
http://danceboyadialjunior.blogspot.com.br/?m=1
His personal blog where he updates his life troubles.
Last update from 2014, maybe someone finally shanked him for getting to close to a daughter or girl.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/rafaelcapa...e-boy-no-calde?utm_term=.edRmwZa6v#.rnMNWgljQ

Hilarious BuzzFeed article with gifs you can probably use to have as your avatar.
Can you translate what his attraction signs say? What kind of dance music is he into, does he mention any favorite songs?
 
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AN/ALR56

Meu avô era do DOPS
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Can you translate what his attraction signs say? What kind of dance music is he into, does he mention any favorite songs?
It's the old cheesy 90s dance lounge music stuff that only old people dance to it now.
The attraction sign is very similarly worded like cwc's attraction signs.
"I'm shy and I need a girl, because of feminism woman should instead approach me, etc"
 

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Let me introduce you to Jonas Berring:



Swedish state television news anchor, with hard hitting reporting all around the world.

He called the (incredibly racist) Swedish Democrat leader Jimmie Åkesson cute:
"Jimmie Åkesson i TV4:s morgonsoffa! Guu så sööt han e!!! han kan ju inte vara ond".
"Jimmie Åkesson at TV4's morning show! Ammagadd how cuteeee he iz!!! surely he can't be evil"

Likes cats according to instagram:
"Living la vida loca in north Sweden. Gardening and television. Anchorman. I don't like your children, but sometimes your cat."

Also likes to go to the gym, which he appearantly likes to combine with inhaling poppers and shoving 2 feet dildos into his ass whilst ejaculating on the gym equipment.
I don't have any screenshots but his tumbler still seems to be up, and I've heard enough about the contents to be sceptical about clicking.
If you do however want the full picture, please go to his tumblr to get the full story. Feel free to enlighten me as to just how gay he is. (awaiting updates with dick in hand)

instagram: https://www.instagram.com/landsorten/
blog: https://blomjonas.wordpress.com/
twitter: https://twitter.com/jonasberring
tumblr: https://hotdaddy4hot.tumblr.com/

P.S. Swedish state television has been going downhill lately, and the money they collect from the "TV-licence" can no longer support it, so the only logical solution is to add the fee to everyone's taxes instead. Luckily for me that is the plan, so I can sponsor these fine gentlemen without having to do anything.

P.P.S. I reckon they could avoid adding to the taxes if they started producing gay porn instead, they seem to have plenty of in-house talent.
 

A-tistic

:-DDDDDDD
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Let me introduce you to Jonas Berring:



Swedish state television news anchor, with hard hitting reporting all around the world.

He called the (incredibly racist) Swedish Democrat leader Jimmie Åkesson cute:
"Jimmie Åkesson i TV4:s morgonsoffa! Guu så sööt han e!!! han kan ju inte vara ond".
"Jimmie Åkesson at TV4's morning show! Ammagadd how cuteeee he iz!!! surely he can't be evil"

Likes cats according to instagram:
"Living la vida loca in north Sweden. Gardening and television. Anchorman. I don't like your children, but sometimes your cat."

Also likes to go to the gym, which he appearantly likes to combine with inhaling poppers and shoving 2 feet dildos into his ass whilst ejaculating on the gym equipment.
I don't have any screenshots but his tumbler still seems to be up, and I've heard enough about the contents to be sceptical about clicking.
If you do however want the full picture, please go to his tumblr to get the full story. Feel free to enlighten me as to just how gay he is. (awaiting updates with dick in hand)

instagram: https://www.instagram.com/landsorten/
blog: https://blomjonas.wordpress.com/
twitter: https://twitter.com/jonasberring
tumblr: https://hotdaddy4hot.tumblr.com/

P.S. Swedish state television has been going downhill lately, and the money they collect from the "TV-licence" can no longer support it, so the only logical solution is to add the fee to everyone's taxes instead. Luckily for me that is the plan, so I can sponsor these fine gentlemen without having to do anything.

P.P.S. I reckon they could avoid adding to the taxes if they started producing gay porn instead, they seem to have plenty of in-house talent.
I'm not gonna be autistic enough to debate politics on KF, but wether you like Jimmie Åkesson and his politics or not, calling him "incredibly racist" is simply SJW-level retarded.

Very informative post though!

Back on topic:
 

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Something leads me to believe this isn't photoshop.
I can't vouch for the legitimacy of the pictures, I've only actually seen the one that the above poster linked. Briefly. But there is a large thread at the forum Flashback about the incident, and after the tumblr account came to public light Jonas got fired from his job. He has gotten tons of support from other journalists though, saying that one should not be shamed for their sexual orientation. He got fired for 'overall lack of judgement', I guess not even SVT could try to normalize public masturbation.

https://www.flashback.org/t2910823
 
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Super Important Message to you [user] Regarding potential Native Lol-cow

Hello Again!

And an answer to the thread "Your native (non-english) lolcows".

I, who am composing this Super Message is named Blah Autist.

Just can't keep up the persona when I'm having to translate it into english, so here goes:

[...]

Karl-Olov Nordin is probably the first actual "lolcow" that I stumbled upon on the internet.
He is a slightly mentally challenged individual from Falun, Sweden.



Karl-Olov started publishing posts on a website he had back in the day, talking about random things.

The first post I remember was about someone stealing his IP-address, after he had left his router unplugged whilst on vacation with his assisted living home.
This post is long gone from the internet, but he has steadily created new websites and written articles about this life and what he has been up to.
It is very easy to recognize Karl-Olov due to his very special way of communicating.

The problem is that 'trolls' eventually found his online sites, and started impersonating famous people, and since Karl-Olov has some 'problems' he has had a hard time discerning fake profiles from legitimate ones (none).
You see, Karl-Olov REALLY likes a swedish singer named Christer Sjögren, and naturally people exploit this to interact with Karl-Olov.



Eventually the 'weens', as I suppose would be fitting to call them here, strung Karl-Olov along to the point where he was sure that he was going to have a party with the king of sweden, chief of state and Christer Sjögren.
Naturally when the time came for the meeting, the weens had to postpone it, lest ... well .. lest nothing actually, since I don't think Karl-Olov actually would've figured anything out regardless.



As far as I know, a handfull of weens has strung him along for at least 10-15 years, and it has gotten to the point where the weens write the same as him.
I have no idea if all the sites are legitimate, or if some of the actors have taken upon themselves to continue Karl-Olovs legacy. Either way its high grade autism.
Sometimes the weens get found out, but then, for example, 'the real king' (of course), would come in and dispel 'the fakers'.

He has social media and a lot of different accounts on different websites, all easily recognizable by the peculiar way he writes, and the fact that he is very open with his name:
https://www.facebook.com/karlolov.nordin.10#_=_
http://karlolovnordin.webblogg.se/2...-och-utpekad-som-oakta-och-bluffmakare-2.html
http://karlolovnordin.blogg.se/
https://ask.fm/KarlOlovNordin
http://www.karlolovnordin.finhemsida.se/
https://www.instagram.com/karlolov.nordin1957/
https://www.sweclockers.com/medlem/karl-olov+nordin

At one point he had a forum, where, naturally, the king and queen wrote to him along with his Super Idol Christer Sjögren:
http://karlolovnordin.forum24.se/karlolovnordin.html
http://kurtolsson.forum24.se/


I could continue this forever due to the troves of material, but I think I am going to stop now. I think if you are interested you can find out whatever you want to know by yourself.
Fluency in swedish would be recommended for your enjoyment though.

[...]

Do you understand what I mean now [user]?

Can you understand what I mean now then [user]?

Have you understood me correctly right at this point now then [user]?

Best regards: blah "THE REAL DEAL" autist

P.S. Karl-Olov Nordin is internet legacy, if you fuck with him I WILL find you.
 

Big Nasty

ASSHOLE
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I've noticed that a lot of the posts in this thread are about persons of interest in Sweden. Here are some more examples of Swedish lolcows that may or may not achieve breakout status soon:

Aldo Colliander - Insane niggo boxer.

"Jennifer Black" and her dozen other aliases - Fake white nationalist scam artist.

Vanita Bergman - Swedish Tila Tequila.

Jonas Inde is currently in jail, so we will probably not be hearing from him for a while.
 
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Dr. Tremolo

Shah Jahans
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I dunno if they count as lolcows but here in Poland there's this left-wing civic movement KOD, composed of massive dumbasses on the internet who are extremely gullible. Various facebook pages associated with them create completely bullshit stories about shit the current Polish right-wing government does that they totally buy, so right-wing trolls have taken into making up ridiculous fictional characters and events to see how much they can believe and to no one's surprise, the KOD people completely bought them. Examples include a photo of a supposed privileged son of a party member "Józef Żelazin" (Polish żelazo = "iron"), whose picture is a stock photo of a sharply dressed man with the head of young Joseph Stalin pasted over it (stated to receive 14880 złotys a month of pension from the state for his connections), a statement from "Hentai Anime-Toshiba", the current Emperor of Japan commending the efforts of Polish leftists, president of the African Union "Carl Mokebe Johnson" (using a picture of Robert Mugabe) praising the President of the European Council and former Prime Minister of Poland Donald Tusk for aiding Africa during operation "MILF 69" and for executing Order 66, but probably the biggest one is General Kuf Drahrepus - the most recurring character showing around those pages, a supposed pro-Polish pro-leftist US Army general whose photos were actually those of the Brazzers porn star Johnny Sins dressed as a soldier. He even had his own facebook page that is sadly down now because the obviously fake character has garnened so much notoriety that keeping up the kayfabe ultimately got pointless.
 
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