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Anyone who puts chocolate on a pizza must be hanged. Fuck you if you do that.
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Actually, I was just thinking about this question, and - General Tso's Chicken.
I made some at a Chinese buffet years back; took a slice of cheese pizza, covered it in General Tso's. I thought it would be amazing. I was wrong.
I'll be honest, it wasn't the worst pizza I've ever eaten. And it's clearly not the worst pizza I can conceive of. But it was certainly the biggest culinary letdown of my adult life, and to this day I get sad even thinking about it. Maybe if the base was a white pizza instead of red it would have worked, but I can't bring myself to try again.
I made some at a Chinese buffet years back; took a slice of cheese pizza, covered it in General Tso's. I thought it would be amazing. I was wrong.
I'll be honest, it wasn't the worst pizza I've ever eaten. And it's clearly not the worst pizza I can conceive of. But it was certainly the biggest culinary letdown of my adult life, and to this day I get sad even thinking about it. Maybe if the base was a white pizza instead of red it would have worked, but I can't bring myself to try again.
Paper-thin crust, bottom completely burnt to shit, thin mucus-white sauce, and a sea of black olives, chopped fine, and scattered about the pizza like a minefield of salt.
Just a myriad of all the worst pizzas I've had and the memories of horrible cafeteria food rolled into a tiny bundle of sick.
Just a myriad of all the worst pizzas I've had and the memories of horrible cafeteria food rolled into a tiny bundle of sick.
Leonard Helplessness
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