your theoretical kiwifarms forum signature -

[VA 540]

bonus points for every way you can make it resemble 2011 forum sigs

honest to god I would just try to put as much of the bee movie script in there as I could, in the smallest possible text

extra bonus points if you reply again and attach your hypothetical sig to the bottom

 

[eldri]

But we do have signatures, you just have to be cool enough to see them

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

There are already contests to see who has the most cancerous signature. Every page in a TSIC thread is miles long because of those.

 

[VA 540]

But we do have signatures, you just have to be cool enough to see them

Explains why no one can see them

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

Explains why no one can see them

you have to be initiated into the secret penis inspection day club.
i used to be invited, and then i got a new account because i felt like it.

 

[Teri-Teri]

Explains why no one can see them

Boy... you're damn wrong...

 

[Y2K Baby]

He doesn't know....

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

If we are talking 2011 then it would obviously be one of those sweet pics that shows off my stats in Battlefield 2.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

*Insert a fuckton of userbars bigger than your post size*

 

[Eryngium]

Here's mine without the spoiler tag so you can see it more easily

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/117/long-cat.jpg

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/117/long-cat.jpg

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Here's mine without the spoiler tag so you can see it more easily

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/117/long-cat.jpg

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/002/117/long-cat.jpg

cool sig dude
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[TerribleIdeas™]

 

[JM 590]

 

[beautiful person]

To build further upon my current gimmick: