"Your thoughts have been inputed"-OPL's best mailbag replies -

[butt in trouble]

When the CWCipedia Mailbag was still active Chris offered some hilarious, gross, delusional and downright creepy answers to the questions he was asked. What are some of your favorites?

One of mine would have to be Chris' response when someone sent him pictures of a girl who turned out to be a tranny in mailbag 25. Notice how he still feels the need to hit on "her" anyway...

OH MY GOD!!! UGH!!! ARE YOU REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE?! I'm sorry, but that naughty picture just really shocked me and made me want to throw up. *deep breath* You do have a pretty face, but what happened just now is just like the movie, "The Crying Game", or the Thanksgiving episode of "The Cleveland Show".

*deep breath*

 

[4Macie]

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I think my favorites have to be any of the ones where Chris takes any criticism to his work as trolls trying to bring him down. Or better yet, I really like when someone pointed out that his Pikachu/Raichu that turned into Rosechu was a boy because of the tail. Instead of remembering why he drew the pointed tail in the first place, he lied about it, denied it happened, and tried to replace that page with a fixed copy (claiming it was original). All he would have had to do was say that back when he drew it, pokemon didn't have genders; for someone that made a "franchise" based on Electric Hedgehog POKEMON, you'd think he'd know that.

Or, I kinda like the response he had to finding out he essentially caused the death of Ryan Cash, "boy that's a lot of power". He wasn't sad, he was amazed. But that's how he was with any death he happened across in those days, he was never sad because it had nothing to do with him. Even with his own FATHER, he still had the ability to move on and create a dating requirements page. With the way he rolls with death, when Barb dies, he'll probably buy a hooker again.

 

[Venusaur]

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"Your comment were NOT CALLED FOR; I do not harass women, so you are wrong there. And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews. "

because of http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Michael_Sn ... d_and_Mean.

Also 4Macie, I love your avatar.

EDIT: One more, because I think this illustrates Chris' mind brilliantly.

Q: What are the 5 worst movies you have ever seen (Chris changes "seen" to "heard") of and would never ever watch in your entire life?
A: Brokeback Mountain, Borat, Bruno, Crying Game, Krull.
Q: What are the 5 best movies you have ever seen?
A: Mary Poppins, All Transformers Movies, Both Ghostbuster Movies, All Saw Movies, The 40-Year Old Virgin.
Q: What are the 5 best TV shows you have ever seen?
A: Transformers (ALL Seasons and Sets), Sonic the Hedgehog (All Shows), Pok'emon (All Seasons), Mythbusters, Filmation's Ghostbusters (Little Care for "The Real Ghostbusters"; Jake, Eddie and Tracy WERE THE ORIGINAL REAL GHOSTBUSTERS).

 

[butt in trouble]

I think my favorites have to be any of the ones where Chris takes any criticism to his work as trolls trying to bring him down. Or better yet, I really like when someone pointed out that his Pikachu/Raichu that turned into Rosechu was a boy because of the tail. Instead of remembering why he drew the pointed tail in the first place, he lied about it, denied it happened, and tried to replace that page with a fixed copy (claiming it was original). All he would have had to do was say that back when he drew it, pokemon didn't have genders; for someone that made a "franchise" based on Electric Hedgehog POKEMON, you'd think he'd know that.

Or, I kinda like the response he had to finding out he essentially caused the death of Ryan Cash, "boy that's a lot of power". He wasn't sad, he was amazed. But that's how he was with any death he happened across in those days, he was never sad because it had nothing to do with him. Even with his own FATHER, he still had the ability to move on and create a dating requirements page. With the way he rolls with death, when Barb dies, he'll probably buy a hooker again.

GO READ ON PAGE 7 OF THE NUMBER ZERO BOOK IT CLEARLY SAYS QUOTE-UN-QUOTE GIRL RAICHU............

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"Your comment were NOT CALLED FOR; I do not harass women, so you are wrong there. And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews. "

because of http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Michael_Sn ... d_and_Mean.

Also 4Macie, I love your avatar.

"So you are wrong there"
I have no idea why but that made me laugh so much.

 

[Picklepower]

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-This Mailbag message made me laugh hard.

"From: Stan 'Sonichu's Biggest Gay Fan' Mathers <myteasgonecold@didomail.com>"
Dear Chris,

I wrote but you still ain't callin! I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not have got 'em... There probably was a problem with the hosting provider or something? Sometimes I type addresses too sloppy when I post 'em...

But anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man, do you still "hate" us homos? My boyfriend wants us to adopt a kid, I'm about to be a gay father! If we adopt a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? I'ma name her Rosey!

I read about your fan Ryan Cash, I'm sorry. I had a gay friend kill himself over some dude who didn't want him...

I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your Biggest Gay Fan! I even watched that hilarious rap that you did for Parappa. I got a room full of home-made posters with your drawings, man. I like the shit you did with LBP, too, that shit was phat!

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to chat, truly yours, your Biggest Gay Fan,

This is Stan.


-This is part of a response he gave to some other question.
"Although I do hate Communism; they are of wrong opinions and are considerably mean."

 

[Pikonic]

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I used this in a what if before, it's still my favorite. Apologies for recycling a response.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_25#This_is_perhaps_the_worst_advice_Chris_has_ever_given

In Mailbag 25, a fan asked his advice on his cheating girlfriend.

Dear Chris,
I just caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now, I've heard that you're supposed to stay with your first girlfriend because no one else will take her place, but I'm in a bit of a dilemma. What would you do, Christian, if your true and honest sweetheart ever went after another man behind your back?
Sincerely, eddie.

The response

I would talk with her; tell her how you feel about her doing those things with this other dude, but DO NOT voice threat or anger; Maintain a CALM Voice Tone. Then Listen and Comprehend fully on her side of the story without suspicion. Ask her not to do those things with that guy, or come to a compromise; she did that dude, so you could do one of her friends or family with her full knowledge and consent of the act; in that case, she would see from her point of view how you felt when she went out and did that dude.

No comment.

 

[LM 697]

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Probably the whole Mike Jackson story.

 

[butt in trouble]

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Probably the whole Mike Jackson story.

"I am sorry"-Chris the master of tender empathy.

 

[Henry Bemis]

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The silver lining of his response about Don't Ask, Don't Tell: that's the most honest he's been in ages.

 

[Himawari]

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From Mailbag 23.

Hello, Christian.
My name is Maria and I am a teacher at the Cantrona County High School in New Mexico. I'm writing you because two of our students are in the hospital after a terrible car accident. They love your comic book and are always talking about Sonichu. When you put up a new page, they print it out and bring it to class for everyone to share. Their names are Dylan and Erick, they're both high-functioning autistic children. I'm writing this in hopes that you'll put a little "shout-out" to them in your next comic. Maybe a little sketch with a drawing of them and Sonichu giving his support? I would love to bring that page to them.
I enclosed a picture of them in case you want to help with this. I know you're a family-man and you understand how much this could mean to them. Imagine if one of the sonic artists drew you a picture when you were a kid, that would be much how they feel!
Thank you in advance, Maria Redboomer

I have recently gave a shout-out to them both in a video on my YouTube. I hope they are doing better. Thank you for letting me know so I can show my support for their benefit. --ChrisChanSonichu 01:56, 29 December 2009 (CET)

 

[Bridechu]

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"Do you listen to any music while you're working?" "Yes."

A lot of the one word answers crack me up. I thought Chris was so self-centered that he'd love talking about himself and his "process", but I guess extreme laziness always wins out with him.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

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From: Tubular Monkey
Dear Christian,
If a Sonichu dies, do they perform an autopsy? I'm curious about whether the Sonichus are treated like human beings after death. I know their bodies are different from ours. I guess what I'm asking is, would arsenic show up in the toxicology work after the Sonichu autopsy? Would the arsenic just get metabolized and become untraceable? If the arsenic IS metabolized, how long does that process take? There's just so much about Sonichu physiology that I don't know!
Sorry for all of the questions. I just have one more. What is Sonichu's favorite drink?
Thanks!
Your devoted fan, TM

No Autopsy would be performed; there is NO Arsenic in my Electric-Hedgehogs Whatsoever. He likes sweet tea.

 

[Bgheff]

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"Do you listen to any music while you're working?" "Yes."

A lot of the one word answers crack me up. I thought Chris was so self-centered that he'd love talking about himself and his "process", but I guess extreme laziness always wins out with him.

I figured that was just the 'tism. He isn't inferring from the question that he should expand and list what kind of music he listens to.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

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Q: What are the 5 worst movies you have ever seen (Chris changes "seen" to "heard") of and would never ever watch in your entire life?
A: Brokeback Mountain, Borat, Bruno, Crying Game, Krull.
Q: What are the 5 best movies you have ever seen?
A: Mary Poppins, All Transformers Movies, Both Ghostbuster Movies, All Saw Movies, The 40-Year Old Virgin.
Q: What are the 5 best TV shows you have ever seen?
A: Transformers (ALL Seasons and Sets), Sonic the Hedgehog (All Shows), Pok'emon (All Seasons), Mythbusters, Filmation's Ghostbusters (Little Care for "The Real Ghostbusters"; Jake, Eddie and Tracy WERE THE ORIGINAL REAL GHOSTBUSTERS).

God damn do I hate this reply. Adding the seen to heard bugs me to no end. It's a simple question that was far from offensive and yet he had to change it to get out some homo/transphobia nonsense. Then he adds Krull which is just weird. A random 80's sci-fi/fantasy movie. Also his favorites list is ridiculous because he lists a whole series of movies that would end at the 1st Ghostbuster movie. Ignoring the general shittiness of the Transformers and Saw series.
/movie rant

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

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40 Year Old Virgin to Chris is what Disney movies are to little girls.

I suggest y'all you don't know about sex or are confused by shecameforcwc.jpg watch it to understand better ok.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

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Then he adds Krull which is just weird.

It prominently features a shirtless man, so Chris sees it as an attack on his straightness.

 

[JULAY]

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The best one was his response to my mailbag question:

From: marmitist@gmail.com

I've been reading Sonichu for a few months now, and I wanted to tell you how much I like it. Keep up the good work! Anyway, I just watched Rain Man for the first time. Have you ever seen it? It's really good. It's about an Autistic man who has amazing abilities with counting and all sorts of math. I was wondering if you, as a High-Functioning Autistic Adult had any special or extraordinary abilities like Rain Man did, either with numbers or other things.

If you do, what kind of special abilities do you have? I've read that nearly all Autistics have some kind of amazing talents, and I'd really like to know what yours are.

Take Care,

Kim Peek

To which Chris says:

I have seen Rain Man. Like him, I do have my own special abilities of my own, yet I'd have to list them to let you know, and that will take a while. But UNLIKE that guy, I have not randomly screamed like that for Decades, and I am more sociable and intelligent than how he was portrayed.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

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Then he adds Krull which is just weird.

It prominently features a shirtless man, so Chris sees it as an attack on his straightness.

That is so retarded yet makes so much sense.

 

[Marvin]

Re: "Your thoughts have been inputed"-OPL's best mailbag rep

When the CWCipedia Mailbag was still active Chris offered some hilarious, gross, delusional and downright creepy answers to the questions he was asked. What are some of your favorites?

One of mine would have to be Chris' response when someone sent him pictures of a girl who turned out to be a tranny in mailbag 25. Notice how he still feels the need to hit on "her" anyway...

OH MY GOD!!! UGH!!! ARE YOU REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE?! I'm sorry, but that naughty picture just really shocked me and made me want to throw up. *deep breath* You do have a pretty face, but what happened just now is just like the movie, "The Crying Game", or the Thanksgiving episode of "The Cleveland Show".

*deep breath*

Oh, I loved Chris' mailbag interactions with Bailey Jay. They were hilarious.

 

[Asperchu_Super_Fan]

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Hello again Chris,
To answer your question, a wife beater is a nickname of a sleeveless shirt worn by athletes. I thought someone that was as pumped up as you would know such a thing. But I have a new question for you, what is your favorite sport? Mine is wrestling. I have attached a new drawing of you and Asperchu in a friendly match of wrestling.
Take care, Billy Herrington

Here's the picture:
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_52 ... _on_sports

To which Chris replies "Basketball."