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There's a video on the CWCiki of Chris eating some fast food with Barb, and it seems like such a fascinatingly strange video because of the disjointed nature of the conversation that they had. What's the deal behind this video? Do we know anything else about it? Why does it abruptly begin and end?
 

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BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
Chris was trying to prove to someone that Barb didn't control him. He failed.
If it had been the prove that every modern photo or video of Barb either features her touching a pile of trash (actual garbage, not Barb herself), holding a Q-sand, or her near an extra-large soft drink - mission accomplished!
 

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That video creeped me right out the first time I saw it. I nearly choked on my Q-sand.

That video just shows that Chris is the master of casual conversation.
 

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Sonichoo said:
There's a video on the CWCiki of Chris eating some fast food with Barb, and it seems like such a fascinatingly strange video because of the disjointed nature of the conversation that they had. What's the deal behind this video? Do we know anything else about it? Why does it abruptly begin and end?

That would be this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aUG3rVfilH4

Check out some of the comments for bonus lulz.

What I find creepy about the above is Chris's tone of voice. Chris is talking to his mother as if she were one of his 'heartsweets'.

Compare the above video to this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya6IvA7WUmg

The second video IS quite a bit creepier, but you'll see the similarities.
 

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BatmanVSTonyDanza said:
Chris was trying to prove to someone that Barb didn't control him. He failed.
Yeah, this. The freebird quote was supposed to be a corny statement of defiance. But Chris folded to Barb. Which was pretty funny, I think.
 

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Why make conversation when there's McDs to eat?
 

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You see in that short video how Barb looks at Chris. He's a five year old to her, and has to be hushed when he gets over excited. Blame it on the autism or whatever, but Chris seems unable to pick up on her condescension.
 

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Yeah, that video makes it very obvious that Barb ignores everything that comes out of Chris's mouth. Not that this should be surprising, since she's been subjected to his random-access autism for the past greater than 30 years.
 

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Even though you can't see much of Chris in the video it does a really good job of demonstrating just how awkward Chris is, even with his own mother, both in terms of body language and trying to hold a conversation.
 

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Hasharin said:
Thetan said:
Chris is talking to his mother as if she were one of his 'heartsweets'.
What if it's the reverse and Chris talks to sweethearts as if they were his mother? :?

That would require a lot of token lip service to paying attention ("hmm yeah"), a lot of trying to dodge the issue, and a big heaping spoonful of passive-aggressiveness.

So basically, there is no reverse; he talks to Mom and girls in the same way.
 

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Zim said:
That video creeped me right out the first time I saw it. I nearly choked on my Q-sand.

That video just shows that Chris is the master of casual conversation.

My brain still burns from "q-sand". Where does he get the letter "q" from chicken?? Afghg. I know barb had a quarter of a chicken sandwich--but still, no need to call it "q-sand".
 

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sparklemilhouse said:
Zim said:
That video creeped me right out the first time I saw it. I nearly choked on my Q-sand.

That video just shows that Chris is the master of casual conversation.

My brain still burns from "q-sand". Where does he get the letter "q" from chicken?? Afghg.
q comes from quarter. It's a quarter of a sandwich.
 

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the thing that really grinds my gears about q-sand is that it's not something that happens normally. How often does one have a quarter of a sandwich sitting around? Usually when I or others make a sandwich, we eat it in one sitting. The only leftover sandwich I would have is from Subway and I eat half of it since it's so big and I save the other half for later that day. These McD's hamburgers are not that big and an average adult can easily eat several in one sitting (if they're hungry enough) and I can't imagine that a cold (or lukewarm) q-sand would be appealing. Hell, if it really was only a quarter of a hamburger, Barb could have easily finished it in the car or outside instead of giving that restaurant owner/manager a hard time. How often does she carry around a q-sand?
 
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