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Pina Colada

To the moon and back!
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Back in high school, some classmates and I were discussing a possible weekend trip to southern New Jersey after our seinor prom. One of them mentioned Cape May, and a few weird attractions in between. When they were getting a bit carried away, I told him, "you're Wildwood."
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard

ZX Spectrum: where it's always rainbow month
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Walking through a city centre in England, I walked past a group of guys who were obviously giving it the big one at various girls going by. One of them called me a whore - in Croatian. I told him to fuck off - in Croatian. His mates absolutely fell about laughing at him, much to his extreme embarrassment.

Lesson: don't assume no-one understands your (not you're!) language. :lol:
 

Bogs

The good gamer, bad gamer routine
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My ex-girlfriend's best friend accused me of dating a 12 year old once; quick as a flash I said 'She's got bigger tits than you.'
 
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