YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

[Surfin Terf]

OK, what the fuck is this channel?
Just hundreds (possibly thousands) of these videos. The audio is basically random intro songs as far as I can tell. Whenever there's an American holiday he'll release a 4 second long video with some stock photo background. I suspect that the titles are stolen from other tiny channels, but I'm not sure if all of them are. MSTV stands for Marcus Stewart TV (according to some of the earlier videos) who is some basic burger bitch Irish wannabe activist.



He's been doing this for 8 years it looks like, and very rarely it seems to be a "real" video, except even these are unwatchable minute long videos, the only difference is that it's a different video and it doesn't seem to be about shilling MSTV

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

 

[Coelacanth]

So, uh.

You know those really bad clickbait kids channels that use copyrighted characters and crappy animations? I've discovered there's one that uses Ao Oni.

And all of the videos look absolutely fucking cursed.

There's about 400 videos on this channel all of which involve popular characters or Ao Oni. I hope to god it's all a parody because the models this guy uses for his "animations" are terrifying.

 

[Toolbox]

So, uh.

You know those really bad clickbait kids channels that use copyrighted characters and crappy animations? I've discovered there's one that uses Ao Oni.

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And all of the videos look absolutely fucking cursed.

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There's about 400 videos on this channel all of which involve popular characters or Ao Oni. I hope to god it's all a parody because the models this guy uses for his "animations" are terrifying.

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When was the last time this game was even relevant for some jap spastic to make an entire youtube 'animation' channel revolving around it interacting with more famous brands? It got pretty big in Japan years ago but as far as I can tell has had no major media attention in well over half a decade. Oni's starring role was the scary jumpscare monster in a fairly lukewarm RPG maker game that was chock full of stock assets.

 

[Coelacanth]

When was the last time this game was even relevant for some jap spastic to make an entire youtube 'animation' channel revolving around it interacting with more famous brands? It got pretty big in Japan years ago but as far as I can tell has had no major media attention in well over half a decade. Oni's starring role was the scary jumpscare monster in a fairly lukewarm RPG maker game that was chock full of stock assets.

Powerlevel: I'm an Ao Oni sperg and I can tell you that Ao Oni is far from dead in Japan. Its popularity is similar to Undertale or Five Nights at Freddy's with the main demographic being kids and teenagers. The series has a handful of asset-flipped gacha games for smartphones, awful live action movies, light novels and even an activity book for five year olds that just passed a million sales. It doesn't help that an extremely prolific LPer that's comparable to Pewdiepie plays the games on a frequent basis (A lot of the videos on the Ao Oni channel seem to feature him too).

Upon plucking up the courage to view some of these unholy creations I think I'm even more confused. I think the guy running the channel is pretending to be the Oni? Here's a video he did playing a scratchcard game while wearing blue gloves to make it look like the Oni's the one playing instead:

And from the looks of it the people commenting are either following his content ironically, are in on the joke or are genuine fans of what he makes.

EDIT: It gets worse.

This guy has a twitter account. I think he's in Australia??? Maybe??? He's not Japanese but can speak it???

Here's a translated screenshot. Note how he describes his "parodies".

You'd think it's just the official twitter account that advertises his Youtube, but here's the thing - it seems he uses this twitter as his blog too, which's resulted in pictures of things like deer carcasses and dead mouse babies popping up in his tweets.

Spoiler: Spoilering to save your appetite.

For once Youtube actually did something right and demonetized his videos. He wasn't happy about this.

So why were they demonitized? Welllll just look for yourself.

There's lots of gore and more often than not most of the male characters have these weird macho bodies - even the human characters from Ao Oni get this treatment.

Just... what the fuck have I stumbled across? Is this normal in Japan? My brain has probably melted trying to figure this out and I need to go lie down and not think for a little while.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Dis faggot and all of his channel

https://youtu.be/re3NDV1HX6w

 

[Truthboi]

The most autistic rant on Vidya I've ever seen

 

[Coelacanth]

Today I found a witch who'll "hex" (AKA: throw your picture in a box with some fish flesh into a coffin box and coat it in herbs and spices from her spice rack) someone for you if you pay her!

 

[JokahBaybee]

 

[One Haunted Gambler]

Spirited Away is apparently about the evils of Capitalism:

 

[Jewthulhu]

Spirited Away is apparently about the evils of Capitalism:

They're not just a batshit commie, they're a batshit commie who thinks that we can somehow "do away with" work, as if work wasn't a constant throughout human history.

 

[Toolbox]

Spirited Away is apparently about the evils of Capitalism:

Imagine making this video unironically about the work of a studio whom in painstaking detail made some of the best animated stories ever, over many long hours day by day night by night. And one that is based in Japan, a country with a notoriously strict work ethic whose society is pretty stable because of it. Not to mention one of the most conservative countries of the western world whom has never attempted communism in any major fashion. Actually retarded.

 

[Crystal Golem]

So as I am a big fat piece of shit who watches cooking videos all the time I often come across weird cooking channels. Usually however the flavor of weird is just terrible cooking or dirty kitchens.

Introducing Claudia Regalado
Cooking Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0tVWRw4aNoVqXaobA8E_Ig
Vlog Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQa8mIAa_tQRNKUuzxImzDw

Most of the crazy you will find on her Vlog channel as the cooking videos come off as pretty standard fair. Claudia seems to be a complete mess and a consummate oversharer.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

this guy makes DSP and LTG look cool and collected while losing at vidya

the chat roasting him right above his head is really beautiful imo

The most autistic rant on Vidya I've ever seen

gamers are the most oppressed population in all recorded history.

 

[Llama king]

The most autistic rant on Vidya I've ever seen

Speaking of Christians

There are a lot of these types of videos for some reason I haven't seen that many but I'm gonna assume they all come to the same conclusion

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

Amir Footohi / N&A productions is a man who, with a lack of better words, is permanently stuck in the year 2016.

Since his beginnings 4 years ago he continuosly produced "3 AM" videos on his youtube channel, a genre you're probably familiar with if you spent any time on the site. Basically it tricked children into believing ghosts were going to haunt them if they called their favorite videogame characters past their bedtime. But that genre died years ago, right? Surely he would've moved on to other topics by now, right?

Nope.

The now semiviral "Among Us Happy Meal at 3AM" video should be watched in its entirety, because not only is it hilariously absurd, you also have seen basically his entire youtube "career" by that point.

Seriously. Every single video he uploads is the same thing, sometimes even word for word. He dabs in every one of them, he still plays with fidget spinners and he still uses the exact same "like and subscribe" clip in all of his videos. This is most likely because the youtube algorithm forces him to produce the exact same content to keep getting recommended to children, but I can't imagine you would degrade yourself this badly just for "fame" and money. Some people would kill themselves under these circumstances.

Another Among Us video, this one standing out due to a) him superimposing an Among Us imposter gif on the video after "turning into an imposter", and b) him wearing red facepaint during his "transformation" despite the fact he supposedly turned blue. It is not even the only video where he drank the sus potion.

Finally, I have to link to the infamous video he made showing him "calling" Etika at 3AM, just after he committed suicide. He pulled this one down after large backlash, though this archive can still show how little respect he shows towards the dead, just like when he still makes 3AM videos after 5 goddamn years.

His instagram is also notable. He really likes cosplaying as the Joker from Suicide Squad and, as you can see, he fucking wears the "HA HA HA" tattoo with no shame at all.


Youtube [Archive]
Instagram [Archive]
Snapchat [Archive]
amirnima999@gmail.com
(archive.org broke after saving his youtube channel. Looks like even bots can't handle how embarassing this man is)

 

[verygayFrogs]

It’s a fucking dolphin, they don’t know what racism is.
I’d love to get an archive of it but I’m on mobile

 

[Montalbane]

Adam ragusea and his shilling on /ck/

 

[Buzz Killington]

I stumbled across this account whilst reading the Youtube comments. This guy has somewhat of an obsession with Sonic X and Kirby: Right Back At Ya, posting low-res footage of games like Sonic Advance and reposting videos from the official Sonic Youtube page, but what intrigues me is two things:
One, the number of channels this guy has. Like, holy shit, I'm pretty sure these are all him and there's like, 10+ of these.
And two, he has some kind of anesthesia fetish. There are several playlists across multiple channels containing videos of surgeries/operations using anesthesia. Couple that with playlists about Youtube Kids content and you have a recipe for batshit crazy.

Spoiler: behold

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdzO3UUFEf4WiS2CQAHTUSw

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRQmywILtuexIjvxRRtcHLQ

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCUIfvhz0Lj6eHGpbWQ4RLQ

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC29gAjtCE3U5cJXiPsuJVew/featured

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCabeef5n2qnFTRNgo7Be7Pw

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUZ1jPb2CA4hqqgbjpm0VBw

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG3CQGbIsdQDfpPoO2QunwQ

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCU-SKScZzlWHUnPidhBb1-Q

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXyeBqhHpYNh-CKTNPAB5Dg

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwSNHFIvhPpiRIdgJT3KnJA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPqW3Skh1Ryc-4iiBgDlp-w

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTV4tWikY4sHKI4ScmiPTsA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4eFpcOlz3VLH7CBmSjKJuw

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzfnGfwZhGa6myNUoxt9iYA

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtz82iAr7n-z8PBA87HQRJQ

 

[Pablo Escobar]

I don't know why commentary YouTubers have like 4 images of their "original character", and flip between them for the entire video in an attempt to look like animation. It makes me cringe for some reason. It's such a specific thing that only they do, but I can't unsee it anymore.

I might draft a community watch thread to round up all those retards in the "commentary community", if there's any interest. It's such a weirdly incestuous yet simultaneously cannibalistic clique of autists, in that they all suck each other off and cameo in one another's videos, but the moment one of them fucks up or has a bad take, they all tear the new victim apart. It doesn't help that 99% of their content is just ripped from the farms too, so there's no real value to their grift either.