YouTube commenters -

[Toolbox]

Don't know why they even bother having it there if it's functionally useless.

They seemingly quietly disabled it during the whole G+ integration with Youtube fiasco. Not sure why it seems to never be talked about, yet some still bring the Google integration up. Some people think the dislike still has something to do with the priority of how comments are sorted, but they completely gutted the system where comments would be buried when sufficiently disliked.

 

[Shaka Brah]

They seemingly quietly disabled it during the whole G+ integration with Youtube fiasco. Not sure why it seems to never be talked about, yet some still bring the Google integration up. Some people think the dislike still has something to do with the priority of how comments are sorted, but they completely gutted the system where comments would be buried when sufficiently disliked.

Probably because it largely resulted in woke comments and promoted comments being crushed into oblivion.

 

[DungeonMaster]

I have no words.

Is this fucker a marvel villain

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Ah yes, because D-class, which are supposed to be disposable death-row inmates, definitely can be a bunch of genderspecials and trannies,
That, and the "THANXS 4 LIEKS DURR" shit.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Ah yes, because D-class, which are supposed to be disposable death-row inmates, definitely can be a bunch of genderspecials and trannies,

If I was gonna send anyone to touch extradimensional evils it would be them. What else are they good for?

 

[Mexican_Wizard_711]

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Ah yes, because D-class, which are supposed to be disposable death-row inmates, definitely can be a bunch of genderspecials and trannies,
That, and the "THANXS 4 LIEKS DURR" shit.

This is nothing new, there has been several troon writers in the SCP Community. If you find more shit like this, feel to post it in this thread.


Shit, I forgot to include the link to the scp wiki thread

SCP Foundation

EDIT 5/4/12: Procyonlotor and friends banning a guy for criticizing Islam: http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-2232052/teleportingcats Shout-out to @Owen Grady for helping me play detective on this one. For those not in the know, the SCP Foundation was spawned from the creepypasta fandom...

kiwifarms.net

 

[Homemade Car Milk]

Gachatard profile picture comments drive me fucking insane simply because I get annoyed and tired of seeing those budget-chibi-looking abominations lookin all quirky with wolf tails and ears and I want to reach my hands through the screen to snap their fucking necks if I see one more comment that has 'UWU' 'Cookies' or 'QUEEEEEEEN'.

Actually, anyone who says QUEEEEEN as some kind of compliment should delete it before they post it or off themselves immediately if they post their comment.

 

[Pissmaster]

The Offspring's most recent single (from 5 years ago), Coming For You, has a strange lyric. It sounds like "Donkey Kong", but it doesn't make sense within the context of the song.

Just so you know, the lyric actually is "Donkey Kong", and was an in-joke on a misheard lyric from another song. TheGstr33t here, however, hears "don't get caught":

But our boy, Matthew Salkeld, is here to correct the record, personally, for everyone who thought otherwise. However, macho alpha chad TheGstr33t isn't gonna take it, and fires back with his own version of the Navy Seal Copypasta:

So, please, whatever you do, do not let YouTube user TheGstr33t know how long you have been a fan of The Offspring. Thank you.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Don't know why they even bother having it there if it's functionally useless.

To make people think that they have a choice between "agree" and "disagree" and by doing that they don't hurt someones precious fee fee's .
Otherwise with just "agree" it would look to obvious like a CCP party meeting.
Also noteworthy, the dislike buttons at STEAM user reviews also don't work and those of Disqus also don't work.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

fucking transmania, being a tranny has nothing to do with that cringy shit

oh dear fucking god you're going to be regretting more than just your anime phase once the ROGD wears off. sorry kid, you're a lost cause.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Is it a double post if they're two days apart? Anyway, on a video about some Irishman deciding his wife was a changeling after falling ill and killing her by accident, of course the euphoric circlejerk couldn't help itself.
FOR 16 REPLIES ABOUT "hurrdurr we so smart and christian specifically be dumb because islam is untouchable and jews rule the world"

eta different post, might really be an intense autist but goddamn it comes off as that tumblr "LOOK HOW AUTISTIC I AM GUIZ! GUIZ I"M TOTALLY AUTISTIC!"

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

this was on a video about a video game character. I’m not telling who it though. You’re better off guessing.

 

[Joe Swanson]

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this was on a video about a video game character. I’m not telling who it though. You’re better off guessing.

I'd have to hazard a guess and say it's Palutena, I know there are some mommy fetish weirdos obsessed with her

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

I'd have to hazard a guess and say it's Palutena, I know there are some mommy fetish weirdos obsessed with her

Actually, the answer is......

Spoiler

I don’t know why this kid has such crazy fans

 

[Joe Swanson]

Actually, the answer is......

Spoiler

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I don’t know why this kid has such crazy fans

huh, well simple, he's a trap

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

huh, well simple, he's a trap

Trap fans will always be degenerates, no matter the character

 

[GenociderSyo]

Theres a new level of autism on youtube in respect to musicals. They seem to think that if you call it "slime tutorial" youtube magically doesn't know a bootleg exists. The commenters take it even further to write their entire comments in terms of slime.

This is all just from ONE video:

 

[Pissmaster]

Anyone else notice that comment censorship has gone through the roof? More than once, I’ve left a comment, everything seemed to work, and then I’ll refresh after a few minutes, and it’ll be gone. Trying to edit the post and repost it hasn’t really worked out, either.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Anyone else notice that comment censorship has gone through the roof? More than once, I’ve left a comment, everything seemed to work, and then I’ll refresh after a few minutes, and it’ll be gone. Trying to edit the post and repost it hasn’t really worked out, either.

Yep, pretty much all no-no words are censored nowadays

 

[Pissmaster]

Yep, pretty much all no-no words are censored nowadays

Even stuff without any kind of no no words seems to get nailed. I figure every comment is run through an AI that detects snark.

Sure as shit hasn’t stopped spam comments that just copy older popular ones.