Infected YouTube Poop World & YouChew - Came into existence as a shitty 4chan-wannabe knockoff; Left this world a shitty ResetEra-wannabe knockoff

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The Jumping Dwarf

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In 2001, some dork by the name of Max Goldberg farted out a site named YTMND, an abbreviation of "You're The Man Now Dog." Sentence mixing, stuttering, ear rape and other assortments of wacky zany video remixes were pioneered in YTMND and soon found their way to Newgrounds and other similar sites in the early-2000s, and thus the ethnogenesis of YouTube Poop was born. Youtube itself eventually came, and the videos spread like fungi, and for the following years YouTube and other video hosting places was filled with characters from cheap cartoons and video games screaming about dinner or graphically verbalizing their desire for genitalia. Whether you loved or hated YouTube Poop, everybody agreed that they were little more than purposefully pointless, silly little videos, not to be taken seriously.

Or so we thought. Then came YouChew.

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YouChew was conceived as a forum for the YTP community. It's full of the kind of spergs that would want a forum for the YTP community. Their members meticulously analyze every video source, editing technique, and video editing program for optimal poop making. Poops are no longer the goofy videos quickly slapped together for fun they were conceived as, they are a serious subject and must be held to a high standard of quality. In-depth, detailed discussion about where exactly to put Robotnik saying "PINGAS" in your video to achieve the perfect effect is common in YouChew.

One of the most heated arguments in the YouChew community is what exactly constitutes "unfunny" poops, which are referred to by buzzwords such as "AIDS" or "spadinner". The subject frequently results in flamewars and pages upon pages of textwalls. Here's just one example, starting with this page and a few more examples here, here, here and here. Don't miss the Chewiki article on the War on AIDS.

Do also take note of their Collaborations section, in where YouChewers get together to make poops that follow a common theme. The rules for entering a collab are set by the thread creator, and since many are little kids and/or autists, this easily becomes stupid. One particular Angry Birds-themed collab devolved so horribly into spam and shitflinging that the whole thread was nuked and restarted... Only for it to quickly resume.

However, if these people were just some speds taking stupid shit way too seriously, they probably wouldn't deserve a thread. The reason I'm making this thread is because the community is a ticking drama-bomb. They can't seem to go a few months without imploding in some way.

Most of these stories have been helpfully "fed" to me by @RepQuest , an escapee of the community who presumably witnessed all this in first person. Thanks, Rep!

  • YouChew has a "Stuff you Drew" thread, which is about, well, stuff drawn by people. Most people there posted art that was good or at least passable. And then suddenly, out of fucking nowhere a guy named kinghomer45 posts this, snagging the first post of the 200th page in the process. Idiocy ensued when the other users started to make fun of him for obvious reasons, and he decided to post a link to his porn drawings featuring Fairly OddParents OCs. It all ended with kinghomer screaming at mod NegroTed (whom he called "NergoTed") to "BAN ME FAGGOT!" in a @Connor Bible-tastic way. This video sums it up. They even made a thread about kinghomer, but it was locked because it became retarded.
    [*]In early 2011, a guy going by Oz aided YouChew financially when it was going through a crisis. As a form of gratitude, he was made staff, and he spent most of his time hanging around young people like some pedofork and playing annoying pranks on other users. Eventually he was banned. He took revenge by hacking the website and almost destroying the entire community. In short, he obtained the passwords of several YouChew members' accounts by adding keyloggers to the database, and used this to impersonate Dopply, the admin. He manipulated them into thinking another, completely innocent user was planning an attack on the site, which ended with everyone turning against everyone else. Read the whole thing here: http://youchew.net/wiki/index.php?title=Eric_Osborne. The site was down for months due to all this and they had to use a backup from February to restore it.
    [*]Back in 2013, a wave of clueless newbies joined the website. They could not take criticism and chimped out constantly, and kept falling for troll bait. The oldfags dubbed them the "Junior High Generation" and decided to deal with them by whining and raging constantly. Most of them were kids, but the "leader", a Happy Tree Friends sperg named SarevolNahatnhoJ (literally his powerword backwards), was 19. Witness a bumblasted video he made about a ween. Naturally, according to one of his underage friends, Sarevol later turned out to be a pedo.
    [*]One of the most popular users is a hick from Louisiana known as Stuart K. Reilly. He got popular by making a series of videos called "YouTube Poop News", because YTP evidently needs news. They feature him insulting small children and generally raging about stuff he doesn't like about the community. At one point he got a case of autist's remorse and deleted many of his videos, but he still has the same dickly attitude as always. Nowadays he spends most of the time complaining about how YTP is dying and everything is terrible. He's also a furfag who is creepily obsessed with the main character of an ancient webcomic called "Sabrina Online", and his fursona looks like Ben fucking Garrison. It's as cringy as it sounds.
    [*]dew, a staff member in charge of website design decisions, regularly cries about how horrible his life is and threatens suicide in the forum's chat, while refusing any serious attempt to help him. There are chatlogs (the password is "YouChewisterrible"). The logs in question are from 2014, but apparently he has these kind of meltdowns every few months. Naturally, he's a tranny. According to Rep, chat in general is a drama bomb, but it's not accessible to guests.
    [*]Users TheDumbening and Pimpsahoy regularly hacked the site up until the Oz "crisis" took place.
    [*]The latest big shitstorm took place a few months ago, in October last year. Longtime moderator NegroTed, the one from before, decided to resign and quit the site for "personal reasons". The exact reason was revealed soon enough: Apparently, Ted had a long-standing feud with another former moderator, DoctorOktorok, more known simply as Rokto, who had himself been banned earlier for harassing users offsite and abusing his mod powers. It all reached a peak when Rokto sent Ted a scathing e-mail making fun of him for having a child out of wedlock, calling him a terrible father and saying he "should have worn a condom", to which Ted responded by telling him to kill himself. The whole debacle ended with Rokto releasing Ted's personal e-mail for others to harass him. The aftermath of the whole thing can be found here (do note "SmokeEmNTokeEmJones" is a Rokto sockpuppet). Naturally, with Ted gone, YouChew users mostly used the thread to whine about how much of a mean and awful mod he was, and to chide him for his "ableism" for telling autist jokes. If they find this place they might have a heart attack.
    [*]Bonus: Idiots celebrating InLivingTuna's ban due to guilt-by-association with Hoipendaddy.
And keep in mind, these are just a few chosen cases, there's much more where that came from. All over YouTube fucking Poop.

Needless to say, Luigi need not worry anymore whether the Princess makes lotsa spaghetti or not, because these people already produce quite a lot.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy

Domo Arigato
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You know, seeing this topic gets me reminiscing about the time when I tried to make a few YTPs of my own (This was well before the Farms, around 2009 or thereabouts). Including a Spadinner poop done up like a sketch show. Looking back now, I can't really see what possessed me into making those to begin with. And I guess I'm glad I got off when I did.

That being said, there is at least one thing I like about YouChew (aside from the endless drama over something as stupid as YouTube Poops, that is), and it's this.
 

RepQuest

Unfunny
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Thank you so much, @The Jumping Dwarf. You're a godsend.

I honestly don't know why Rokto was banned, but I think it was because of his actions toward Ted, not because of any prior harassment. Rokto, Radock, and their cronies used to harass and raid people offsite, which is a bannable offense, and Rokto received no punishment. Ask Malkmusian/Liebermintz. He says that they raided his last.fm page and got away with it.
 

vertexwindi

That's for employing me for eight years!
True & Honest Fan
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Oh goody, I left that place.

I got tired of all the horseshit. One member once tried arguing that you don't need gender dysphoria to be transgender (as in, you don't need to have a mismatch between your sex and gender to be someone who wants to be the opposite gender. what.), some people actually sourced dailyfeminism for their arguments, and all the bullshit surrounding Ted's "ableism"... yeah after a certain point I said fuck this, why do I even bother coming.
 

COLEGAY TOOTHPISS

True & Honest Fan
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Thank you so much, @The Jumping Dwarf. You're a godsend.

I honestly don't know why Rokto was banned, but I think it was because of his actions toward Ted, not because of any prior harassment. Rokto, Radock, and their cronies used to harass and raid people offsite, which is a bannable offense, and Rokto received no punishment. Ask Malkmusian/Liebermintz. He says that they raided his last.fm page and got away with it.

That's a name I haven't heard it in a long time. He and his little "friend" group really come off as pretentious fucktards. One of my friends who was a fan of his videos sent him a couple of Radock-esque asks on his tumblr blog. In response to this Radock went on a rant about people copying his style. I wish I still had it, but Radock deletes his accounts all the time.
 

Jewelsmakerguy

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Going through the Drama Highlights, I'm glad that the only name I recognize out of the lot is Stuart K. Reilly... and that's only because he's been briefly referenced in a cs188 video.
I've seen some of Stu's videos before, he sounds like A-Log with a hick accent, and acts like a more aggressive version of him too.

Also, remember the term "Squidward Torture Porn?", the one that got Mr. Enter in a shitfest with MoBrosStudio? That came from the YTP community. Even more reason to hate them, I guess.
 

vertexwindi

That's for employing me for eight years!
True & Honest Fan
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Also, remember the term "Squidward Torture Porn?", the one that got Mr. Enter in a shitfest with MoBrosStudio? That came from the YTP community. Even more reason to hate them, I guess.
Some of those people can get very passionate about their children's cartoons. Just read the Spongebob thread some time. Or don't, really.
 

Jewelsmakerguy

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Some of those people can get very passionate about their children's cartoons. Just read the Spongebob thread some time. Or don't, really.
I won't but I get an idea of what you're talking about. Also Stu's "News program" is pretty hypocritical when his poops do a lot of the things he calls the community out on. Dude sounds like that old man at the end of the street that everyone considers crazy and tries to ignore.
 

RepQuest

Unfunny
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Dude sounds like that old man at the end of the street that everyone considers crazy and tries to ignore.
Except he's practically worshiped by YouChew and a lot of other poopers in a lot of cases. As was mentioned before, he deleted a bunch of his videos in about 2014 or so because a bunch of kids took everything he said as gospel after he had renounced those views and shat on other people's work constantly because of it. Of course, his solution didn't go as planned, as the people who were doing it had already seen those videos, so it would've been useless. He ended up only deleting some of them, and while his views on what constitutes good YTP may be a bit broader than before, his harsh attitude remains the same. Personally, I thought that his videos actually had some good advice for both seasoned and new pooopers, but not as the final word on the subject.
 

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