Incredible Crisis
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SuperYoshi always came across as conceited to me.
Infected YouTube Poop World & YouChew - Came into existence as a shitty 4chan-wannabe knockoff; Left this world a shitty ResetEra-wannabe knockoff
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SuperYoshi always came across as conceited to me.
Simple- You have to be a mega virgin who can't even comprehend that he has a penis.
SymphoDome
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lmao, imagine being as eager as you guys to ruin other people's good time
I wonder how many of the people who regularly post in this thread are resentful ex-YouChewers. Like, is it 98% or only 95%? I hope one day you will all stop being too insecure and/or stupid to do a bit of self-reflection and try to improve your horrible personalities so you can finally let go of this silly lust for revenge against the people you got rejected by.
I wonder how many of the people who regularly post in this thread are resentful ex-YouChewers. Like, is it 98% or only 95%? I hope one day you will all stop being too insecure and/or stupid to do a bit of self-reflection and try to improve your horrible personalities so you can finally let go of this silly lust for revenge against the people you got rejected by.
oh man you sure showed us, we're such horrible people for... screencapping dumb posts and laughing at them. anything but that. oh no.
Rokto
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YouChew is characterized by degeneracy and depravity pushed to the last extreme in a desperate attempt to fill the vacuum of its own nihilistic self-indulgence. If you past two posts (lol) are of any indication, it would be no exaggeration to affirm that's exactly what you meant by "good time".
I don't think any of us in here is resentful in the slightest. Sure, I could go into more detail about SuperYoshi's sordid history, but I feel the screencap speaks for itself. This is something a pre-teen does, not a guy nearing his 30s. "Oh, I'm so depressed, I'm so sick and edgy." Anyone who isn't familiar in the slightest with YC would still feel embarrassed just reading that shit. Second-hand embarrassment. I honestly wish he could seek professional help, but he already made up his mind that he'd rather be an auto-destructive individual many years ago and he's beyond salvation.
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Hey Isabelle. You shouldn't be skipping school to shitpost on Kiwi Farms.
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lol he lives in Cali, they probably let people whose feelings are hurt on the internet stay home
SymphoDome
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nah, it's just that it makes me sad to see all of you unhealthily obsess over the people whom you just can't let go of and whom you so desperately want to believe to be more pathetic than you. Really makes me hope that none of you have girlfriends.
You're kinda just making it worse for yourself man. I was gonna say you're too old to be ranting incoherently about depravity and degeneracy but you're actually way too young, unless you really are an 80-year old Jehovah's witness.
Why don't you just drop this silly act and go back to being an outspoken feminist music nerd? Sure, your sarcastic attitude, abuse of staff powers and the times you stalked and bullied other forum users were all really shitty but I still think I liked you marginally better back then.
Hey, what is your opinion on Wayne Newton?
What if I was gay? For a YouChewer you sure are oppressing.
hell yeah you tell em
Rokto
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You're.........really slow, you know that right????
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Pea Tear Gifford
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You wouldn't have had to read very deep into the thread to find out that that isn't really Rokto.
randomytper0001
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Hey. so I'm a guy who has been a small part of youchewpoop for around seven years or so. I never posted much and i generally just hung out around the poop sections of the forum, joining collabs and tennis and stuff. Anyways as I grew up and kept lurking the rest of the forum, I started noticing how bad the forum in general was. over the last several years, I sporadically visit the forum on and off and just observe things.
Anyways I also visit this thread now and again. I managed to track down Jim Paladin's discord and added him, and a while ago I shot the shit with him concerning youchew and some of its members. I know jim has been brought up a few times here and I thought you guys might find what he had to say interesting or whatever. This is all badly copypasted directly from discord with minimal editing, sorry for poor readability. I label specific parts so you can see what jim has to say on certain users and stuff.
If you like it I had more I could post sometime, he said some more shit about youchew in general and a few other users that i didn't get around to copypasting in. Jim does not know I'm posting this but I don't think he cares either.
edit: This is kind of tl;dr, didn't realize it was so long until I compiled it all. Will remove if it's too long, apologies.
Edit again: okay I'm a huge dumbfuck, I didn't see this forum has spoiler tags. thank u conrad slater
Jim on Whelt
Jim on Dark Fox
jim’s thoughts on random users i asked him about/got brought up
maq
jim tells me about the first time he was banned from youchew
what jim thinks about youchew in general
Anyways I also visit this thread now and again. I managed to track down Jim Paladin's discord and added him, and a while ago I shot the shit with him concerning youchew and some of its members. I know jim has been brought up a few times here and I thought you guys might find what he had to say interesting or whatever. This is all badly copypasted directly from discord with minimal editing, sorry for poor readability. I label specific parts so you can see what jim has to say on certain users and stuff.
If you like it I had more I could post sometime, he said some more shit about youchew in general and a few other users that i didn't get around to copypasting in. Jim does not know I'm posting this but I don't think he cares either.
edit: This is kind of tl;dr, didn't realize it was so long until I compiled it all. Will remove if it's too long, apologies.
Edit again: okay I'm a huge dumbfuck, I didn't see this forum has spoiler tags. thank u conrad slater
Jim on waymu
Waymu is just kind of your typical
like
He’s just a low-tier hipster
He’s the kind of tool who tries acting all aloof and dry, he’s responded to me and others with “calm down” or “take a breath” or whatever, as if he’s very proud of himself for being Generic Aloof Retard #7475373474 on an internet forum
like yeah waymu nooooo one else in the history of ever has put on that character before
i asked jim to explain waymu being a hipster
Well fucking like
okay so
he’s the kind of dickhead who will obsess over some random thing he thinks is obscure/off-beat enough to make him look cool
like LOL LOOK GUYS I PUT COLIN MOCHRIE JASON ALEXANDER ON MY CHRISTMAS TREE XDDD LESS THAN JAKE
or like he’ll talk about going to some shitty local musical performance that no one else on the forum would know about, but he talks about it as if they would
which is like a very hipster thing, it’s not enough for him to say “Went to see this cool local band I’m a fan of it was cool” he’ll say it like “yeah went to see <insert some shitty hyper obscure band no one knows or gives a fuck about>”
he also values himself as an ‘untouchable’ since if you were to ever say something like “waymu you are a stupid faggot and we dont care about your dumb would-be hipster shit” he’d just be like “k take a breath lmao” when in reality he’s a giant pussy and is probably aware he’s an unlikable dick
but there’s not much to really comment on waymu, he’s not extraordinary in any way, he’s just your normal hipster asshole with who masks low self esteem by being a complete douchebag
Waymu is just kind of your typical
like
He’s just a low-tier hipster
He’s the kind of tool who tries acting all aloof and dry, he’s responded to me and others with “calm down” or “take a breath” or whatever, as if he’s very proud of himself for being Generic Aloof Retard #7475373474 on an internet forum
like yeah waymu nooooo one else in the history of ever has put on that character before
i asked jim to explain waymu being a hipster
Well fucking like
okay so
he’s the kind of dickhead who will obsess over some random thing he thinks is obscure/off-beat enough to make him look cool
like LOL LOOK GUYS I PUT COLIN MOCHRIE JASON ALEXANDER ON MY CHRISTMAS TREE XDDD LESS THAN JAKE
or like he’ll talk about going to some shitty local musical performance that no one else on the forum would know about, but he talks about it as if they would
which is like a very hipster thing, it’s not enough for him to say “Went to see this cool local band I’m a fan of it was cool” he’ll say it like “yeah went to see <insert some shitty hyper obscure band no one knows or gives a fuck about>”
he also values himself as an ‘untouchable’ since if you were to ever say something like “waymu you are a stupid faggot and we dont care about your dumb would-be hipster shit” he’d just be like “k take a breath lmao” when in reality he’s a giant pussy and is probably aware he’s an unlikable dick
but there’s not much to really comment on waymu, he’s not extraordinary in any way, he’s just your normal hipster asshole with who masks low self esteem by being a complete douchebag
Jim on Whelt
Whelt is fine
I mean he sometimes we disagree on stuff and whatever and he’s sometimes very liberal-leaning but he’s not a tool about it like a lot of youchew people are
generally he just believes what he thinks is right based on logical morals which is about all you can ask or expect of anyone
I mean he sometimes we disagree on stuff and whatever and he’s sometimes very liberal-leaning but he’s not a tool about it like a lot of youchew people are
generally he just believes what he thinks is right based on logical morals which is about all you can ask or expect of anyone
Jim on Dark Fox
darkfox is a fucking idiot
like waymu is a pussy in the sense he’s an annoying transparent hipster dumbass
darkfox is just your generic internet toughguy dipshit who probably acts a total shy babyfur in real life
scratch ‘probably’, he IS a babyfur irl
like for as generic as waymu is, darkfox takes the fucking cake
like darkfox is such a bitch that even the pope can’t quite rival him
one time i posted this cartoon gif of duck dicks on the forum
and dark fox was like HAHAHA I CAN BAN JIM FOR THIS I THINK
and even the pope was like “that’s all jim did? i dont think that’s ban worthy” or something to that effect
i mean when even the pope is more moderate than you
you know you’re a fucking walking piece of human shit
darkfox has been taken down a few pegs since he tried banning me though, i guess
i sort of ‘called him out’ or whatever or made comments on what a dildo he was acting like here and there
and kind of since then he’s let up on being such an intolerably obnoxious douchebag
he’s the kind of dickless asshole who will make some shitty lame snide remark at someone before locking their thread
then sit there and read his own post several times and reflect on how cool he thinks he is
also he looks like a total bitch in real life so i guess he’s got that going on for him or whatever
like i also recall when my girlfriend was playing overwatch with the youchew kids, darkfox was known for being uncomfortably confrontive towards everyone and would make little remarks at them if they did something he didn’t like
as if you needed yet more validation for what a little bitch he is
nothing cooler than being the dude who makes everyone else uncomfortable with your shitty little toughguy comments over a fucking video game
you bitch
oh yeah also he was like really overwhelmed and proud to be a mod and then admin on youchew
because yes, measure the worth of your life based on your moderator status on a small forum with a tiny active user base (???????)
like waymu is a pussy in the sense he’s an annoying transparent hipster dumbass
darkfox is just your generic internet toughguy dipshit who probably acts a total shy babyfur in real life
scratch ‘probably’, he IS a babyfur irl
like for as generic as waymu is, darkfox takes the fucking cake
like darkfox is such a bitch that even the pope can’t quite rival him
one time i posted this cartoon gif of duck dicks on the forum
and dark fox was like HAHAHA I CAN BAN JIM FOR THIS I THINK
and even the pope was like “that’s all jim did? i dont think that’s ban worthy” or something to that effect
i mean when even the pope is more moderate than you
you know you’re a fucking walking piece of human shit
darkfox has been taken down a few pegs since he tried banning me though, i guess
i sort of ‘called him out’ or whatever or made comments on what a dildo he was acting like here and there
and kind of since then he’s let up on being such an intolerably obnoxious douchebag
he’s the kind of dickless asshole who will make some shitty lame snide remark at someone before locking their thread
then sit there and read his own post several times and reflect on how cool he thinks he is
also he looks like a total bitch in real life so i guess he’s got that going on for him or whatever
like i also recall when my girlfriend was playing overwatch with the youchew kids, darkfox was known for being uncomfortably confrontive towards everyone and would make little remarks at them if they did something he didn’t like
as if you needed yet more validation for what a little bitch he is
nothing cooler than being the dude who makes everyone else uncomfortable with your shitty little toughguy comments over a fucking video game
you bitch
oh yeah also he was like really overwhelmed and proud to be a mod and then admin on youchew
because yes, measure the worth of your life based on your moderator status on a small forum with a tiny active user base (???????)
jim’s thoughts on random users i asked him about/got brought up
kingplatypus
kingplatypus got all mad and pissed off at me once when i criticized the new ducktales cartoon
I was saying it was very flat (because it’s flat) and him/some other manchildren got like irrationally fucking angry towards me
Like all I said was the art was objectively flat and kingplatypus was like NO ITS NOT ITS NOT FLAT U CANT SAY ITS OBJECTIVELY FLAT (he literally never made a real counter argument to this he just insisted it was merely an opinion that the animation was flat) and when I wrote up a post comparing the new ducktales to the old ones, he said some dumb shit like “lol that looks like a john k (ren and stimpy retard) rant” because you know a completely informative essay comparing styles of animation is totally comparable to some deranged john k rant am i right
Then this other time
oh god
So this other time I just said something to the lines of “As someone who has never watched Steven Universe before, it does come off as a show that looks like it’s kind of pandering towards lesbianism. I’ve never watched it or anything so I don’t know if it really is or not, just that I can understand why some people might judge it as being ‘pandering’ or whatever if they’ve never given it a chance”
You know, just this totally innocuous observation about this shitty tv show because some people were bitching about how steven universe gets labeled as ‘lesbian pandering’ or whatever
and of course the dipshits on youchew just freaked the fuck out at me and were trying to explain why i was wrong (wrong about what? an outside observation??)
well kingplaypus in particular starts whining about me and was trying to make these snide comments lampooning me or whatever which I just made him look like a dumbfuck for
he’s just a standard dumbass though i guess, nothing special
typical loser asshole
he always posted japanese/korean/asian women in the beauitful women thread or whatever
and i think he posted a lot of animal crossing/loli porn too
while he himself is a chunky unattractive white guy
yes kingplatypus keep being a total fucking asshole that’ll net you the hot asian girlfriend you covet
kingplatypus got all mad and pissed off at me once when i criticized the new ducktales cartoon
I was saying it was very flat (because it’s flat) and him/some other manchildren got like irrationally fucking angry towards me
Like all I said was the art was objectively flat and kingplatypus was like NO ITS NOT ITS NOT FLAT U CANT SAY ITS OBJECTIVELY FLAT (he literally never made a real counter argument to this he just insisted it was merely an opinion that the animation was flat) and when I wrote up a post comparing the new ducktales to the old ones, he said some dumb shit like “lol that looks like a john k (ren and stimpy retard) rant” because you know a completely informative essay comparing styles of animation is totally comparable to some deranged john k rant am i right
Then this other time
oh god
So this other time I just said something to the lines of “As someone who has never watched Steven Universe before, it does come off as a show that looks like it’s kind of pandering towards lesbianism. I’ve never watched it or anything so I don’t know if it really is or not, just that I can understand why some people might judge it as being ‘pandering’ or whatever if they’ve never given it a chance”
You know, just this totally innocuous observation about this shitty tv show because some people were bitching about how steven universe gets labeled as ‘lesbian pandering’ or whatever
and of course the dipshits on youchew just freaked the fuck out at me and were trying to explain why i was wrong (wrong about what? an outside observation??)
well kingplaypus in particular starts whining about me and was trying to make these snide comments lampooning me or whatever which I just made him look like a dumbfuck for
he’s just a standard dumbass though i guess, nothing special
typical loser asshole
he always posted japanese/korean/asian women in the beauitful women thread or whatever
and i think he posted a lot of animal crossing/loli porn too
while he himself is a chunky unattractive white guy
yes kingplatypus keep being a total fucking asshole that’ll net you the hot asian girlfriend you covet
maq
Maq is fine
He/she/them/whatever is like
id unno
they’re like just sort of passive and fine and don’t really do anything inflammatory or stupid
other than they can be kind of obnoxious because they’re like
Okay so like if Waymu is a dickhead kind of tool/hipster
Maq is like the other side of the spectrum
Where they obsess over one specific thing (south park, danny sexbang, whatever)
just to kind of make it their “Thing” that they wont shut up about
not to try and be a hipster or whatever, just because it’s a cheap way of trying to have some kind of personality
like maq would always ALWAYS be like lol guys heres my drawing of <current obsession> im so annoying i know i should die lolll
like, they can be obnoxious but whatever they’re harmless
kind of like a tumor on your shoulder that’s benign but it also wont shut the fuck up about trey parker or something
gallers
gallers was a huge retard one time he said he fucked niggers and he also liked anally inserting dolphins
the pope
Pope is like
okay I know on kiwifarms and shit
they obsess over who they think is a “lolcow” on youchew ore whatever
and that rokto guy who isn’t rokto i think is always going on with big posts about how youchew is this awful forum and everyone is awful and the worst etc etc etc
i mean youchew is a pretty bad forum but it’s not that bad
at least, it’s hardly worth mentioning or giving attention
but the single most impressively stupid person on youchew is the fucking pope
but the thing about pope is you have to really know him/know about him
He’s not like chris chan or whatever where his insanity is instantly noticeable
So it’s not like you can really go around being all OH MY GOD THE POPE IS A LOLCOW XDD because no one would give a fuck since they don’t feel like going through the effort of really examining him
but he’s like
LITERALLY no one on the forum likes him aside from a couple friends
it’s amazing how many people i’ve talked to from youchew who just outright say “pope is fucking annoying i can’t stand him”, even when they’re one of the people considered to be very nice and passive
or they’re someone who doesn’t commonly make negative comments about other people
I asked jim to tell me more about the pope (i was genuinly curious because i dont rememeber pope that well)
Okay well to understand Pope you have to really examine him closely, so you can really see what a fucked up dick he is
He has this bizarre and passionate hatred towards me and I never understood quite why
Like his hatred is just straight up irrational and strange, I theorize he may have some minor degree of autism or something? I don’t fucking know.
Well anyways, I’ve heard he’s a single child from a mother who is like CEO or CFO or something of Wells Fargo or some shit, so he grew up wealthy and entitled and it’s basically reflected on what a piece of total shit he turned into
Pope’s root issue is that he is INSANELY self-centered and egotistical, but you can tell (if you know him well enough) that deep down he’s very self-hateful and depressive. Instead of seeking help for that or changing himself, however, he just continues being a prick.
Thinking about it, I believe his massive hatred for me started
actually okay no oh my god even before what I was about to say
okay so
On the old, old Conrad Slater version of the forum, Pope would always go on about how much he loved that awful fucking Zatch Bell anime
You might remember Zatch Bell, that shitty kids wb or whatever anime where the dude controlled this little puppet guy using a book or some shit
Well Pope was like an IRRATIONAL loving fan of this series and one time when I made an off-hand comment somewhere that I didn’t like it and thought it was stupid I vaguely recall him getting incredibly angry at me
This was like in 2007-2008
So I think that’s maybe where it started? I just recall being taken aback and confused because all I said was I thought it was a really stupid show and he like attacked me over it and got super, super fucking angry
But anyways jumping ahead a bit, I think it all really started when he introduced the forum to his awful book he tried to write
(tl;dr - jim tells me pope wrote a book called metal paradise that the entire forum panned and criticized, pope rejected all criticism and got on people’s nerves for a long time about it, jim himself flamed pope a bit after everyone got really sick of pope and jim believes this is where pope began to hate him so much)
jim tells us about pope some more
Pope is just a real, genuine manchild. I also heard rumors that he had a restraining order placed against him when he stalked some girl in college? I think fucking like jing or retrojape or one of the old poopfags told me about it who knew pope IRL. I don’t know if it’s true or not but I could certainly believe it. Out of anyone else on youchew, Pope is really the most deranged.
i asked for examples of how bad the pope is
Well like a more recent thing is, Pope made a bunch of very embarrassing posts in the relationship thread. He whined he couldn’t find a girlfriend, he was lonely, he’s never had a girlfriend, etc. But see, the thing is, is he doesn’t admit it may be through any fault of his own. He holds adamant to the excuse that he only can’t find love because he doesn’t take enough initiative or whatever.
He used to post a bunch about how “his life was like a harem anime” (yes he is that big of a retard) and how he’d just re-use this fucking example of how sometime a year or two ago he was at a party and he left and some girl cried because he left (some drunk fucking chick at a party,
pope you’re a fucking lady killer you asshat) and how some girl came onto him but she had kids so he wasnt interested ( pope a single mother who was drunk at a party your life is a real harem anime you fucking faggot)
like he’d bring this party up so many fucking times until i myself basically called him out over it and he hasn’t brought it up since.
(apparently jim’s girlfriend joined the forum for a bit and pope bothered her, this is that story)
Okay so this whole thing went down when my girlfriend was complaining about having nowhere to share her art and stuff (she’s not super internet-savvy so she doesn’t have any interest in places like deviantart and shit) so I just mention to her that she could try this stupid forum I go to because it’s a place people post their art and get advice/feedback sometimes
So she joins YouChew (I told her not to really introduce herself or tell anyone she was my girlfriend or whatever) and posts some art and stuff
Immediately The Pope is upvoting her posts only seconds after she makes them and stuff. Just stupid shit, nothing impressive or anything. But this all changes.
So, my girlfriend posts her steam ID in the “post your steam id” thread
and SECONDS
literally fucking SECONDS
after she posts her steam id
The Pope adds her
The plot thickens.
So Pope immediately begins to bug her and stuff, making small talk with her
This is a very telling experience with pope though because it really expressed what a self-centered fucking retard he is and how selfish he is and how he’s such a fucking AWFUL conversationalist
My girlfriend would just try to politely engage with him and he’d make really boring, one-sided or uninterested conversation whenever it didn’t involve something he was personally interested in
like words can not describe just how awful he is at small talk
He’d also pretty much try forcing whatever he liked on her, and it was just done so hamfistedly and awkwardly like he just expected her to like whatever he liked
I can really, really see how this fucking clown can not find a woman to put up with him
especially when you mix in how desperate he probably comes off to women
so this goes on for awhile, pope bugging her like every day (he’d CONSTANTLY bug her to play overwatch with him, including one time where she was going out to a family barbeque and he just pestered her relentlessly about when she’d be back and how long she’d be gone and if she could play a few matches before she left, etc)
Anyways, one day on youchew, my girlfriend upvoted one of my posts
and holy fuck
Pope messages her on steam and is like “ugh, don’t upvote jim, he’s scum” (his exact words)
now first of all why the fuck would this god damn retard think some random girl he’s trying to court would care at all about some random guy on an internet forum
and why would he think it’s an acceptable idea to immediately dump all this faggy e-drama on this girl
So of course my girlfriend tells him she’s my girlfriend (he kind of forced the cat out of the bag on that one, what a fucking idiot) and pope can’t believe it and all that
Anyways, in order to mess with him, I started playing Overwatch (i fucking hate overwatch but my girlfriend bought it for me and this was a great time to play it) and pope would get all pissy because my girlfriend would leave their party to go play with me when I got on
she’d leave their group and he’d immediately message her with like “I assume you’re playing with Jim?” and stuff
he’s such a dickhead lol
My girlfriend later mentions to Pope that I said the then upcoming live action beauty and the beast movie looked bad
and pope has this incredibly whiny reaction and tells her it’s “not okay” that I said that to her and shit
then he went on some mini-schpeel about how I was going to be abusive towards her and our relationship would be toxic and stuff
All of this based on the fact that he doesn’t like me on a forum?
he is legitimately fucking deranged
Pope is so whiny and defensive of anything he likes
like if you say One Piece is shit it fucking infuriates him
but he feels free to dump openly on anything he thinks is shit, like the Suicide Squad movie
he’s a fucking tool my god
One time when my girlfriend invited me to Pope’s group in order to secretly fool Pope into playing overwatch with me, I said Bastion (some shitty character in overwatch) was that game’s equivalent of the Heavy from TF2 (a shitty, badly balanced easy class) and later someone tells me pope was whining about it in the Youchew Skype chat.
Because “I insulted the heavy, his favorite class in TF2”
Eventually Pope got so fucking obnoxious that my girlfriend just blocked/removed him and this other dumb piece of shit who is pope’s friend
i ask jim more about pope and he tells me some other stories
When all the ‘poop founders’ (like superyoshi and retrojape and others) got these little forum medals for making some of the first youtube poop videos
Pope immediately began bitching and whining about it
Because he felt he deserved one for making the original ‘ninja info cards’ video or some shit
and he literally wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it until someone gave him the medal
it’s like when he was on the forum’s like news staff thing
and they kicked him out for being annoying as fuck and a bad writer
and now it’s an unspoken rule that they’ll never make him any manner of staff person again
He/she/them/whatever is like
id unno
they’re like just sort of passive and fine and don’t really do anything inflammatory or stupid
other than they can be kind of obnoxious because they’re like
Okay so like if Waymu is a dickhead kind of tool/hipster
Maq is like the other side of the spectrum
Where they obsess over one specific thing (south park, danny sexbang, whatever)
just to kind of make it their “Thing” that they wont shut up about
not to try and be a hipster or whatever, just because it’s a cheap way of trying to have some kind of personality
like maq would always ALWAYS be like lol guys heres my drawing of <current obsession> im so annoying i know i should die lolll
like, they can be obnoxious but whatever they’re harmless
kind of like a tumor on your shoulder that’s benign but it also wont shut the fuck up about trey parker or something
gallers
gallers was a huge retard one time he said he fucked niggers and he also liked anally inserting dolphins
the pope
Pope is like
okay I know on kiwifarms and shit
they obsess over who they think is a “lolcow” on youchew ore whatever
and that rokto guy who isn’t rokto i think is always going on with big posts about how youchew is this awful forum and everyone is awful and the worst etc etc etc
i mean youchew is a pretty bad forum but it’s not that bad
at least, it’s hardly worth mentioning or giving attention
but the single most impressively stupid person on youchew is the fucking pope
but the thing about pope is you have to really know him/know about him
He’s not like chris chan or whatever where his insanity is instantly noticeable
So it’s not like you can really go around being all OH MY GOD THE POPE IS A LOLCOW XDD because no one would give a fuck since they don’t feel like going through the effort of really examining him
but he’s like
LITERALLY no one on the forum likes him aside from a couple friends
it’s amazing how many people i’ve talked to from youchew who just outright say “pope is fucking annoying i can’t stand him”, even when they’re one of the people considered to be very nice and passive
or they’re someone who doesn’t commonly make negative comments about other people
I asked jim to tell me more about the pope (i was genuinly curious because i dont rememeber pope that well)
Okay well to understand Pope you have to really examine him closely, so you can really see what a fucked up dick he is
He has this bizarre and passionate hatred towards me and I never understood quite why
Like his hatred is just straight up irrational and strange, I theorize he may have some minor degree of autism or something? I don’t fucking know.
Well anyways, I’ve heard he’s a single child from a mother who is like CEO or CFO or something of Wells Fargo or some shit, so he grew up wealthy and entitled and it’s basically reflected on what a piece of total shit he turned into
Pope’s root issue is that he is INSANELY self-centered and egotistical, but you can tell (if you know him well enough) that deep down he’s very self-hateful and depressive. Instead of seeking help for that or changing himself, however, he just continues being a prick.
Thinking about it, I believe his massive hatred for me started
actually okay no oh my god even before what I was about to say
okay so
On the old, old Conrad Slater version of the forum, Pope would always go on about how much he loved that awful fucking Zatch Bell anime
You might remember Zatch Bell, that shitty kids wb or whatever anime where the dude controlled this little puppet guy using a book or some shit
Well Pope was like an IRRATIONAL loving fan of this series and one time when I made an off-hand comment somewhere that I didn’t like it and thought it was stupid I vaguely recall him getting incredibly angry at me
This was like in 2007-2008
So I think that’s maybe where it started? I just recall being taken aback and confused because all I said was I thought it was a really stupid show and he like attacked me over it and got super, super fucking angry
But anyways jumping ahead a bit, I think it all really started when he introduced the forum to his awful book he tried to write
(tl;dr - jim tells me pope wrote a book called metal paradise that the entire forum panned and criticized, pope rejected all criticism and got on people’s nerves for a long time about it, jim himself flamed pope a bit after everyone got really sick of pope and jim believes this is where pope began to hate him so much)
jim tells us about pope some more
Pope is just a real, genuine manchild. I also heard rumors that he had a restraining order placed against him when he stalked some girl in college? I think fucking like jing or retrojape or one of the old poopfags told me about it who knew pope IRL. I don’t know if it’s true or not but I could certainly believe it. Out of anyone else on youchew, Pope is really the most deranged.
i asked for examples of how bad the pope is
Well like a more recent thing is, Pope made a bunch of very embarrassing posts in the relationship thread. He whined he couldn’t find a girlfriend, he was lonely, he’s never had a girlfriend, etc. But see, the thing is, is he doesn’t admit it may be through any fault of his own. He holds adamant to the excuse that he only can’t find love because he doesn’t take enough initiative or whatever.
He used to post a bunch about how “his life was like a harem anime” (yes he is that big of a retard) and how he’d just re-use this fucking example of how sometime a year or two ago he was at a party and he left and some girl cried because he left (some drunk fucking chick at a party,
pope you’re a fucking lady killer you asshat) and how some girl came onto him but she had kids so he wasnt interested ( pope a single mother who was drunk at a party your life is a real harem anime you fucking faggot)like he’d bring this party up so many fucking times until i myself basically called him out over it and he hasn’t brought it up since.
(apparently jim’s girlfriend joined the forum for a bit and pope bothered her, this is that story)
Okay so this whole thing went down when my girlfriend was complaining about having nowhere to share her art and stuff (she’s not super internet-savvy so she doesn’t have any interest in places like deviantart and shit) so I just mention to her that she could try this stupid forum I go to because it’s a place people post their art and get advice/feedback sometimes
So she joins YouChew (I told her not to really introduce herself or tell anyone she was my girlfriend or whatever) and posts some art and stuff
Immediately The Pope is upvoting her posts only seconds after she makes them and stuff. Just stupid shit, nothing impressive or anything. But this all changes.
So, my girlfriend posts her steam ID in the “post your steam id” thread
and SECONDS
literally fucking SECONDS
after she posts her steam id
The Pope adds her
The plot thickens.
So Pope immediately begins to bug her and stuff, making small talk with her
This is a very telling experience with pope though because it really expressed what a self-centered fucking retard he is and how selfish he is and how he’s such a fucking AWFUL conversationalist
My girlfriend would just try to politely engage with him and he’d make really boring, one-sided or uninterested conversation whenever it didn’t involve something he was personally interested in
like words can not describe just how awful he is at small talk
He’d also pretty much try forcing whatever he liked on her, and it was just done so hamfistedly and awkwardly like he just expected her to like whatever he liked
I can really, really see how this fucking clown can not find a woman to put up with him
especially when you mix in how desperate he probably comes off to women
so this goes on for awhile, pope bugging her like every day (he’d CONSTANTLY bug her to play overwatch with him, including one time where she was going out to a family barbeque and he just pestered her relentlessly about when she’d be back and how long she’d be gone and if she could play a few matches before she left, etc)
Anyways, one day on youchew, my girlfriend upvoted one of my posts
and holy fuck
Pope messages her on steam and is like “ugh, don’t upvote jim, he’s scum” (his exact words)
now first of all why the fuck would this god damn retard think some random girl he’s trying to court would care at all about some random guy on an internet forum
and why would he think it’s an acceptable idea to immediately dump all this faggy e-drama on this girl
So of course my girlfriend tells him she’s my girlfriend (he kind of forced the cat out of the bag on that one, what a fucking idiot) and pope can’t believe it and all that
Anyways, in order to mess with him, I started playing Overwatch (i fucking hate overwatch but my girlfriend bought it for me and this was a great time to play it) and pope would get all pissy because my girlfriend would leave their party to go play with me when I got on
she’d leave their group and he’d immediately message her with like “I assume you’re playing with Jim?” and stuff
he’s such a dickhead lol
My girlfriend later mentions to Pope that I said the then upcoming live action beauty and the beast movie looked bad
and pope has this incredibly whiny reaction and tells her it’s “not okay” that I said that to her and shit
then he went on some mini-schpeel about how I was going to be abusive towards her and our relationship would be toxic and stuff
All of this based on the fact that he doesn’t like me on a forum?
he is legitimately fucking deranged
Pope is so whiny and defensive of anything he likes
like if you say One Piece is shit it fucking infuriates him
but he feels free to dump openly on anything he thinks is shit, like the Suicide Squad movie
he’s a fucking tool my god
One time when my girlfriend invited me to Pope’s group in order to secretly fool Pope into playing overwatch with me, I said Bastion (some shitty character in overwatch) was that game’s equivalent of the Heavy from TF2 (a shitty, badly balanced easy class) and later someone tells me pope was whining about it in the Youchew Skype chat.
Because “I insulted the heavy, his favorite class in TF2”
Eventually Pope got so fucking obnoxious that my girlfriend just blocked/removed him and this other dumb piece of shit who is pope’s friend
i ask jim more about pope and he tells me some other stories
When all the ‘poop founders’ (like superyoshi and retrojape and others) got these little forum medals for making some of the first youtube poop videos
Pope immediately began bitching and whining about it
Because he felt he deserved one for making the original ‘ninja info cards’ video or some shit
and he literally wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it until someone gave him the medal
it’s like when he was on the forum’s like news staff thing
and they kicked him out for being annoying as fuck and a bad writer
and now it’s an unspoken rule that they’ll never make him any manner of staff person again
jim tells me about the first time he was banned from youchew
that was when my then-time girlfriend joined the forum
and we pulled an entirely harmless prank where i pretended to insult her and stuff
completely fucking harmless totally innocent prank
of course the retards on youchew got irrationally angry over it
because they were fooled by a minor prank that hurt no one
of course you had the pope messaging my ex girlfriend this long message about how she’s awesome and she’ll fit in great here and to “ignore jim” and he also called her gorgeous twice (she posted her real picture on her profile or whatever)
then when it was revealed to be a prank pope made some fucking post about how it made him feel “physically ill” to be fooled in such a terrible way
because you know it’s my fault that he made a completely unsolicited and retarded whiteknight message to a girl it’s not HIS fault at all it’s someone else’s am i right
he also refused to refer to her as my girlfriend for years after the event, as if he didn’t want to believe it or something
god he’s a tool
we started talking more about pope
I know even pope’s youchew friends can barely fucking stand him
benenetto or whatever bitches about him all the time to people and once flatout said he didn’t want to play some game pope kept asking him to play just because pope asked him to play it so often
Like pope is the pure definition of self-centered fucking asshole
you truly have no idea unless you know the guy
remember though it’s not his fault he cant find a girlfriend despite his constant attempts to, he does nothing wrong it’s always him being a victim of some circumstance and not his own awkward stupidity and selfishness
also you know for a guy who is downright desperate for a girlfriend he sure is incredibly picky
i know some recent post he made was like “i dont care if a girl has a nice body, if she doesn’t have a nice face i wouldnt touch her with a 10 foot pole”
like hoooooooly fuck pope you insane retard
you literally bitch about being suicidal because you’re so lonely but you have this strict chris chan-esque checklist of things a woman needs to be
not to mention the dumbfuck obsesses over overwatch and one piece women
why would he ever approach my girlfriend when his avatar is some big tit anime girl and he always goes on and on about being obsessed with dva
literally no woman would find that enticing
he is such a piece of shit
i asked him if he thought pope was an incel
No
Pope isn’t an incel
I mean he’s like, almost an incel I guess
He’s got the makings of one
So far he doesn’t blame himself for his own faults, but to his credit he also doesn’t blame the women or other men (YET)
I mean he’s decent enough looking and he holds down a job and his parents have money
so he’s credible enough to at least find SOMEONE to date him
most girls go for a halfway cute guy if he’s also a niceguy
so this either means pope is just that bad at courting women
or he’s transparent enough that girls quickly figure out how annoying, needy and self-focused he is
probably fucking both
If he doesn’t kill himself he’ll probably turn into an incel I guess
he’s fucking whiny enough and holds dumbass grudges so I could see him eventually blaming women or something
it doesn’t help his case that he primarily seems to try finding women over the internet (he adds EVERY FUCKING GIRL HE SEES ON VIDEO GAMES and tries talking to them/playing with them, there’s a funny story where he added some well known thot overwatch player and we all laughed at him for it)
but he primarily finds girls over the internet
but is such an awful and boring conversationalist
and probably can not flirt or talk dirty to save his pathetic useless fucking life
so he’s just this boring dildo no girl wants to talk to
on top of being needy and intrusive and a self-centered bitch
god why do people like pope exist
pope is like the islamic state only a faggot
we got onto the topic of zoc, pope’s friend
zach is almost as big a tool as pope
almost bigger in his own way
he’s your very typical “acts like a passive niceguy” kind of person but he’s a lowkey aggressive asswad
i’ve seen the dumbshit go into conversations on youchew where someone might’ve been arguing with me or disagreed with me or something and he’ll just upvote their post no matter what it’s saying even when it’s something blatantly wrong or even when the post was JUST made so he had no time to actually read it, he just upvoted it
he’s just a stupid fat ugly dickhead who acts like a niceguy and is pope-esque in a way
also he’s kind of creepy i guess
i ask jim how zoc was creepy
This was back when my my girlfriend joined the forum but zach started talking to her too
though in a very normal and passive way, not like pope
just like totally like a friend
well he bothered her with a few boring conversations
but then one day when they were playing overwatch together zach made some off-hand comment about me over voice and it bugged her
like why this dumbfuck thought it’d be a good idea to do that infront of her when he’s supposed to be friends with her i dont kn- oh wait yes i do it’s because zach is also a self-centered retard and an asshole
anyways she told him it bothered her and then he made some really groany ‘apology’ to me over PMs on youchew
so i decided to just say ‘yeah its cool’ or whatever and I wrote him this reply where, in one sentence, i casually mention that me and nettika have spoken about him privately with each other
and out of my entire post that’s the part he immediately clung onto and got pissed over
he was mad that we talked about him behind his back
then he made some bitchy response and said something along the lines of “she’s a very close friend to me!”
which you know
creeped her the fuck out
shortly after she just blocked and removed him
what a pencilcock asshole
he also makes all sorts of posts on youchew all the time about “oh my god i need a girlfriend so bad im so horny” and “unnghhh her thighs oh my god”
i mean at least pope has the decency to outwardly be a shithead
zach is just living in denial
and we pulled an entirely harmless prank where i pretended to insult her and stuff
completely fucking harmless totally innocent prank
of course the retards on youchew got irrationally angry over it
because they were fooled by a minor prank that hurt no one
of course you had the pope messaging my ex girlfriend this long message about how she’s awesome and she’ll fit in great here and to “ignore jim” and he also called her gorgeous twice (she posted her real picture on her profile or whatever)
then when it was revealed to be a prank pope made some fucking post about how it made him feel “physically ill” to be fooled in such a terrible way
because you know it’s my fault that he made a completely unsolicited and retarded whiteknight message to a girl it’s not HIS fault at all it’s someone else’s am i right
he also refused to refer to her as my girlfriend for years after the event, as if he didn’t want to believe it or something
god he’s a tool
we started talking more about pope
I know even pope’s youchew friends can barely fucking stand him
benenetto or whatever bitches about him all the time to people and once flatout said he didn’t want to play some game pope kept asking him to play just because pope asked him to play it so often
Like pope is the pure definition of self-centered fucking asshole
you truly have no idea unless you know the guy
remember though it’s not his fault he cant find a girlfriend despite his constant attempts to, he does nothing wrong it’s always him being a victim of some circumstance and not his own awkward stupidity and selfishness
also you know for a guy who is downright desperate for a girlfriend he sure is incredibly picky
i know some recent post he made was like “i dont care if a girl has a nice body, if she doesn’t have a nice face i wouldnt touch her with a 10 foot pole”
like hoooooooly fuck pope you insane retard
you literally bitch about being suicidal because you’re so lonely but you have this strict chris chan-esque checklist of things a woman needs to be
not to mention the dumbfuck obsesses over overwatch and one piece women
why would he ever approach my girlfriend when his avatar is some big tit anime girl and he always goes on and on about being obsessed with dva
literally no woman would find that enticing
he is such a piece of shit
i asked him if he thought pope was an incel
No
Pope isn’t an incel
I mean he’s like, almost an incel I guess
He’s got the makings of one
So far he doesn’t blame himself for his own faults, but to his credit he also doesn’t blame the women or other men (YET)
I mean he’s decent enough looking and he holds down a job and his parents have money
so he’s credible enough to at least find SOMEONE to date him
most girls go for a halfway cute guy if he’s also a niceguy
so this either means pope is just that bad at courting women
or he’s transparent enough that girls quickly figure out how annoying, needy and self-focused he is
probably fucking both
If he doesn’t kill himself he’ll probably turn into an incel I guess
he’s fucking whiny enough and holds dumbass grudges so I could see him eventually blaming women or something
it doesn’t help his case that he primarily seems to try finding women over the internet (he adds EVERY FUCKING GIRL HE SEES ON VIDEO GAMES and tries talking to them/playing with them, there’s a funny story where he added some well known thot overwatch player and we all laughed at him for it)
but he primarily finds girls over the internet
but is such an awful and boring conversationalist
and probably can not flirt or talk dirty to save his pathetic useless fucking life
so he’s just this boring dildo no girl wants to talk to
on top of being needy and intrusive and a self-centered bitch
god why do people like pope exist
pope is like the islamic state only a faggot
we got onto the topic of zoc, pope’s friend
zach is almost as big a tool as pope
almost bigger in his own way
he’s your very typical “acts like a passive niceguy” kind of person but he’s a lowkey aggressive asswad
i’ve seen the dumbshit go into conversations on youchew where someone might’ve been arguing with me or disagreed with me or something and he’ll just upvote their post no matter what it’s saying even when it’s something blatantly wrong or even when the post was JUST made so he had no time to actually read it, he just upvoted it
he’s just a stupid fat ugly dickhead who acts like a niceguy and is pope-esque in a way
also he’s kind of creepy i guess
i ask jim how zoc was creepy
This was back when my my girlfriend joined the forum but zach started talking to her too
though in a very normal and passive way, not like pope
just like totally like a friend
well he bothered her with a few boring conversations
but then one day when they were playing overwatch together zach made some off-hand comment about me over voice and it bugged her
like why this dumbfuck thought it’d be a good idea to do that infront of her when he’s supposed to be friends with her i dont kn- oh wait yes i do it’s because zach is also a self-centered retard and an asshole
anyways she told him it bothered her and then he made some really groany ‘apology’ to me over PMs on youchew
so i decided to just say ‘yeah its cool’ or whatever and I wrote him this reply where, in one sentence, i casually mention that me and nettika have spoken about him privately with each other
and out of my entire post that’s the part he immediately clung onto and got pissed over
he was mad that we talked about him behind his back
then he made some bitchy response and said something along the lines of “she’s a very close friend to me!”
which you know
creeped her the fuck out
shortly after she just blocked and removed him
what a pencilcock asshole
he also makes all sorts of posts on youchew all the time about “oh my god i need a girlfriend so bad im so horny” and “unnghhh her thighs oh my god”
i mean at least pope has the decency to outwardly be a shithead
zach is just living in denial
what jim thinks about youchew in general
it’s not that youchew is really that bad
it’s barely worth any attention honestly
it has its share of dickless losers and absurd retards of course
and a couple that are outstandingly awful humans
like when i posted about how the forum is turning back into an echochamber
you can take funny note that their responses were all
“IT’S NOT THAT BAD OF AN ECHOCHAMBER” or “THERE ARE WORSE ONES” and not “we’re not actually that much of an echochamber”
i jokingly compared their responses to rape by saying “Oh but I didn’t rape that person THAT much other people raped them more than me” to jokingly illustrate the stupidity of them saying ‘other echochambers are worse’
and resident human shitwad zoc like totally misses the point of it and thinks i’m actually comparing echochambers to rape or something
zoc is such a dick
it’s barely worth any attention honestly
it has its share of dickless losers and absurd retards of course
and a couple that are outstandingly awful humans
like when i posted about how the forum is turning back into an echochamber
you can take funny note that their responses were all
“IT’S NOT THAT BAD OF AN ECHOCHAMBER” or “THERE ARE WORSE ONES” and not “we’re not actually that much of an echochamber”
i jokingly compared their responses to rape by saying “Oh but I didn’t rape that person THAT much other people raped them more than me” to jokingly illustrate the stupidity of them saying ‘other echochambers are worse’
and resident human shitwad zoc like totally misses the point of it and thinks i’m actually comparing echochambers to rape or something
zoc is such a dick
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I remember playing TF2 with the Pope on his server with other Chewfags. He wasn't very well liked by the other players for being a whiner.
I'm more or less with Jim on Whelt. Apart from his loli art hobby thing brought up here I have never had an issue with him. His bias shows in how much stuff he lets slide from certain members but that reflects more on his competence as an admin, not as a person.
Pope, though, Jesus Christ. There could be a whole KF thread dedicated to just his antics.
Pope, though, Jesus Christ. There could be a whole KF thread dedicated to just his antics.
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ahahaha oh god I forgot about this website holy shit.
I'll just say I was banned a long time ago from this site, I'm not going to go into too much detail, but I'm glad somebody realizes how shitty this site is beyond the banned members. Good shit.
I'll just say I was banned a long time ago from this site, I'm not going to go into too much detail, but I'm glad somebody realizes how shitty this site is beyond the banned members. Good shit.
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I was around to see that Ducktales discussion. It's really a bit funny that he's still bringing that up to people, considering it was a very minor disagreement over a kids show. Jim himself can be very weird.
On the subject of The Pope though, you really could fill up a thread on just him. He's very forceful in his interests, insisting that you play a game or watch an anime, so sure that you'd like it just as much as he does. He'd gift you the game and then message you asking "how was ___?" every few minutes. He also gets pointlessly hung up on minor things, like for example British voice acting in Xenoblade. He'd bring up shit like this so often that he was eventually known for hating the British, and somehow couldn't understand why he was known for it.
I also heard a rumor in a group call a year or two ago about his cousin being a pervert, asking users for dick pics. So pretty messed up family.
On the subject of The Pope though, you really could fill up a thread on just him. He's very forceful in his interests, insisting that you play a game or watch an anime, so sure that you'd like it just as much as he does. He'd gift you the game and then message you asking "how was ___?" every few minutes. He also gets pointlessly hung up on minor things, like for example British voice acting in Xenoblade. He'd bring up shit like this so often that he was eventually known for hating the British, and somehow couldn't understand why he was known for it.
I also heard a rumor in a group call a year or two ago about his cousin being a pervert, asking users for dick pics. So pretty messed up family.
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