YouTuber Shane Dawson Apologises For Claiming He Fucked & Jizzed On His Cat -

[RavenCrow]

Prominent YouTube personality/conspiracy theorist/filmmaker Shane Dawson has issued one of the most truly baffling public apologies of all time, insisting that a four-year-old story on an episode of his podcast in which he gleefully admitted to dry fucking and cumming on his cat was actually, in fact, a lie.

Dawson appeared on Twitter this afternoon virtually out of the blue with the multi-tweet apology, which began with the absolute barn-burning line “I didn’t fuck my cat.”

Shane Dawson
✔@shanedawson
https://twitter.com/shanedawson/status/1107464566332489728

i didnt fuck my cat. i didnt cum on my cat. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my cat. Ive never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible. (1/?)
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Regardless, Dawson today insists that the story was “fake” and based on a “dumb awful sketch idea” (what) that he had at one point back in the day.

This sorta thing has bitten Dawson on the ass before: In January he issued an apology video after clips from an old podcast episode in which he referred to a six-year-old Instagrammer as “kind of sexy” resurfaced.

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[Rei is shit]

He always seemed too degenerate to be a dog fucker.

 

[The_Mormons]

I don't know, he warmed up to Kero pretty quickly. Doubt.

 

[MG 620]

All YouTube "personalities" are worthless. Everything is about money and attention.

 

[Arkangel]

I love how he pinned the tweet to his timeline. He's got almost 8 million followers and he felt the need to let them all know "I didn't fuck my cat! I swear!"

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

If we can't joke about fucking animals...what can we joke about?

 

[SwanDive]

I can't think of a more effective way to get people to think you fucked your cat than out of the blue tweeting "I DID NOT FUCK MY CAT".

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Animal Control thread when?

 

[Lunete]

I'd like to preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking cats...

 

[Cleric of Autism]

So this is why my Twitter feed is exploding about feline fuckers

 

[Feline Darkmage]

#ShaneDawsonRapedMe
#JusticeForGato

 

[UE 558]

 

[war has changed]

i like how people in the replies are saying its just a joke and he doesnt need to apologize for it
either humor actually isnt dead, or people are just changing what they actually think just for their eceleb soft boi

 

[UE 558]

Regardless of whether or not he's actually a zoophile, it's still a hilarious shitshow...at his expense

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

How about a solid third of his internet fame being spent in "sassy hood queen" blackface? Do we get a mea culpa for that?

I don't give a shit, mind, but if we're opening the "embarrassing, tone deaf shit Shane Dawson did for attention" box, we're gonna be here a while. Dude built his life on cringey bullshit.
Bit late to do the "Oh, this wasn't cool and I'm better than that" song and dance, no?
Like, bro, this is the sad little altar you made for yourself, no sense growing a concept of decency now.

 

[Remove Goat]

 

[The Shadow]

Plinkett wouldn't backpedal on that.

 

[Michael Dummett]

Dude acts like he's special for fucking some pussy.

 

[GS 281]

I doubt he fucked his cat. ever try to hold your cat while jacking off?

the best i can do is just wipe it on the thing when im done.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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I love how he pinned the tweet to his timeline. He's got almost 8 million followers and he felt the need to let them all know "I didn't fuck my cat! I swear!"

I hate when people make multi-tweet threads where they just reply to themselves to get around the character limit.

Kurt Eichenwald does that shit all the time.

They clearly don't understand the purpose of Twitter.