thanks @4Macie for the transcription
Season’s greetings and happy holidays everybody.
Christine chandler here.
And, uh, I come bearing a variation, a new variation, possibly new with a little bit of old. Depending on what you will interpret. A variation of a Christmas classic. The 12 days of Christmas; but we will skip the repetition and somebody else can put the singing parts with the tune. And so with that, uh, On with da list.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, the instant classic the trapper Dan Transister radiooooooooooooo. It was a Na-ka-shuuma.. Not 4 (?) that was the model that was discontinued. It came in a leather carrying case with (baby voice) holes in it so you can listen through it. And it came with this little wire that had (hand gesture) so you could stick it in your ear and with the other end you couldn’t stick it anywhere because it’s bent.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, the numerical alphabet.
Alright, so, this is… it looks like the number 2, but guess what? That is a capital Q in cursive. 2 to Q. and with the unambinous (unanimous) decision in my own mental head, 2 is officially a letter. And not only that, but between 2 and a 5, you also get S and Z. And uh, skip to the round about in the alphabet. Zero is an O, 1 an I and an L with the common link to a 7 with is also an L but the number 7 with or without the cross can still be a capital F. And the number 3 is thee uh, E, M, and W. (Chris gives thumbs up). And uh, shoot, 4? 4! 4 is uh H and a Y. Hi! And also, like, the numbers 6 and 9; 4, 6, and 9 are B, D, P, Q. Aaand let’s see, 4, 5, 6, 7 and number 8. It can not only be the letter B but it’s also infinityyyyyy. And then; with that nonsense out of the way…
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, freeeee freeeeeshhhh fiiiish. I’ve got a fish, would you like to make a wish. You caught yourself a fish, now order a new sidedish. Make a wish.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, or rather she reminded me, that I had not forgotten anything or anyone.
And on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, the jazzy hits from the good old jump and jive era.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave me, the job of picking up sticks.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, born female and angelic women and ladies of all races and religions and what knock (instead of whatnot) and lesbians, bisexuals, straight. The drag kings and the transmales that have not had the operation change yet. Whatsoever. Sorry. Dudes. (Blows raspberry)
And then on the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee; a late train of thought. The mis-(something) of autism. Neeerrrrr make me forget. (fart noise with mouth).
And on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a share of the platinum mine santa baby gave to her last year.
And on tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 10 million yen and a big fat hen. 10 million yen and a big fat hen. 10 million yen and a big fat hen. A big fat hen.
And on the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, the big clock tower of London. Big Ben!
And on the twelfth day of Christmas, and although it may seem strange, on the twelfth day of Christmas I’m going to exchange; 12 drummers dry-drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords leapin, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids of milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 golden riiiiings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a peaaaaaar treeeeeeeeee.
I might have more redone all the hints in the next few days before Christmas 2015. But that’s still to be determine. Donations are so greatly appreciated and I still welcome more orders, figures, and everything. Up until Christmas day, donations of $100 and greater get one additional figure of their choice, though I can’t guarantee before Christmas delivery. All donations are greatly depr-appreciated but unfortunately I cannot offer gifts for donations less than $10 but the options are now there on my etsy listing. And that’s great because not a lot of people are apparently able to find it; or at least a few were unable to find it. But now it has a big blue background, yellow layer-letters. DONATION.
Thank you, have a good safe day. Merry Christmas.
Christine chandler here.
And, uh, I come bearing a variation, a new variation, possibly new with a little bit of old. Depending on what you will interpret. A variation of a Christmas classic. The 12 days of Christmas; but we will skip the repetition and somebody else can put the singing parts with the tune. And so with that, uh, On with da list.
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, the instant classic the trapper Dan Transister radiooooooooooooo. It was a Na-ka-shuuma.. Not 4 (?) that was the model that was discontinued. It came in a leather carrying case with (baby voice) holes in it so you can listen through it. And it came with this little wire that had (hand gesture) so you could stick it in your ear and with the other end you couldn’t stick it anywhere because it’s bent.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, the numerical alphabet.
Alright, so, this is… it looks like the number 2, but guess what? That is a capital Q in cursive. 2 to Q. and with the unambinous (unanimous) decision in my own mental head, 2 is officially a letter. And not only that, but between 2 and a 5, you also get S and Z. And uh, skip to the round about in the alphabet. Zero is an O, 1 an I and an L with the common link to a 7 with is also an L but the number 7 with or without the cross can still be a capital F. And the number 3 is thee uh, E, M, and W. (Chris gives thumbs up). And uh, shoot, 4? 4! 4 is uh H and a Y. Hi! And also, like, the numbers 6 and 9; 4, 6, and 9 are B, D, P, Q. Aaand let’s see, 4, 5, 6, 7 and number 8. It can not only be the letter B but it’s also infinityyyyyy. And then; with that nonsense out of the way…
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, freeeee freeeeeshhhh fiiiish. I’ve got a fish, would you like to make a wish. You caught yourself a fish, now order a new sidedish. Make a wish.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, or rather she reminded me, that I had not forgotten anything or anyone.
And on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, the jazzy hits from the good old jump and jive era.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave me, the job of picking up sticks.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, born female and angelic women and ladies of all races and religions and what knock (instead of whatnot) and lesbians, bisexuals, straight. The drag kings and the transmales that have not had the operation change yet. Whatsoever. Sorry. Dudes. (Blows raspberry)
And then on the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee; a late train of thought. The mis-(something) of autism. Neeerrrrr make me forget. (fart noise with mouth).
And on the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a share of the platinum mine santa baby gave to her last year.
And on tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, 10 million yen and a big fat hen. 10 million yen and a big fat hen. 10 million yen and a big fat hen. A big fat hen.
And on the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, the big clock tower of London. Big Ben!
And on the twelfth day of Christmas, and although it may seem strange, on the twelfth day of Christmas I’m going to exchange; 12 drummers dry-drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords leapin, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids of milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 golden riiiiings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a peaaaaaar treeeeeeeeee.
I might have more redone all the hints in the next few days before Christmas 2015. But that’s still to be determine. Donations are so greatly appreciated and I still welcome more orders, figures, and everything. Up until Christmas day, donations of $100 and greater get one additional figure of their choice, though I can’t guarantee before Christmas delivery. All donations are greatly depr-appreciated but unfortunately I cannot offer gifts for donations less than $10 but the options are now there on my etsy listing. And that’s great because not a lot of people are apparently able to find it; or at least a few were unable to find it. But now it has a big blue background, yellow layer-letters. DONATION.
Thank you, have a good safe day. Merry Christmas.
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